my dryer is absurdly, obscenely loud
I fucking hate it so much

all you hear when it's on is
NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
in this kinda middle octave sound for like 1-2h

shit sucks ass ヽ(`Д´)ノ

you can even hear it through the front door, and you can't usually hear 
shit through that... (｀～´)

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1830972298352041988/pu/vid/avc1/960x720/eCKM5szJQpaKW5yr.mp4?tag=12
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9M7TvU3O-4

she's so cute... (´￢`)

https://exhentai.org/g/2643831/a6cb498527/
[Tsukusun] Oji Loli Starter Kit (COMIC Mate Legend Vol. 52 2023-08) [English] {Mistvern} [Digital]
[つくすん] おじロリスターターキット (コミック Mate legend Vol.52 2023年8月号) [英訳] [DL版]
this artist always draws the cutest megane girls but he also likes to draw them getting
fucked up violently... 
this story is very cute though

also,
https://exhentai.org/g/2593775/1e265097af/
[Tsukusun] Delivery Help! Iincho-chan (COMIC Mate Legend Vol. 51 2023-06) [English] {Mistvern} [Digital]
[つくすん] デリバリーへるぷ！いいんちょーちゃん (コミック Mate legend Vol.51 2023年6月号) [英訳] [DL版]
is really good, she's so cute and tiny... and her mom whores her out (T_T)

my favorite is this one though:
https://exhentai.org/g/2708871/b0a1bfbc72/
[Tsukusun] Seishin Joutai Girigiri no Oshiego ni Mechamecha Okazu ni Sarete Komattemasu
My Mentally Unstable Student Who Uses Me To Get-Off Like Crazy is Quite The Handful

the title says it all
VERY cute megane girls ヽ(´∇`)ノ

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1832005196555149312/pu/vid/avc1/720x1030/ChurAEn5ZkyE3U2P.mp4?tag=12

I can't wait for 9/11 ヽ(´∇`)ノ

It's hard to translate Japanese text to English when also trying to 
retain the dimensions of the original layout

Two kanji can easily become a double-digits number of latin characters (;´Д`)

> Also LOL'd at "the government's gonna get mad again"
that line was really, really funny
a lot of the time, when I type LOL, I usually have a mild chuckle or snort

no
this got me to laugh for real (､^Д^､)b

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 23:03:58

> Am I allowed to post here if I'm not a paedophile? (´人｀)
sure, as long as you aren't annoying about that
(the reverse is true too, for those who are pedos and are annoying about 
it)

honestly, that reminds me of some shit a racist guy I knew ages ago 
said, where he's like "of course I'm racist, but I can't just talk shit 
about [pick your least favorite race, he said niggers] all of the time, 
you know? but this guy I started talking to online... that's all he 
fucking does, and I don't get it, doesn't he have a life doing shit?"

someone who spends all their time complaining about a group of people is 
just too annoying to be around regardless of anything else

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 23:01:49

> Am I allowed to post here if I'm not a paedophile? (´人｀)

anyone who don't make a fuss of being or not being one is welcome ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 23:01:49

Also LOL'd at "the government's gonna get mad again"

Am I allowed to post here if I'm not a paedophile? (´人｀)

> was reading this and couldn't not share:
> https://exhentai.org/g/1704796/639543c306/
> [Karma Tatsurou] Hiyashi Chinpo | Chilled Cocks (COMIC Kairakuten 2019-10) [English] [UsagiTrans] [Digital]
> extremely big lol (＾Д^)
> just a frozen cock seller, nothing weird about that ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
> also, sorry for anyone who doesn't know how to get onto sadpanda, look up the name on your site of choice ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

cocksickles for this hot season ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 22:45:09

was reading this and couldn't not share:
https://exhentai.org/g/1704796/639543c306/
[Karma Tatsurou] Hiyashi Chinpo | Chilled Cocks (COMIC Kairakuten 2019-10) [English] [UsagiTrans] [Digital]

extremely big lol (＾Д^)
just a frozen cock seller, nothing weird about that ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
also, sorry for anyone who doesn't know how to get onto sadpanda, look up the name on your site of choice ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

> 1997/11/1から 8816889 人目のお客さんです。
> http://nagaokasiho.mine.nu/ton/siho.htm
> Operational.(;´Д`)

"Forbidden"
"You don't have permission to access /ton/siho.htm on this server."
Can't access from overseas chikuso (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 22:04:19

1997/11/1から 8816889 人目のお客さんです。
http://nagaokasiho.mine.nu/ton/siho.htm

Operational.(;´Д`)

ヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノ> > It's much safer though, I'd rather be slightly annoyed every time
> > I log in than be devastated when I lose all my money (・∀・)
> Upon remembering that my bank account is not as disposable as a user
> account and that there is actual money at stake, I feel at least 20%
> moar grateful that my hard earned dough is secure under the watchful eye
> of online security (´-｀)
> I must strive to work out my frustrations in much more productive
> ways... liek fapping! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

If you give up masturbation for a week, it feels good to play with your prostate.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I think I wiggle my hips better than women.(´∇`)σ

Reference: 2024/09/05(Thu) 08:29:04

> fell asleep in chair again...
it is better to be rested than unrested

I am rarely well rested... (TДT)
let me stay in the realm of the dreamer...

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 18:16:52

fell asleep in chair again...

> ヽ(´∇`)ノhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53ICnJzi94
> holy shit that's coooool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> Doom on a volumetric display!
> 
> there's also a company that makes a really neat volumetric display, 
> Voxon, but their shit costs like $10k (;´Д`)
> looks straight out of fucking Star Wars though, they vibrate a plane and 
> synchronize it to a very high FPS display so the voxels appear when the 
> plane is at the correct point vertically
> this setup in the video doesn't look as good, but it probably wasn't $10k (;^Д^)

I'm shocked honestly, I didn't expect for it to be possible to play
Doom on a 3D screen but still have it easy for the player to
understand what is going onヽ(´∇`)ノ.

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 02:46:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzB71YFU5HY

thank you ATARIHAZURE for being such a scholar of eroi things in games (´人｀)
shame this is on youtube so he has to hide any good bits ヽ(`Д´)ノ

ヽ(´∇`)ノhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53ICnJzi94

holy shit that's coooool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Doom on a volumetric display!


there's also a company that makes a really neat volumetric display, 
Voxon, but their shit costs like $10k (;´Д`)

looks straight out of fucking Star Wars though, they vibrate a plane and 
synchronize it to a very high FPS display so the voxels appear when the 
plane is at the correct point vertically

this setup in the video doesn't look as good, but it probably wasn't $10k (;^Д^)

> I want to suck child nipples(;^Д^)
budding rori breasts would taste delicious with cream and a strawberry
on top

Reference: 2024/09/06(Fri) 00:50:39

I want to suck child nipples(;^Д^)

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ(´ー`)(;´Д`)ヽ(´∇`)ノ(´∇`)σ

 (ﾟーﾟ)ﾉ    ( '-')ﾉ     ヾ(´ー｀)
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<(´ｰ`)ノ ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ノ ヽ(`Д´)ゝ
  (   )　   (    )　　 (    )
   <　 ヽ 　 <  >   　ノ 　 >

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1759048472639180800/pu/vid/avc1/640x1088/GVvAhkAovZSJQLxC.mp4?tag=12
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1784459527514898432/pu/vid/avc1/960x720/yoNuRC_Hgs2yv4u-.mp4?tag=12

cute bodyヽ(´ー｀)ノ

> > the CSS here needs fixing (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> > the <body> style should be edited to have the MS Gothic font first in the list
> >   body {
> >     max-height: 100%;
> >     -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
> >     background: #004040;
> >     color: #efefef;
> >     font-family: "ＭＳ ゴシック", "MS Gothic", "BIZ UDゴシック", "Noto Sans Mono CJK JP",
> >                  "Noto Sans Mono", "IPAゴシック", "HGゴシックM", monospace;
> >     font-size: 14px;
> >   }
> > and the <pre> style needs to let the font not be overridden by the browser
> > (since it gets changed to "monospace" for me on this machine if I only do the edit to the CSS for <body>)
> >   pre {
> >     font-family: inherit;
> >   }
> > without these edits, this place looks like this on my machine, even though I do have MS Gothic since I'm on Windows:
> > https://up.heyuri.net/src/3825.png
> > we should probably also embed MS Gothic here so it doesn't matter if it's locally installed
> > but I don't know how to do that ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
> You can't legally host MS Gothic since it's owned by Bill Gates-san 
> (and I don't think it would work anyway) - IPAMona is in more of a 
> legal greyarea, which is why I'm hosting a WOFF-converted version on 
> the Heyuri★CGI site (;^Д^)
> There's more research that needs to be done regarding how Ayashii 
> boards would have looked back when AA became commonplace (around 1999, 
> although heavily formatted posts were common in 1998). You can't simply 
> look at surviving instances today since OSes and web browsers have 
> changed a lot over the past 20-25 years, and things don't look how they 
> used to given the same HTML source
> I have the original script used on Shiba's final instance before he 
> quit in September 98, as well as others from 1999-200X - then it's just 
> a matter of setting up Japanese versions of Win95 and 98 and seeing how 
> it looks on Netscape 4/IE4/IE5
> THEN I can make a modified version of this script that does away with 
> all the silly half-assed modernizations that the maintainer added to it 
> and have a proper font family

So far I have Windows 98 SE (Japanese edition, dated roughly May 1999) 
installed with IE5 (comes with the OS) and Netscape Navigator 4.04 
(Japanese edition), and I tested them with the original unmodified 
Shiba script ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

IE5's default Japanese fonts are MS PGothic for regular text, and 
MS Gothic for monospace text. MS PGothic in IE5 appears basically 
identical to modern Firefox (at least, Firefox when an HTML5-style 
DOCTYPE declaration is not included in the page - adding that will 
increase MS PGothic's line height from 1 to 1.2)

Interestingly, the default IE5 browser text size causes MS Gothic to 
have a font size of 12px (9pt), with a letter spacing of 1, and line 
height of something like 1.16. Modern Firefox on the other hand seems 
to use a size of 16px, letter spacing of 0, and line height of 1.2

Netscape 4.04 is a different matter - first of all, it wouldn't even 
display the characters properly until I added "charset=Shift_JIS" into 
the HTML of the script. Secondly, both the Japanese standard text font 
and monospace font defeaulted to MS PGothic. I found an old guide 
online that seemed to instruct users on what they should set the fonts 
to, so it was possibly just up to the user to set the fonts correctly 
(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

The default font sizes were "10" for both standard and monospace fonts, 
and both MS PGothic and MS Gothic in Netscape 4 appear to be at 12px 
(9pt). For MS PGothic, that's much smaller than IE5 and modern Firefox. 
MS Gothic on the other hand appears identical to how it appears in IE5

Worth noting is that the input boxes on Netscape 4 appear much wider 
than on IE5, and in general the margins/paddings of various elements 
varies wildly compared each other and modern browsers. Netscape has 
nice-looking "derived from the background color" 3D borders on <hr>, 
table, and input elements, while IE5 uses simpler shades of grey/black/
white instead. Buttons also have a lot more horizontal padding

Reference: 2024/09/04(Wed) 22:35:30

> > Whoever decided that two step verification is necessary whenever I sign
> > into my bank account for something as simple as looking at my balance
> > should be taken out and shot
> > They probably do this kind of shit to make you want to download their
> > app or something ghey liek thatヽ(`Д´)ノ
> It's much safer though, I'd rather be slightly annoyed every time
> I log in than be devastated when I lose all my money (・∀・)

Upon remembering that my bank account is not as disposable as a user
account and that there is actual money at stake, I feel at least 20%
moar grateful that my hard earned dough is secure under the watchful eye
of online security (´-｀)

I must strive to work out my frustrations in much more productive
ways... liek fapping! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/09/05(Thu) 06:30:31

> Whoever decided that two step verification is necessary whenever I sign
> into my bank account for something as simple as looking at my balance
> should be taken out and shot
> They probably do this kind of shit to make you want to download their
> app or something ghey liek thatヽ(`Д´)ノ
It's much safer though, I'd rather be slightly annoyed every time
I log in than be devastated when I lose all my money (・∀・)

Reference: 2024/09/05(Thu) 01:20:57