◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 22:49:03]
■it's monday... ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 19:12:25]
■i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
│(´ー`)
│
└■run it in a debugger and single step through it
│failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem
│like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and
│see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
│VERY brute force, but it should work
│
│failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
├■Not him, but I don't understand debugging tools. They feel more
│ difficult to figure out than the thing I'm trying to figure out most of
│ the time (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│
└■ok i lied, i meant to say i want to contribute to code but i don't have the skills to do so
│i had once made a program that finds every line that contains "int main()" among all the files
│of a directory only to realize that to understand what every class worked i had to trace back
│a dozen header files (ρ_;)
│
└■things like that, you want to edit in something like Visual Studio Code
you open the folder with the code in it and it'll try to resolve where
each function is from so you can jump to it easily
getting into a big existing project always sucks though and the only way
to get better at it is to just keep trying to do it, even if you scrap
everything or break something or whatever
my personal projects are all like 1 or 2 source files, I hate splitting
shit up ┐(´ω` )┌
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 15:54:32]
■it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
│JS browser
│at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
│static pages
│
│I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
│use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
│when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
│since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
│than pure text lol
│
└■JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
│everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
│it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful
│
└■a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX
│page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost
│cause by 2014)
│quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able
│to browse and interact with them
│it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work
│
└■There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
│
└■I don't miss that one bit. (´￢`)
│I miss Flash for a fair few reasons (the web animation scene completely
│changed after it died out as a commonly used tool, same with web games),
│but all-Flash sites were a pain-in-the-ass.
│
│You couldn't bookmark parts of it, you couldn't hit the back button, you
│couldn't save shit from it, you had to wait for the (often slow)
│animations, and in the mid-00s I still had dialup so I'd have to wait
│ages for the site to load (by 09, I definitely had DSL).
│
└■I remember I wanted to show a friend the Gorillaz website (phase 1 era),
│but his internet sucked so hard that we went off to do something else
│while it loaded... only for it to still be loading when we returned liek
│30 mins later. Eventually we gave up (´∇`)
│
└■Back in those days, I'd load a bunch of pages at once, go eat or watch
TV, then come back to see which ones loaded. My family had a second
phone line for Internet (it was supposed to be just a second line, but
it ended up being dominated by Internet use), so I could leave it just
running like that.
if something still hadn't loaded, usually by the time you were done with
one of the other pages, it would have
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:58:26]
■I'm gonna kinkshame everyone in internet who are into mpreg and no one can't stop me.
...and kinkshaming myself for everything.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:40:00]
■seems oekaki.pl is kill, redirects to their deviantart page
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 01:16:12]
■amybody here havung sex??
serious question. (ﾟーﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 00:54:49]
■https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=71
is this okay? (´￢`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 03:04:41]
■I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github
│must be destroyed (;´Д`)
│
├■(ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
││
│└■They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
│ │wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)
│ │
│ └■I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz,
│ but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert
│ to X" buttan (;´Д`)
│
└■there are severe design flaws (lol submodules should be infinitely less
awkward to deal with than they are), but I can safely state that Git has
been a net benefit overall to Mankind as a whole
but we really do need a new VCS to arrive with the lessons learned from
Git
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:08:32]
■3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention
│
└■Goat-c
https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:07:39]
■under the post form, you see this line...
│...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
│
└■It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many
simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value
I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less
likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the
cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:08:49]
■That's great news!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:07:39]
■God is real. Jesus is God's human identity! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 17:34:25]
■Piss smelling like asparagus after eating asparagus is a genetic trait, so ass-blazes after spicy food could be genetic too
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:05:05]
■I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)
│
└■i never had this issue how ass burning.
│i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
│
└■Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic
│thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│
└■might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN
as much as you still being a virgin! (＾Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 20:28:12]
■(;ﾟДﾟ)SPICYYYYYY!!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)
I just had some crazy hot Indian food (;ﾟДﾟ)(;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 19:38:46]
■What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
│(´ー`)
│
└■these videos have been up for 5 months O_O
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 17:22:03]
■https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos
│
│i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
│
│https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo
│
└■i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`)
the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines
it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that
anyway
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 06:42:32]
■gay erotic fanfic*
│
└■Whatever-
Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 04:21:58]
■oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾)
│
└■it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)
│
└■Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:24:05]
■10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
│20 GOTO 10
│30 RUN
│
└■this was for the commodore correct?
│
└■It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 22:38:43]
■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
│"i love you nigger-sama "oooga-booga wooga wung
│cmhere brother i want i needz du nut in azzho
│cum in my asshole now~" n shiiiii"
│
└■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
"I love you, Bloke-kun! "By God, chap, what
Come hither, I desire has gotten into you?!
your semen in my anus!" keep your dastardly erection
away from me!"
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 20:43:48]
■here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (｀ー´)
│print("Hello, Strange World!")
│
└■very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 15:29:38]
■I mostly don't liek JS(?)-based "loadings" without the URL changing or a
new HTML page loading (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 08:14:51]
■If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
│ヽ(｀∇´)ノ
│
├■I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.
││
│└■You must write MOAR
│ │
│ └■NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)
│ │
│ └■But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
│ │fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│ │
│ └■I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│ │
│ └■...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (ﾟｰﾟ)
│ │
│ └■girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ｰ')
│ │
│ └■Bold of you to assume I made an erotic fanfic?? (`Д´)
│
└■Let's talk
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:28:54]
■http://up.heyuri.net/src/3497.mp4 HERE'S CRABBY
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:23:25]
■HE HAS NO MITTENS!
＿ ＿
(＜ ＞)
＼＼(´ω`)／／
＜ ＿蟹＿ ＞
//// ﾍﾍﾍﾍ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:22:17]
■ ＿ ＿
(＜ ＞)
＼＼９ ９／／
＜ ＿蟹＿ ＞
//// ﾍﾍﾍﾍ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:26:45]
■they git our gets and thats no fun
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 05:27:39]
■happy mother's day! did you all thank your mama's for putting up with your retardation? (＾Д^)
│
└■Yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:37:59]
■AMERICA YA!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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