◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/19(Fri) 12:52:13]
■Thats all
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/19(Fri) 12:33:14]
■Hello from Funnyjunk! Containment breach. I don't care. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/19(Fri) 12:01:48]
■whats this??????
│
└■A strange world, some call it. ( ﾟｰ^)
│
└■The world is quite strange! (´∇`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/19(Fri) 04:49:26]
■Hey, sucka nigga!
(Whoever you are...(´∇`)σ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/19(Fri) 02:29:37]
■you die if you work
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/18(Thu) 20:07:21]
■Gah..so tired..why cant i be a NEET without any consequences ε-(´・｀)
│life is so much eaiser when you just sleep all day..no werk no worries..just you, anime/manga and the internet..(if the internet bill isnt so high i hope -_-||)
│
└■that's my ultimate dream(´Д`)
│
└■Why must life be so cruel..heyuri is my only comfort..will probably never leave heyuri..so hip so cool so awesome..its heyuri! (´ー`)
│
├■It is the place to be, after all. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■ur welcome here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│also break your lines by "Make line breaks" (or do it manually if you
│don't have JS enabled) b4 sending posts plz, it's the culture of Ayashii
│and there are software restrictions about it
│
└■so sorry!!(´～`) will do better!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/18(Thu) 18:58:25]
■Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||) I just saw a lesbian couple walk by!
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└■ZOMG (;ﾟДﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/18(Thu) 18:58:00]
■School sux...
│
│I've got a group project so people are peer pressuring me to stay late
│and work. (;´Д`)
│
└■I am doing group projects alone, staying late to do werk doesn't change (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/18(Thu) 13:24:45]
■Those snares are my eyes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/17(Wed) 22:31:15]
■ those eyes are whose eyes?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/17(Wed) 21:46:09]
■What kind of snares? Venetian?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/17(Wed) 13:36:13]
■Which kind? Snares? Egyptian Pyramid booby traps? Tiger pits?
│
└■uhhh otokonoko
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/17(Wed) 02:32:18]
■To hwat did you fappeth?
│
└■traps....
│
├■User: Time
│ youre a failure of a human (´∇`)σ
│
└■WIN ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/16(Tue) 13:52:14]
■actually it was very fast....
│I fapped yesterday and I came in like a minute
│
├■User: lenka
│ youre a failure of a human
│
└■That's cuz u get re-sensitized
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/16(Tue) 12:35:53]
■I didn't fap in 5 days...
│
└■They say saving it up makes it feel better when you release it (´ー`)
│
└■It's true ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/15(Mon) 19:50:38]
■I've jacked so much that I don't think I even have any sexual feeling
anymore. Is this how monks are made? (´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/15(Mon) 16:05:23]
■I hate everyone who disagrees with me
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/15(Mon) 03:28:07]
■User: Laplace Neverchange Dusk Stevens
Whose eyes are those eyes?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/15(Mon) 03:27:11]
■ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/14(Sun) 23:30:25]
■( ´ω`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/14(Sun) 21:50:23]
■ъ( ﾟｰ^)(´人｀)（⌒∇⌒ゞ）┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/14(Sun) 16:41:38]
■The Knights of the PENIS order frantically ran to every exit they could
│imagine, to no avail. "Good Luck! Foolish PENIS!'", laughed the new
│unveiled VAGINA. The Knights, knowing these were their last, unsheathed
│their swords for one final battle. Their cry was thunderous, "Cum
│brothers!", as they held out against the VAGINA horde.
│
└■"Fools." The VAGINA barbarian queen uttered as the viragos attacked the PENIS order as the PENIS wall was nothing but rubber and dust.
│
└■As the sun was setting on the ruins of the PENIS castle, it seemed like
│all was lost for the PENIS order. But then... One penis screamed "look,
│the ANUS paladins are coming on their flying steeds!! We are saved!"
│
└■"I-Impossible!" muttered queen Cunt, losing her composure. The ANUS
│paladins swiftly came down on the VAGINA savages, maiming and cutting
│their disgusting flesh. Queen Cunt clutched her hands: "It seems I have no other
│choice...", the VAGINA soldiers looked at their queen "n-no! you... you don't mean...!"
│muttered madam Pussy
│
└■"Yes..we have to..we need to use teh power of SQUIRT..Madam use your magic i'll handle this." The queen said her voice cold and powerful they had to use their last option.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/13(Sat) 01:18:48]
■User: dr surov
│I murdered one of my patients today ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■I murdered a pizza today (third of it)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/12(Fri) 14:27:56]
■I pretended to be dead and am going to murder my doctor tonight ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/12(Fri) 08:23:52]
■"Ah! The VAGINA Barbarians have already made it here! They must have defeated the PENIS regiment at their camp!"
│
└■a sinister laugh reverbed throughout the PENIS council
"Foolish PENISes...", Sir Phallus' voice, which was the manliest and PENISest of them all but moments
ago, mutated into a feminine melody
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/11(Thu) 20:12:30]
■"Knights of the PENIS Order, I'm glad you could all make it on such short notice. The situation is dire and has gotten much worse, what shall we do?"
│
└■"We shall build a PENIS wall to keep the VAGINA barbarians out!", proclaimed Sir Phallus III
│
└■Honey! Why is the door locked? "none of my business"!? Your name is sir phallus teh thrid?! I dont care if im ruining your story! What does this "Heyuri strange world" story mean!?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/11(Thu) 10:54:23]
■Hello.
│
└■Hi, how are you?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/10(Wed) 23:20:32]
■User: Vim
│The story begins like this.....
│
└■one afternoon, the council of PENIS assembled...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/10(Wed) 14:49:56]
■Food inflation in developed countries is now at pre-Russian/Ukrainian prices, but not at pre-coronavirus prices.
│We can all do a little bit better.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■https://twitter.com/OECD/status/1777365830000373891
thanks to inflation I don't need to bother trying to make sense of price
labels anymore, so shopping got easier ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/04/09(Tue) 09:59:52]
■I don't want it to get warm :/
│
└■Dont worry! The freezer works just as well when its winter! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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