> > That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it 
> > from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then 
> > just flush it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> > I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was 
> > doing something else on PC (;´Д`)
> THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

I can only hope some weird organization out there won't make millions of 
clones of me and let them loose near my house for lols (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/06/12(Wed) 00:12:59

> > I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet 
> > instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it 
> from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then 
> just flush it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was 
> doing something else on PC (;´Д`)

THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2024/06/12(Wed) 00:03:06

> > I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
> > Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done... 
> > ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet 
> instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it 
from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then 
just flush it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was 
doing something else on PC (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 20:31:50

personally i don't use semen tissues, i just let it go in my pants or
blanket.

> I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
> Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done... 
> ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet 
instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 20:22:17

I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done... 
ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Mushroom children?

> But I know it isn't... (;´Д`)
> I'm fine with it mysteriously disappearing, as long as it doesn't 
> later on magically reappear in the worst possible way

i've seen someone claim their cumsock grew mushrooms so if everything
goes well for long enough you may be able to conceal it as a mushroom
plantation

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 14:07:17

> > I forgot where I put my cum tissue to later dispose (;´Д`)
> consider it disposed then ヽ(´∇`)ノ

But I know it isn't... (;´Д`)
I'm fine with it mysteriously disappearing, as long as it doesn't 
later on magically reappear in the worst possible way

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 14:05:17

> I forgot where I put my cum tissue to later dispose (;´Д`)

consider it disposed then ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 12:21:08

I forgot where I put my cum tissue to later dispose (;´Д`)

> > i'm so bored i started watching some kids' cartoon (´ー`)
> you can't just leave it like that, which one?

its called miraculous ladybug, since i also started using blender from time to
time i keep looking at the special effects and thinking "oh that's how they
must have done it"
the heroine's costume makes her kinda hot though

Reference: 2024/06/11(Tue) 04:45:21

it's called boku no pico

> i'm so bored i started watching some kids' cartoon (´ー`)

you can't just leave it like that, which one?

Reference: 2024/06/10(Mon) 21:15:29

i'm so bored i started watching some kids' cartoon (´ー`)

> I want to be killed by the little girl

beautiful

Reference: 2024/06/10(Mon) 11:19:36

I want to be killed by the little girl

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

> > I feel the same way
> > -The most 'mainstream' stuff in my music collection is long forgotten
> > techno from the 90s like Technotronic
> > -The only books I read are literature reviews like 'Against
> > Interpretation' or conspiracy shit that literally makes people angry
> > when I bring it up,like about how musicians in the 60s were likely
> > frauds with ties to the military industrial complex.
> > -The last movie I watched was an Italian one from the 70s that was a
> > great allegory about people who refuse to grow up and let things go
> > (Maladolescenza)-- except I can't talk to anyone about it because it
> > mostly features kids traipsing around the woods and having sex in caves
> > -Ive never enjoyed video games. I keep trying but they bore me dead, so
> > that's another thing I can't talk about.
> You sound like an annoying tryhard.

I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be browsing an obscure imageboard with my 
fellow tryhards.(´ー`)

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 19:32:49

ヽ(´～`)ノ ???

Plenty of interesting places out there opening up all of the time

> > i once opened an onion link that was posted here
> > am i in trouble (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> YOU ARE BEEN CURSE.
> LESS THAN 50 YEARS - YOU DIE.
> BIG FOOL MAN.

oh my god... i'm sorry fellow heyurizen... i can see the light already (´ー`)

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:38:39

> > i once opened an onion link that was posted here
> > am i in trouble (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> wat was on it? did it haev good charamel pudding?

it didn't even load at all, i'm thinking it was some sort of elaborate data-stealing
thing...

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 17:37:18

> You sound like an annoying tryhard.

Maybe this world is too strange for you! 
(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 19:32:49

u sound like a fun underachiever

> is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?

it is both that which could not be and an escape from this wretched world  （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
so like, I guess so! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 19:18:02

> I feel the same way
> -The most 'mainstream' stuff in my music collection is long forgotten
> techno from the 90s like Technotronic
> -The only books I read are literature reviews like 'Against
> Interpretation' or conspiracy shit that literally makes people angry
> when I bring it up,like about how musicians in the 60s were likely
> frauds with ties to the military industrial complex.
> -The last movie I watched was an Italian one from the 70s that was a
> great allegory about people who refuse to grow up and let things go
> (Maladolescenza)-- except I can't talk to anyone about it because it
> mostly features kids traipsing around the woods and having sex in caves
> -Ive never enjoyed video games. I keep trying but they bore me dead, so
> that's another thing I can't talk about.

You sound like an annoying tryhard.

Reference: 2024/06/08(Sat) 09:57:26

is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?

>OR ELSE LITTLE GIRL WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT
hey, that's not so bad-
>AND YOU DIE
NOOOOOOO (´Д`)

> > i once opened an onion link that was posted here
> > am i in trouble (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> YOU ARE BEEN CURSE.
> LESS THAN 50 YEARS - YOU DIE.
> BIG FOOL MAN.

STOP BROWSING HEYURI THIS IS NOT JOKE
IN ORDER TO STOP CURSE YOU MUST REPLY TO TEN THREADS
TO PASS ALONG CURSE
OR ELSE LITTLE GIRL WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT AND YOU DIE

Reference: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:38:39