The situation with php developers never ended. Since the beggining of heyuri "php devs" has always been an issue. They are like fucking gold or something. To this day I am still in constant search of them and I never find them 30 bucks an hour isnt enough i guess
Im making a revamped 2shot dating website go live tommorow, it will be very big because of the its being advertised too. Lets see how it holds up..
> Teh underageb& is multiplying!? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) I think im older than the rest of this board combined Reference: 2022/10/02(Sun) 05:33:51
Can someone give me the 2shot dating script please?
It seems apparent to me that Heyuri has an entirely new userbase, which is not very surprising. New tripfags, new types of posters, etc. I think that its better to have a slightly lower quality grade than to be dead, and Heyuri is doing well activity wise, at least relative to the post-golden age era. I have mixed feelings, but am mostly positive about it. 4 stars.
Ive eaten upwards of 46 bananas in the month of august alone.
> > Vidlii still has the SPIRIT of old youtube though, that is the point. > > It isn't about the UI, though the old yt layout is objectively better. > > The videos on the site may not all 100% be ~2007 culture exclusively > > but the spirit of the site is still the same, it is place where > > anyone can upload anything, mostly stupid shit for fun. No one on > > vidlii is making $ off of doing it like modern yt. Vidlii isn't an > > all seeing overreaching system like google is that is tied into > > everything. Vidlii doesn't remove your video for using certain MUSIC > > Or for talking shit, or talking about certain topics that the > > "influencers" of our realm have deemed taboo like not being gay. > > Vidlii isn't hiding results from my search, and tags actually mean > > something. > > Look at bitchute, another youtube alternative but something that > > is NOT made in the spirit of old youtube, pretty much 99% of the > > videos there are loser nerd wanna be political talking heads who > > just make videos complaining and nothing productive. Now look at the > > vidlii home page and wow look new unique videos? and stuff that is > > familiar to me, someone who was on yt back then? Also lots of drama > > and shit talking? this is EXACTLY like youtube use to be. > > Just because some users are not old enough to have used youtube when > > it was like vidlii doesn't matter. These new users are making new > > shit in the same spirit of the old website. I DOUBT that you were > > using japanese only bbs sites in the early 90s yet here you are, > > on a site that is a modern recreation of an early 90s jp bbs. > > You don't have the same culture as they did. You don't know the > > inside jokes and ways of speaking that they had in their culture. > > And most people don't even know what the spirit of those early > > sites were or their intended purpose, yet here we are on a > > recreation of those sites making our own shit with a mix of what > > we do know about their original culture and some of our own > > (thank god for rule 8 tho) > > PS I was using vidlii years before lolwut SAVED the site, and the > > ONLY people that have a problem with it are suffering from kuz > > derangement syndrome since he dares to provide hosting. The only > > real problem with vidlii is the mass uploaded SEO bot videos about > > like lawncare and shit. > > In fact lolwut himself describes the spirit of old youtube > > and how vidlii is re creating it PERFECTLY on his website: > > https://lolwut.info/vidlii-bitview.html > I wasn't referring specifically to vidlii, and I definitely wasn't > referring to Heyuri, but if you want to talk about vidlii then I'll > inform you that vidlii doesn't have a single ounce of the spirit that > old youtube had, AT ALL (;´Д`) > I was on youtube since the second half of 2005, and in 2005-2006 the > site mostly consisted of the following things: > - ordinary people aged 16-30 vlogging to each other or discussing news > and pop culture from their bedrooms > - ordinary people aged 16-30 recording themselves performing various > musical covers and performances in their bedrooms > - ordinary people aged 16-30 recording themselves performing various > comedy skits in their bedrooms > - ordinary people aged 16-30 making cool/funny remixes/mashups/ > machinima/stop-motion animations/etc. in their bedrooms > - ordinary people aged 16-30 writing comments that were - at times - > brutally honest and insulting, but not completely off-topic non-sequi- > turs that are trying too hard to be funny, nor treating youtube like > it's /b/ or /s4s/ > - the kinds of candid home videos that would previously have been found > on the likes of America's Funniest Home Videos > - tons of movies/TV shows/music videos/etc. stolen from elsewhere that > would usually get taken down before long > There were many things that fell outside of those categories as youtube > was always a large, multifaceted website, but the vast majority of what > most people were using youtube for at that time was as I described > What it definitely wasn't was spastic children making intentionally low > quality videos - there was the YTP fad from late 2006 to around 2008 > when it died down, and the MLG fad around 2012-2014, but those were > relatively small niches and weren't at all reflective of youtube as a > whole. Plus, some of those were actually funny (back then anyway) > Although youtube wasn't anywhere near as limited in terms of FREDDUMS > OF SPECH as it is today, youtube (and virtually every other site on the > internet) was significantly less "boundary-pushing" than it became in > later years, and it was always a far cry from the likes of 4chan - and > even 4chan back then didn't cultivate the kinds of low quality garbage > that vidlii mostly houses today > The closest thing vidlii has to old youtube content is videos that have > been stolen from youtube, or reuploaded from youtube as a backup by > people who are primarily based on youtube. In terms of the old youtube > culture (which could be summarized as being a typical early-mid 2000s > social network where most people are there to meet and interact with > new people from around the world and make new friends), vidlii and all > the other "old youtube" clones never have anything of the sort > Instead they just have a small group of mentally retarded children > making ironically shitty, post-ironically shitty, and unironically > shitty videos to an audience of no one. Oh, and monkey torture pr0n I > guess... (;´Д`) > Regarding Ayashii World, boards like this started in 1997 and their > "heyday" continued to around 2003. This board isn't trying to emulate > or recreate that time period/culture as much as it looks to it for > inspiration, and it fully intends to do and be its own thing (much like > the rest of Heyuri). Vidlii on the other hand is trying to "emulate, as > much as is reasonably possible, the overall experience of 2000s > YouTube" according to lolwut's own words, and in my opinion it fails > miserably at it (through no fault of anyone running the site) Gee mr longposter, is there any websites you do like? (ﾟ～ﾟ) Reference: 2022/08/27(Sat) 23:55:53
The inability of people these days to use IRC frustrates me to no end
Neocities.... ( ´ω`) I bet kyle is getting bored of all that... you know.. maybe someone should take it off his hands
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It involves blood, women, and the internet. You'll NEVER guess ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Im about to dump alot of money into something that may make me extremely rich ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
wife is going to make me one of these on friday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf :DD
Today is kaguyas birthday. Say happy birthday to kagy
I have something cool planned for heyuri, if i ever get enough time to show you guys I will ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> > im fixing some sql stuff, threads wont be readable for a bit > Thx 4 teh warning. Is there an ETA on 2ちゃん and HHS? 2ちゃん probably today. HHS maybe today, possibly tommorow because wikis are hard and ive been working for 18 hours consecutively (´ー`) Reference: 2022/08/07(Sun) 02:33:21
im fixing some sql stuff, threads wont be readable for a bit
I just ported a heyuri feature to my new site
Im going to be releasing some advice on fashion and attractiveness soon
Dealing with the extremely mentally ill can be both fun and very annoying at times.
> heyuri is half a size of 2chan's board about ramen (;´Д`) kaguya, add /ra/ - ramen plsss Reference: 2022/07/28(Thu) 16:45:41
In retrospect, village-head maintaining his anonymity for 20 years is very impressive. He must be in his 40s by now. Thank you village-head!
What do you guys think about adding the kaomoji buttons to all kokonotsuba boards, not just textboards and sw?
I hate boards that have like 10 stickies on them
I like the name Joseph. Any josephs here? Joseph!? Come on out and say hi
Kaguya will be missing for a little bit
Listening to some of the songs that were stuck in my head 2 years ago made me extremely nostalgic for golden era heyuri. Does that ever happen to anyone else?
I remember some guy was going to try and make a windows xp heyuri edition I tried to do pick that up later but never finished
What could I do to boost Heyuris popularity. Buy ads on /f/?
7 days into owning a site with a 350 PPH: Its exhausting but pretty fun SP is high speed low quality Heyuri is high quality low speed My ultimate dream is a high quality high speed site, which would be heyuri
Guys remember our lovely admin kaguyas birthday is coming soon
Did anyone who came from vidlii stay? Speaking of which, the amount of users we got from vidlii was probably a fraction of what we could get with nice banner advertisements, something ive been delaying for a while
Sorry guys.. its only business On bright side, I am also trying to acquire swfchan, so that would be fun (＾Д^)
I accidentally deleted the post of a time traveler when trying to delete spam. Sorry, feel free to repost
Im going to buy another site soon (＾Д^)
> > Context: Big thread about baby monkey torture videos being uploaded on > > vidlii. Ended up giving in and deleting them since its really not for > > the site anyways and can be illegal. But seriously, the same people who > > have bullied random multiple teenagers to suicide, and Josh, a guy who > > admitted to having a hurtcore addiction, trying to guilt trip me for > > animal abuse vids. > > Whatever.. kiwifarms is like a 400 pound kid with down syndrome. You gotta > > talk slow, easy, and nice, if you make any sudden movements a tard rage > > might ensue and you'll never get to the end > If you're talking about Josh, the site admin, I don't think he is into hurtcore or any other shit from Encyclopedia Dramatica > Kiwifarms didn't kill anyone. These people did it to themselves. (Also Byuu isn't dead btw) > The users are indeed spergs. Not all of them but many are. ED is a veritable factbook, its impossible to suggest there are false things there! ALSO LERN HOW 2 FORMAT POSTS ON AYASHII NO0B Reference: 2022/07/14(Thu) 21:41:26
Two big updates with koko coming soon
> my birthday is in 2 hours ( ´ω`) Happy 14th birthday Reference: 2022/07/13(Wed) 22:28:36
> Cant believe I just got a lecture on morality by kiwifarms users of all people Context: Big thread about baby monkey torture videos being uploaded on vidlii. Ended up giving in and deleting them since its really not for the site anyways and can be illegal. But seriously, the same people who have bullied random multiple teenagers to suicide, and Josh, a guy who admitted to having a hurtcore addiction, trying to guilt trip me for animal abuse vids. Whatever.. kiwifarms is like a 400 pound kid with down syndrome. You gotta talk slow, easy, and nice, if you make any sudden movements a tard rage might ensue and you'll never get to the end Reference: 2022/07/13(Wed) 20:21:08
Cant believe I just got a lecture on morality by kiwifarms users of all people
Wow.. I was imagining a fresh spring rose blossom
On a happier note - ive come to love and appreciate our DOTget, aka 20,000-san. Something endearing about that little dot
> if we dont get a developer sometime soon heyuri will have to move to worse, > slower hosting and probably downsize That or if the war in ukraine ends sooner rather than later. Bigger sites like gurochan may have to shut down or find different hosting, same goes for other big ones. So much broken backend stuff and no devs, and the war has made funds impossible to access Reference: 2022/07/09(Sat) 22:42:25
if we dont get a developer sometime soon heyuri will have to move to worse, slower hosting and probably downsize
Ive decided that after my Heyuri adminship, I am going to be a sex icon instead. First, I must gain support of the girls on heyuri.
On the bright side, most of the threads on /b/ were sort of shit. Lets think of it as a fresh late.
> > Off-Topic@Heyuri - A lesson in why captchas exist (;´Д`) > On the brighter side, scripts were able to bypass captcha too, > so it was inevitable to begin with ( ´ω`) > ...(;´Д`) No, they couldnt. Anyways, I warned you guys. Kaptcha could have prevented this or at least slowed it down. This is what happened when anti-kuzism takes forefront to logic Reference: 2022/07/07(Thu) 10:36:18
Yep, i look sexy today. Just like every day. Got new shoes
Kaguya and I have a PLAN. FAITH! WE HAVE A PLAN
> > I forgot how long defragmentation took in the XP days... it's been so > > many hours (;´Д`) > Ah.. i just remembred defragging. That used to be a part of life, it was > kind of satisfying to watch those green squares move around. Is defragging > even still necessary? I havent done it in decades but i used to alot > for some reason Also i used a software i cant remember the name of but it had cool visuals of little cubes moving around as the disk was defragmented Reference: 2022/06/27(Mon) 21:49:08
> I forgot how long defragmentation took in the XP days... it's been so > many hours (;´Д`) Ah.. i just remembred defragging. That used to be a part of life, it was kind of satisfying to watch those green squares move around. Is defragging even still necessary? I havent done it in decades but i used to alot for some reason Reference: 2022/06/27(Mon) 20:14:45
Im suing yahoo for reasons about stealing. Ill public news
Interesting, ive just heard that apparently when some vidlii noobs came to heyuri it was their first time ever seeing an imageboard.
Another day, another beautiful sunrise and mornge (´ー`)
I can be like karuka too! Today i went all over town and had fun ヽ(´ー｀)ノ wifes sisters visiting
Heyuri is like a flaming star (´人｀)
Vidlii newfags seem to not to reach this deep.. so this board is safe Now, older users, gather 'round, and answer my question https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/vote.php?p=190
> > Elon Musk should adopt a system like Quora. > > It's a cool way to get rid of spambots. > > Better quality if you utilise long-form text. > Quora is a weird mix of old web and new web. I found a way to read the > site without an account (put ?share=1 at the end of the URL), and there > were a lot of crazy (but fascinating) rabbitholes to go down (;ﾟ∇ﾟ) > https://2ch.sh/src/2439.png That site is absolutely crazy if you read for long enough... waaait a minute, how did you get to 13 year olds and buttplugs? You pervert! ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2022/06/10(Fri) 19:30:38
> ...we forgot to celebrate Heyuri Day (;´Д`) We certainly wont forget upcoming Kuz day (30. June)... right? Reference: 2022/06/10(Fri) 09:47:55
I stayed up late playing games... wife will be mad.. ahh （ ´,_ゝ`）
I left my past of being a #WrongFonter, now I spend my days showing my friends the way, the light, the truth