10008. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2023/10/06(Fri) 18:56:23          
> I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
> like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
> anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
> What a
> retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
> to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
> things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
> will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
> 
> It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
> If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
> back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
> over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...

Actually, teh reason why they said to think of that person taking a dump
is so that you would get a bonar so huge that you wouldn't be able to
concentrate on your nervousness because you would be thinking of cumming
hard to them shitting!
They didn't account for you not having a scat fetish.

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