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 [Date updated: 2024/05/22(Wed) 23:04:05]
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  ................(´|/∇`)                   (゚Д゚;)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/22(Wed) 21:05:57]
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 u call that a peñis?
 
 that PENIS is too large to fit in anything, let alone anyone... (;゚Д゚)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/22(Wed) 20:14:45]
 peniss
 
    イ 
      ク
      ゥ
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      ゥ
     /○\
     □□□
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     □□□    ペニス?w
     □□□    ピネス?ww
     □□□    PENIS♂♂♂だ!
   /□□∨□□\
   □□□□□□□
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   hah, penis ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/21(Tue) 12:36:50]
 i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
 (´ー`)
 
 run it in a debugger and single step through it
  failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem 
  like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and 
  see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
  VERY brute force, but it should work
  
  failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ
  
  Not him, but I don't understand debugging tools. They feel more 
   difficult to figure out than the thing I'm trying to figure out most of 
   the time (;゚∇゚)
   
  ok i lied, i meant to say i want to contribute to code but i don't have the skills to do so
   i had once made a program that finds every line that contains "int main()" among all the files
   of a directory only to realize that to understand what every class worked i had to trace back
   a dozen header files (ρ_;)
   
   things like that, you want to edit in something like Visual Studio Code
    you open the folder with the code in it and it'll try to resolve where
    each function is from so you can jump to it easily
    
    getting into a big existing project always sucks though and the only way
    to get better at it is to just keep trying to do it, even if you scrap
    everything or break something or whatever
    
    my personal projects are all like 1 or 2 source files, I hate splitting
    shit up ┐(´ω` )┌
    
    tracking them down isn't too hard, what is annoying is when there's a gazillion objects
      or structs or whatever that contain each other, i quickly find myself overwhelmed and can't see
      what does what anymore ヽ(´ー`)ノ
      

 [Date updated: 2024/05/21(Tue) 01:05:34]
 Alright, but train-man better post his train. This is all I found just from yesterday
 https://web.archive.org/web/20030425135633/http://hanahalu.cool.ne.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040603204020/http://www.cronos.ne.jp/~sumitan/oeb9.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20031009191958/http://pink.sakura.ne.jp/~eau-rouge/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20030409200746/http://www.bupo.jp/ishikei/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040408110820fw_/http://www.fx.sakura.ne.jp/~ser/adult.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040606070022/http://www11.plala.or.jp/norahiguma/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20051227082127/http://bloomer.jp/sun/gall.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20031212030305/http://tukiama.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040605222510/http://www5d.biglobe.ne.jp/~yomogi/dw/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040205042405fw_/http://www5d.biglobe.ne.jp/~yomogi/dw/dwgallery/gallery.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20050430063500/http://rooftop.x0.com/oldpic/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040610012754/http://www2.odn.ne.jp/~crepe/contents.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041001032643/http://homepage1.nifty.com/sitimenchou/main.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040810101618/http://www.may.sakura.ne.jp/~okumiya/index.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040805073855/http://www012.upp.so-net.ne.jp/abura-ya/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041012020613/http://www16.ocn.ne.jp/~wanton/index2.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041123172725/http://triple.sakura.ne.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041014202352/http://www.geocities.jp/ek9vtecsir/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040409210409/http://www.ykp2.com/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040804075823/http://www.dec.sakura.ne.jp/~gambler/index2.shtml
 
 what an absolute bounty ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   thanks!
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 22:49:03]
 it's monday... ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 15:54:32]
 it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
 JS browser
 at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
 static pages
 
 I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
 use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
 when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
 since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
 than pure text lol
 
 JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
  everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
  it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー`)ノ
  15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful
  
  a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX 
   page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost 
   cause by 2014)
   quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able 
   to browse and interact with them
   it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work
   
   There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
    
    I don't miss that one bit. (´¬`)
     I miss Flash for a fair few reasons (the web animation scene completely 
     changed after it died out as a commonly used tool, same with web games), 
     but all-Flash sites were a pain-in-the-ass.
     
     You couldn't bookmark parts of it, you couldn't hit the back button, you 
     couldn't save shit from it, you had to wait for the (often slow) 
     animations, and in the mid-00s I still had dialup so I'd have to wait 
     ages for the site to load (by 09, I definitely had DSL).
     
     I remember I wanted to show a friend the Gorillaz website (phase 1 era), 
      but his internet sucked so hard that we went off to do something else 
      while it loaded... only for it to still be loading when we returned liek 
      30 mins later. Eventually we gave up (´∇`)
      
      Back in those days, I'd load a bunch of pages at once, go eat or watch 
        TV, then come back to see which ones loaded. My family had a second 
        phone line for Internet (it was supposed to be just a second line, but 
        it ended up being dominated by Internet use), so I could leave it just 
        running like that.
        
        if something still hadn't loaded, usually by the time you were done with 
        one of the other pages, it would have
        

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:58:26]
 I'm gonna kinkshame everyone in internet who are into mpreg and no one can't stop me.
  
  ...and kinkshaming myself for everything.
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:40:00]
 seems oekaki.pl is kill, redirects to their deviantart page
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 01:16:12]
 amybody here havung sex??
  serious question. (゚ー゚)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 00:54:49]
 https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=71
  is this okay? (´¬`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 03:04:41]
 I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
 must be destroyed (;´Д`)
 
 (゚ー゚) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
 ││
 │└They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
 │ │wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)
 │ │
 │ └I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz, 
    but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert 
    to X" buttan (;´Д`)
    
 there are severe design flaws (lol submodules should be infinitely less
   awkward to deal with than they are), but I can safely state that Git has
   been a net benefit overall to Mankind as a whole
   
   but we really do need a new VCS to arrive with the lessons learned from
   Git
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:08:32]
 3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention
 
 Goat-c
   
   https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:07:39]
 under the post form, you see this line...
 ...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;゚Д゚)
 
 It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many 
   simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value
   
   I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less 
   likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the 
   cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:08:49]
 That's great news!
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:07:39]
 God is real. Jesus is God's human identity! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 17:34:25]
 Piss smelling like asparagus after eating asparagus is a genetic trait, so ass-blazes after spicy food could be genetic too
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:05:05]
 I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)
 
 i never had this issue how ass burning.
  i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(゚~゚)┌
  
  Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic 
   thing (;゚∇゚)
   
   might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN
     as much as you still being a virgin! (^Д^)
     

 [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 20:28:12]
 (;゚Д゚)SPICYYYYYY!!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)
  
  I just had some crazy hot Indian food (;゚Д゚)(;´Д`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 19:38:46]
 What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
 (´ー`)
 
 these videos have been up for 5 months O_O
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 17:22:03]
 https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos
 
 i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
 
 https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo
 
 i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`)
   the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines
   it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that
   anyway
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 06:42:32]
 gay erotic fanfic*
 
 Whatever-
   Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 04:21:58]
 oh my god,.. it's thrusday! (^∀^)
 
 it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)
  
  Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ
    

 [Date updated: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:24:05]
 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
 20 GOTO 10
 30 RUN
 
 this was for the commodore correct?
  
  It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers
    

 [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 22:38:43]
 ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
 "i love you nigger-sama               "oooga-booga wooga wung
 cmhere brother i want                  i needz du nut in azzho
 cum in my asshole now~"                n shiiiii"
 
 ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
   "I love you, Bloke-kun!                 "By God, chap, what
   Come hither, I desire                    has gotten into you?!
   your semen in my anus!"                  keep your dastardly erection
                                            away from me!"
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 20:43:48]
 here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (`ー´)
 print("Hello, Strange World!")
 
 very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 15:29:38]
 I mostly don't liek JS(?)-based "loadings" without the URL changing or a 
  new HTML page loading (´Д`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 08:14:51]
 If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
 ヽ(`∇´)ノ
 
 I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.
 ││
 │└You must write MOAR
 │ │
 │ └NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)
   
   But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
    fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
    
    I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ
     
     ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (゚ー゚)
      
      girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ー')
       
       Bold of you to assume I made an erotic fanfic?? (`Д´)
         
 Let's talk
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:28:54]
 http://up.heyuri.net/src/3497.mp4 HERE'S CRABBY
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:23:25]
 HE HAS NO MITTENS!
   _     _
   (<     >)
   \\(´ω`)// 
   < _蟹_ >
   ////   ヘヘヘヘ  
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:22:17]
  _     _
   (<    >)
   \\9 9// 
   < _蟹_ >
   ////   ヘヘヘヘ  
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:26:45]
 they git our gets and thats no fun
  

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