◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 22:28:51]
　■Taco Bell is kusogomi tabemono, for slobbering moebuta pig man. You should be ashamed to eat that garbage.
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　└■Shame is for lesser beings. Take pride in
　　　madness, and lay low all who tell you to
　　　conform to their ideals of dignity! Cast
　　　then into the pit of Damnation, as you run
　　　from the weight of your sin upon a bridge of
　　　your slain foes!
　　　
　　　...and before they die, feed them Taco Bell!
　　　Burst their bellies with Baja Blast! Alter
　　　their bodies with the toxic food, and laugh.
　　　What is poison to them is mere sustenance to
　　　you. Laugh, laugh, and keep on laughing!
　　　ヽ(´∇`)ノ
　　　
　　　Honestly though, I really should stop. It
　　　just isn't worth the price. If every number
　　　on their menu was slashed by 20%, it would
　　　be fine. The $7 meal really should be $5.
　　　They were selling a meal that should be $8
　　　for like $10 last week. Their non-box combos
　　　are all a fucking rip-off.
　　　Chick-fil-A is good, but I'm sick of eating
　　　it so much. Their prices feel only slightly
　　　too expensive for what you get, maybe make
　　　everything 5% off and it'd be fine.