[Date updated: 2024/02/17(Sat) 10:42:11]
 I spilled a bit of coffee on my foot while going up the stairs. 
 Thankfully, my unyielding Stoicism prevented me from panicking and 
 spilling the whole cup. (´人`)
 
 The same thing happened to me. But I have more of a Freudian worldview, 
  so immediately after I screw'd my mother. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
  
  The same thing happened to me. But I have more of a cynicism (of Diogenes) worldview, 
   so immediately after I shat in the street. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   
   The same thing happened to me. But I have more of a nihilistic worldview,
    So I immediately killed myself ( ´ω`)
    
   The same thing happened to me. But I have more of a psy op worldview,
    so immediately after I elaborated an conspiracy between coffee makers & Ariel/Bleach makers. 
    The technology to make transparent coffee is already there. In fact, Canadians already invented an transparent cola. But it the %1 don't want you to know this.
    
    The same thing happened to me. But I have multiple personality disorder,
      so I started yelling at the guy who lives in my right arm for fucking
      things up again. (ノД`、)
      

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