◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 16:30:26]
■i wanted to fap, and i searched ad search for 1 hour for something to
│make me horny, sadly i gave up. Am i old? (;`Д´)
│
└■Times like that, I'll open my sadpanda favorites and there's usually
•something• that will get it up. Some days, you just need an old
standby. Old cock ain't learning new tricks. ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 15:42:14]
■(TДT)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 15:18:07]
■just had a shit so big it made me super pissed. I feel so annoyed right
now. Like I want to kill someone or destroy something. I hope I don't
destroy my computer.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 14:48:01]
■this man is having a Fuwa Fuwa Time !
│
│https://youtu.be/VWVPsgLBKcc?si=Y6w2n2CY4514PATQ
│
└■I blindly clicked the link expecting the classic video of the muscular guitarist with K-On audio on top, but what I got was even better.
A subversion of expectations by exceeding my already goofy expectations in a way which I did not think could happen. (*'ｰ')
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 14:44:05]
■.-----------------------.
│|sony |P| |`````| | I'm posting from my PS2!
│| |S| ( ) | I can't believe this works.
│| |2| (_____) | No Japanese fonts, so a lot is wonky here.
│|---------------------v-`
│| [ ] [ ] == == *| but I'm fucking posting from my PS2! _(^o^)/
│`---------------------`
│
│(also, that circle thing on the right side is my swap lid lol)
│
└■teh fuck? Does ps2 haev browser support?
│
└■You can boot Linux on a PS2. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│Wasn't too hard, although getting a nice, usable system vs using a
│shoddy pre-made system image is probably harder.
│I was using NetSurf to browse.
│
│I don't think there's any standalone browser software on PS2.
│Feels odd. (´人｀)
│I could be wrong, and it really feels like there should be.
│
└■It is exciting to think that you might see this reply also on your PS2 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 14:34:23]
■I think I'll let my balls take control, thank you. (｀∇´) Say your prayers, those who do not conform
│
└■Goodbye, human being who will be put into the REALM OF CUM
│forevermore...
│Hello there, semen being who has entered the world of Man!
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■are these semen beings not tissue-based? pure being of semen!? (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 06:32:37]
■No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
│Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)
│
└■When I was working, it became clear to me that even if I was getting
│paid $1,000,000 a year it still wouldn't be worth the loss of free time
│I had when I was NEET... so I became NEET again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
├■That's great if u have a way to sustain a ceiling above your head
│ I hope all my family dies in some car crash so I can be a landlord NEET
│ But then noone would prepare me food and I would likely die (´-｀)
│
├■if I got one mil each year, I'd work the one year
│ and quit the next
│ wouldn't be able to live a lavish life, $1M doesn't go as far as it used
│ to, but I'd be able to have everything I actually want
│
│ the big thing is with work though: the shittiest bit is following
│ someone else's lead
│ if you're doing your own business, setting your own hours, being able to
│ not deal with someone else's retarded ideas (since you're in charge),
│ then work isn't so soul crushing
│
│ dealing with corporate and managerial bullshit turns a sapient being
│ into a strange sort of literate, trained animal (;´Д`)
│
└■I am similar, as i was a NEET for 2y~, now i been working for 7
years... Perks is I can buy what I want, but what i really want to buy
is me free time! (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/30(Sun) 03:31:21]
■work sucks
│become NEET
│
│clearly, whenever I'm not at work, no one else actually does anything
│(;´Д`)
│
│so now, I have to clean up after grown-ass motherfuckers and it sucks
│horsedick, holy shit; PAID motherfuckers too ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│
│the sheer amount of shit that needed to be shipped out already... and
│hasn't
│
│NEET is love and life, FUCK work
│(╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙)
│
├■it does, working all week for no freetime.
││money is just a mean for survival and food, other than that, its rather
││useless
││
│└■my parents tell me "get a job, you'll have plenty of time to draw after your shift ends"
│ │but i have my doubts, after 8 hours of work i have like 5 hours of freetime before having to
│ │get ready for bed, not to mention i might be dead tired when i get back home
│ │it really feels like a hellish existence, but we'll see after i get a job ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│ │
│ └■you won't have time for shit lol
│ │but money opens other doors
│ │
│ │it's a Faustian tradeoff
│ │your soul for the Almighty Dollar (TДT)
│ │
│ └■that's really depressing to read (´ー`)
│
└■god i feel this. my coworkers are fucking slobs who like to slack off
all the time and leave all the fucking work for me and try and get me to
party with them outside of work. fuck that, fuck them. i'm not a party
guy, i don't give a shit about money bitches and drugs and social media
and what's trendy. i wish i could get these fuckers to leave me alone
and stop trying to be my friend and get to know me, but my job requires
me to work with them and being an ass to them and refusing to talk to
them would cause more problems than it's worth. i don't go to work to
make friends or get to know anyone, i go there because if i don't have
money then i couldn't survive. even if i did give up all my worldly
desires and lived off the land with only the bare necessities, i don't
know how to do that. the only way to even have a chance of survival is
by researching (which involves money) and talking to people who have
done it (which involves money, as i would have to travel to find people
like that). plus i'd probably end up getting caught and taken in unless
i went to finland or some place that lets people live off the land (with
some exceptions). i wish i could live off social security maybe doing
some creative stuff on the side when i feel like it, but where i'm at
getting it is a bitch and a half and even if you do they don't pay you
shit. some states might be better than others about it, but i think the
united states in general it would be an issue to get good social
security. next job i get, i'm finding something with the minimal amount
of people possible (preferably no people at all whenever i'm at the job
itself, or if there are then not involved with me whatsoever and i can
have the choice to get away from or ignore someone if they come up to me
and i don't want to talk to them).
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/29(Sat) 22:27:34]
■I can now touch my pen0r and shoot off cups of load. Have I trained my balls to mass produce? is that possible?
│
└■you have been granted access to the forbidden【Dimension of Cum】ヽ(´∇`)ノ
be careful, lest your balls grow in power enough to subsume control over
your very being, replacing you utterly... (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/29(Sat) 07:34:33]
■I feel like gay guys are more horny for men than women are.
│
└■i feel like men are hornier than women in general, so gay men will be hornier too
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/29(Sat) 03:21:27]
■Look up FC2-PPV and you'll find young girls porn.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/29(Sat) 02:36:10]
■Sometimes I feel too lazy to get up and piss even though I really need
│to piss and I hate it... ┌(┯＿┯)┐
│
└■next time, just let it all out... (´人｀) fill your underwear with pee and bask in the warmth... (´人｀)
│
└■it gets cold too fast
no fun (;´人｀)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/28(Fri) 13:57:00]
■the morning has come (except like, I probably could have done with another hour of sleep) (`Д´)
maybe I will just go back to sleep (if I can)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/28(Fri) 12:40:59]
■sleepy.... (´￢`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 22:28:51]
■Taco Bell is kusogomi tabemono, for slobbering moebuta pig man. You should be ashamed to eat that garbage.
│
└■Shame is for lesser beings. Take pride in
madness, and lay low all who tell you to
conform to their ideals of dignity! Cast
then into the pit of Damnation, as you run
from the weight of your sin upon a bridge of
your slain foes!
...and before they die, feed them Taco Bell!
Burst their bellies with Baja Blast! Alter
their bodies with the toxic food, and laugh.
What is poison to them is mere sustenance to
you. Laugh, laugh, and keep on laughing!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Honestly though, I really should stop. It
just isn't worth the price. If every number
on their menu was slashed by 20%, it would
be fine. The $7 meal really should be $5.
They were selling a meal that should be $8
for like $10 last week. Their non-box combos
are all a fucking rip-off.
Chick-fil-A is good, but I'm sick of eating
it so much. Their prices feel only slightly
too expensive for what you get, maybe make
everything 5% off and it'd be fine.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 16:36:46]
■The current box at Taco Bell is $7...
They really stick some bizarre shit in
there.
Burrito was normal, chalupa whatever was
pretty normal, but there was this other taco
thing that was odd as hell, and the nacho
crisps that were also in the box tasted like
poison.
if I die, let this record condemn Taco Bell
for their murder; if I live, let it be known
that it really should only be $5 lol (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 09:50:38]
■Luchiz is gonna trip in Hellas and when he returns he'll post his first Scott Pilgrim/Raina Telgemier fan hentai on /h/ ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
├■Groovy ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 22:43:51]
■I was going to post an AA picture of Tomoko but I think she canonically
│doesn't actually smell despite giving off the appearance of a GREASY,
│SWEATY, UNKEMPT girl
│the contrast is kind of エロい though (´∇`)
│
│
│maybe I'll still do the picture anyway but if I want it to not suck it
│takes a bit of time
│
└■Do it! Tomoko absolutely smells, there's a whole chapter dedicated to
│it! https://files.catbox.moe/qu9oss.png
│https://files.catbox.moe/r745dt.png ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│Now if only there was a page dedicated to Nemo sniffing her musk...
│(´-｀)
│
└■I was going to do a different picture, but after trying a few that I
│thought would fit better, this was the one that came out the best.
│I'm also a すく水 addict, so it's a win/win for me.
│
│You could probably crop the head off to use it for whatever stuff if
│you don't need her in a school swimsuit. （^Д^）
│
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│
│Editing these to be nice looking takes too long but we depend on HIGH
│QUALITY results here. （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
│I could just post the raw JavE converted output but that's hyper lame.
│( ´ω`)
│
└■Cute! Now I'm imagining a scenario of Tomoko getting dressed for
│swimming with her friends and getting anxious of whether she should take
│a shower first because of her body odor... (´π｀)
│
└■Remember to always take a shower before entering the pool and to attack
all who don't!!!
Literally just rinsing off helps so much, let alone a proper soapy
shower.
You don't need to be clean, you just need to not be dirty in the pool.
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 21:39:26]
■Nice job! I want to lick Tomoko all over before she enters pool (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 20:59:22]
■Deodorants should be banned (;`Д´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 19:28:20]
■I'm so greasy right now. I should take a shower, but I'm so lazy right
│now.
│
│to live in a strange world as a creature of flesh and blood and bone and
│GREASE... (´π｀)
│what a life
│
│...maybe I should take a shower though. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│
├■After a while, you get used to it and teh grease stops bothering you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
├■I have escaped from the land of「GREASE」and have taken refuge in the land
││of Running Waters.
││I am no longer a prisoner to the muck, to the yuck, to the stick, to the
││grime!
││I am a human being once more! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││
││...but the power of the GREASE will always follow me...
││I must keep running, I must not give in...!
││-=≡Ξヽ(;´Д`)ノ
││
│├■So you took a SHOWER!?!? Traitor!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│││
││└■Even if I must run... even if I must fight... even if my battle is without limit
││ or end...
││ I will not be a prisoner of GREASE!
││
││ ...and yes, I did. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││ It feels great! May the blessings of Running Water and pleasant Soap be upon ye
││ who are greasy!
││
│└■The temptations of GREASE beckon you to come forward... Ah, can you see
│ │it? The dreams of GREASE dancing before you... the musky odor of a girl
│ │who hath not taketh a shower in long time... her armpits and tummy salty
│ │with oils... dried sweat glued to her skin... Why must you forsake
│ │GREASE so? We only wish to show you the GREASY light... (´￢`)
│ │
│ ├■I... I must resist... but it's so alluring...
│ │
│ │ Just imagine though... bringing said GREASY girl into the shower with you...
│ │ watching the filth be washed away, smelling the change in her scent...
│ │ ヽ(*´￢`*)ノ
│ │
│ └■I want to fill my mouth and nostrils with a nasty girls unkept, moisty armpit
│ hair and suck all musky dirt away (´-｀)
│
└■Can I lick the grease off your shiny bald head? (´∇`)
│
└■it's actually a VERY hairy head! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 16:05:30]
■Everybody had such interesting names around 1910. Georg Trakl, Dino
Campana, Rainer Maria Rilke; Vasily Kandinsky, Egon Schiele, Oskar
Kokoschka; Georg Lukàcs, Martin Buber, Georg Simmel; Arnold Schoenberg,
Scipio Slataper,Wilhelm Worringer,Giovanni Gentile, Otto
Weininger,Ludwig Wittgenstein, Italo Svevo ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 11:19:00]
■Fapping to pixels is worth not working (´-｀)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 00:25:20]
■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ I got paid today! Time to buy erotic manga!
│
├■what are ya gonna buy?
│
└■neat!
would be nice if I could buy eromanga....
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 19:45:27]
■I'm so sweaty (`Д´)
│
└■don't worry, i'll lick it all off. (´π｀)
│
└■we should bottle it and sell it as an electrolyte drink!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 13:43:36]
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│
│「Puyo Puyo Tsuu」is obviously a play on the number 2 in English, but
│"tsuu"（通）also means "expert".
│「Puyo Puyo Sun」is a play on san, the number 3. I feel like I should have
│gotten this one immediately and I didn't.
│「Puyo Puyo～n」is a play on yon, the number 4. I was confused about this
│one for years... (´Д`)
│
│I'm a dumdum who didn't know these until stunningly recently.
│I knew about 'Tsuu'─＞'Two' and 'Tsuu'＝'Expert' due to being told years
│ago, but I should have noticed the other two ★ｗａｙ★ earlier... (;´ω`)
│
└■Wow bro, that's literally on the Wikipedia article.
│
└■which I've never read! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 21:08:58]
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◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 19:53:44]
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│
│ ｄｏｎａｔｅ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｓｈｒｉｎｅ
│ ｙｏｕ ｆｕｃｋｅｒｓ
│
│
│...this took too long to do and it's hard to make out (;´Д`)
│
├■it looks perfect on mobile ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││
│└■the inconsistencies between mobile and desktop will forever drive me insane (`へ´)ﾉｼ
│ │
│ └■we really should just load the needed fonts dynamically on the site;
│ depending on local fonts is a bad idea
│ ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
│
│ as for the Reimu, it also looks about the same on desktop, it's just
│ wonky
│
└■Not that bad! I know making AA is hard ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:31:23]
■Nigger penis.
│
└■The last thing you jacked to? (´∇`)σ
│
├■this pic
│
│ https://64.media.tumblr.com/906e7795047047743ae1020da27b3232/tumblr_o1fc8v7mkw1t9nvm3o1_1280.png
│
└■No, your mom (｀ー´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:05:07]
■Hai guys, had a question. How did you implement BBcode in ksphp?
│
└■To specify, how did you turn BBcode to ascii?
│
└■There's no BBCode here so I'm not sure I understand... are u asking
│about the kaomoji buttons?
│
│You can see the JS for that by using View Source ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■Yes I meant the kaomoji buttons, the little AA characters at the bottom of the post form.
│I looked at the source, is there a github link for the JS
│
└■afaik there's no github link with it
but I think this is the file you're looking for
https://static.heyuri.net/js/addemotes.js (download it, don't direct link it lol)
a very basic sample page that will let you use the script:
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>
<textarea id="com"></textarea>
<script src=addemotes.js></script>
</body>
</html>
you'll need to modify the script for your site naturally (eg, the emotes list, what bbcode tags you support, etc), but this should get you going
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