◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 22:28:51]
■Taco Bell is kusogomi tabemono, for slobbering moebuta pig man. You should be ashamed to eat that garbage.
│
└■Shame is for lesser beings. Take pride in
madness, and lay low all who tell you to
conform to their ideals of dignity! Cast
then into the pit of Damnation, as you run
from the weight of your sin upon a bridge of
your slain foes!
...and before they die, feed them Taco Bell!
Burst their bellies with Baja Blast! Alter
their bodies with the toxic food, and laugh.
What is poison to them is mere sustenance to
you. Laugh, laugh, and keep on laughing!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Honestly though, I really should stop. It
just isn't worth the price. If every number
on their menu was slashed by 20%, it would
be fine. The $7 meal really should be $5.
They were selling a meal that should be $8
for like $10 last week. Their non-box combos
are all a fucking rip-off.
Chick-fil-A is good, but I'm sick of eating
it so much. Their prices feel only slightly
too expensive for what you get, maybe make
everything 5% off and it'd be fine.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 16:36:46]
■The current box at Taco Bell is $7...
They really stick some bizarre shit in
there.
Burrito was normal, chalupa whatever was
pretty normal, but there was this other taco
thing that was odd as hell, and the nacho
crisps that were also in the box tasted like
poison.
if I die, let this record condemn Taco Bell
for their murder; if I live, let it be known
that it really should only be $5 lol (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 09:50:38]
■Luchiz is gonna trip in Hellas and when he returns he'll post his first Scott Pilgrim/Raina Telgemier fan hentai on /h/ ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
├■Groovy ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/27(Thu) 01:44:04]
■Sometimes I feel too lazy to get up and piss even though I really need
to piss and I hate it... ┌(┯＿┯)┐
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 22:43:51]
■I was going to post an AA picture of Tomoko but I think she canonically
│doesn't actually smell despite giving off the appearance of a GREASY,
│SWEATY, UNKEMPT girl
│the contrast is kind of エロい though (´∇`)
│
│
│maybe I'll still do the picture anyway but if I want it to not suck it
│takes a bit of time
│
└■Do it! Tomoko absolutely smells, there's a whole chapter dedicated to
│it! https://files.catbox.moe/qu9oss.png
│https://files.catbox.moe/r745dt.png ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│Now if only there was a page dedicated to Nemo sniffing her musk...
│(´-｀)
│
└■I was going to do a different picture, but after trying a few that I
│thought would fit better, this was the one that came out the best.
│I'm also a すく水 addict, so it's a win/win for me.
│
│You could probably crop the head off to use it for whatever stuff if
│you don't need her in a school swimsuit. （^Д^）
│
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│
│Editing these to be nice looking takes too long but we depend on HIGH
│QUALITY results here. （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
│I could just post the raw JavE converted output but that's hyper lame.
│( ´ω`)
│
└■Cute! Now I'm imagining a scenario of Tomoko getting dressed for
│swimming with her friends and getting anxious of whether she should take
│a shower first because of her body odor... (´π｀)
│
└■Remember to always take a shower before entering the pool and to attack
all who don't!!!
Literally just rinsing off helps so much, let alone a proper soapy
shower.
You don't need to be clean, you just need to not be dirty in the pool.
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 21:39:26]
■Nice job! I want to lick Tomoko all over before she enters pool (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 20:59:22]
■Deodorants should be banned (;`Д´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 19:28:20]
■I'm so greasy right now. I should take a shower, but I'm so lazy right
│now.
│
│to live in a strange world as a creature of flesh and blood and bone and
│GREASE... (´π｀)
│what a life
│
│...maybe I should take a shower though. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│
├■After a while, you get used to it and teh grease stops bothering you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
├■I have escaped from the land of「GREASE」and have taken refuge in the land
││of Running Waters.
││I am no longer a prisoner to the muck, to the yuck, to the stick, to the
││grime!
││I am a human being once more! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││
││...but the power of the GREASE will always follow me...
││I must keep running, I must not give in...!
││-=≡Ξヽ(;´Д`)ノ
││
│├■So you took a SHOWER!?!? Traitor!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│││
││└■Even if I must run... even if I must fight... even if my battle is without limit
││ or end...
││ I will not be a prisoner of GREASE!
││
││ ...and yes, I did. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││ It feels great! May the blessings of Running Water and pleasant Soap be upon ye
││ who are greasy!
││
│└■The temptations of GREASE beckon you to come forward... Ah, can you see
│ │it? The dreams of GREASE dancing before you... the musky odor of a girl
│ │who hath not taketh a shower in long time... her armpits and tummy salty
│ │with oils... dried sweat glued to her skin... Why must you forsake
│ │GREASE so? We only wish to show you the GREASY light... (´￢`)
│ │
│ ├■I... I must resist... but it's so alluring...
│ │
│ │ Just imagine though... bringing said GREASY girl into the shower with you...
│ │ watching the filth be washed away, smelling the change in her scent...
│ │ ヽ(*´￢`*)ノ
│ │
│ └■I want to fill my mouth and nostrils with a nasty girls unkept, moisty armpit
│ hair and suck all musky dirt away (´-｀)
│
└■Can I lick the grease off your shiny bald head? (´∇`)
│
└■it's actually a VERY hairy head! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 16:05:30]
■Everybody had such interesting names around 1910. Georg Trakl, Dino
Campana, Rainer Maria Rilke; Vasily Kandinsky, Egon Schiele, Oskar
Kokoschka; Georg Lukàcs, Martin Buber, Georg Simmel; Arnold Schoenberg,
Scipio Slataper,Wilhelm Worringer,Giovanni Gentile, Otto
Weininger,Ludwig Wittgenstein, Italo Svevo ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 11:19:00]
■Fapping to pixels is worth not working (´-｀)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 00:25:20]
■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ I got paid today! Time to buy erotic manga!
│
├■what are ya gonna buy?
│
└■neat!
would be nice if I could buy eromanga....
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 19:45:27]
■I'm so sweaty (`Д´)
│
└■don't worry, i'll lick it all off. (´π｀)
│
└■we should bottle it and sell it as an electrolyte drink!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 13:43:36]
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│ --￣￣'''`ｰ-- '" /'
│
│「Puyo Puyo Tsuu」is obviously a play on the number 2 in English, but
│"tsuu"（通）also means "expert".
│「Puyo Puyo Sun」is a play on san, the number 3. I feel like I should have
│gotten this one immediately and I didn't.
│「Puyo Puyo～n」is a play on yon, the number 4. I was confused about this
│one for years... (´Д`)
│
│I'm a dumdum who didn't know these until stunningly recently.
│I knew about 'Tsuu'─＞'Two' and 'Tsuu'＝'Expert' due to being told years
│ago, but I should have noticed the other two ★ｗａｙ★ earlier... (;´ω`)
│
└■Wow bro, that's literally on the Wikipedia article.
│
└■which I've never read! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 21:08:58]
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↓
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|_|////| |////|_|
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 19:53:44]
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│
│ ｄｏｎａｔｅ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｓｈｒｉｎｅ
│ ｙｏｕ ｆｕｃｋｅｒｓ
│
│
│...this took too long to do and it's hard to make out (;´Д`)
│
├■it looks perfect on mobile ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││
│└■the inconsistencies between mobile and desktop will forever drive me insane (`へ´)ﾉｼ
│ │
│ └■we really should just load the needed fonts dynamically on the site;
│ depending on local fonts is a bad idea
│ ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
│
│ as for the Reimu, it also looks about the same on desktop, it's just
│ wonky
│
└■Not that bad! I know making AA is hard ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:31:23]
■Nigger penis.
│
└■The last thing you jacked to? (´∇`)σ
│
├■this pic
│
│ https://64.media.tumblr.com/906e7795047047743ae1020da27b3232/tumblr_o1fc8v7mkw1t9nvm3o1_1280.png
│
└■No, your mom (｀ー´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:05:07]
■Hai guys, had a question. How did you implement BBcode in ksphp?
│
└■To specify, how did you turn BBcode to ascii?
│
└■There's no BBCode here so I'm not sure I understand... are u asking
│about the kaomoji buttons?
│
│You can see the JS for that by using View Source ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■Yes I meant the kaomoji buttons, the little AA characters at the bottom of the post form.
│I looked at the source, is there a github link for the JS
│
└■afaik there's no github link with it
but I think this is the file you're looking for
https://static.heyuri.net/js/addemotes.js (download it, don't direct link it lol)
a very basic sample page that will let you use the script:
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>
<textarea id="com"></textarea>
<script src=addemotes.js></script>
</body>
</html>
you'll need to modify the script for your site naturally (eg, the emotes list, what bbcode tags you support, etc), but this should get you going
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 04:21:37]
■heyuri-tan will you make sweet yaoi with me
│
└■heyuri meets hoyaoi... (;*´o`*) =3
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:55:39]
■ ／ヽ /＼
/::::::::::ヽ /::::::::ヽ
|:::::::::::::::ヽ＿＿_/::::::::::::|
＿ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/＿
／⌒＼ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒＼／⌒|::::::::::::ノ＿
|::::::::::::::|／⌒＼::::::::ヽ__・∧_･/:::／⌒ヽ:::ノ__
＼＿／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ）::::ノ
／ ＿＿＿ ノ:／
| ノ￣￣￣￣ ＿_／￣ I'm a wolf, I live in Sarajevo everyday. (私はオオカミで、毎日サラエボに住んでいる。)
＼＿∧＿./￣￣￣￣￣＼／|￣￣|＿＿
｜ ｜＿｜ |
|＿＿| |＿＿|
／::::::::::::＼
|:::|::::::::::::|:::|
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◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:34:35]
■the anime non-lolicon boards are still up tho ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■Every kokonotsuba board got crapflooded with hundreds of pages, it was
just cleared up by staff-san (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:17:23]
■Hello Ayashiis, this is a friend on your sister site gikopoi.com
│Two weekends ago I cooked up a wiki service @ wiki.gikopoi.com
│
│Since this is in-house homebrew software, any suggestions on features
│to add? We have a partial todo list: https://wiki.gikopoi.com/w/ToDo
│As this is meant to be a minimalist project I can't think of many more
│things it "needs" to be "complete"
│
│Unlike https://wiki.heyuri.net/ this is not intended to be a formal
│wiki on any topic, whether Heyuri, imageboards, or otherwise -- though
│if your wiki topics are relating to *board or otaku culture , great
│Another key difference is that we are a registration-free wikiwiki cloan
│rather than a registration-dependent MediaWiki service.
│
│We have articles for specific SJIS characters, as well as a "choose your
│own adventure" game with ~30 events so far (let's keep going!) and random
│topics like Japanese food and pipesmoking.
│
│Public domain software. Pages will get thrown into a git "eventually"
│https://github.com/153/wikiwikiwiki/
│
├■Heyuri's wiki isn't inherently formal either, but looks good! I imagine
│ the moderation part may be a nightmare if get noticed by wrong crowd
│ though (;^Д^)
│
└■god, now I'm reminded about how much I miss c2
│used to love that site and then I remember some dumb bullshit happening like 11 years ago (has it REALLY been that long) (´￢`)
│
└■I miss c2 too. Old Everything2, h2g2, and even (sigh) TvTropes used to
│be pretty rad.
│
│It's a shame Wikipedia-like wikis dominated wikispaces. c2 was neat --
│not just an encyclopedia but a dynamic community with active
│discussions going on in the middle of articles! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
│feel free to help grow "WikiWikiWiki" ; if you don't know where to start,
│why not help grow the choose your own adventure game ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│https://wiki.gikopoi.com/w/Adventure
│
├■Not clever enough to do adventure game writing but like, I probably
│ should contribute to the site.
│ Seems fun.
│
│ Also, I do miss TVTropes.
│ Sure, it's still there, but is it really? ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
│
└■looks cool. i was just thinking about stuff like this
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:11:05]
■any1 checking here, main site got spammed and b0rk. should be back up
│soon ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■https://img.heyuri.net/l/ what in god's name fucking happened
│
└■nvm its a soyjak raid
wonder how that broke the entire site
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 20:18:50]
■My apologies its a simple <input> tag.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 18:10:13]
■ONANIZUMU
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 08:26:31]
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│ / | ___________ | .|
│ |.' | | | JavE keeps screwing up but it
│ / || ﾍ .''|.' | / worked just enough for me to
│ / | |.P '' `./.| / | convert this. I think my Java
│ / _ | L__,.......' | | JRE version is too new...
│ / '`-._ |/ .|
│ | `-.._ / | also, no backslash sux (´人｀)
│ `._ `''' `='. |
│ `. -.. | I need to find another AA image
│ /'''`--.._ /| converter/editor I guess, or just
│ .| ``,.....: /| continue to struggle with JavE
│ | | / ` choking when I try to do anything
│ | .' / ﾍ with it...
│ .| | / ﾍ
│ | .| ,' Y also, I guess there's double-wide
│ | | .' [ backslash but that doesn't help
│ | | ' ___| me really... (´ー`;)
│ .'``-. | /_.,-'' |
│ | `-. .' .' | This will probably end up being
│ .' ' _/ ﾍ | too vertically stretched but oh
│ ) | | | well.. ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
│ .' . | |
│ . /|||.| .'
│ | / ^ -. |
│ | / L |
│
└■Not bad!
Ayashii-type AA has specific quirks and requirements that are different
to true ASCII art, which are different still to 2ch-type AA (;^Д^)
I should write a guide some time
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 23:41:31]
■I'm an anon still working on my undergraduate degree in psychology and I'm in my thirties. I wish I'd finished earlier
│
└■this is gonna sound mean but you probably should have chosen another major... (;´Д`)
I don't think anyone I knew at uni who was in psych got a job...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 16:09:14]
■YouTube still hasn't fixed the new HTTP/3 bug. It's been over a week,
and this isn't the first time this bug happens (´-｀)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 06:29:36]
■(・∀・)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/21(Fri) 20:39:06]
■I went to Round1 to play some Beatmania IIDX, and it was hyper
│crowded... (｀～´)
│I ended up going to the movies shortly after instead to see Furiosa
│(very good, if not as impressive as Fury Road was, it's a bit flawed but
│not enough to complain too much).
│
│The nice 120hz Lightning Model cabinet (running IIDX 31) was down due to
│a monitor issue so they dug out an ancient 60hz one running IIDX 26
│while it was out of order and like... seriously, the fuck? There's an
│offline version of 29, where did they find this thing? (´￢`)
│
│Also, IIDX spent like 17 years or some shit without a headphone jack,
│pre-Lightning Model cabs don't have one and that's insane. You could
│barely hear the cab over everything in the area, even with effects on to
│make the cab louder.. (´人｀)
│
│Also, my timing was shit because I couldn't hear shit and I think this
│version doesn't have live fast/slow display, I think that's a newer feature
│(which is also nuts lmao). ( ´ω`)
│
└■I went back and IIDX26 does in fact have timing display!
Finding it was a struggle because reading nihongo isn't a well developed
skill of mine and you barely get any time to change settings. Adjusting
the timing delay a little helped a ton.
I wish the IIDX31 cab would come back... I need my 120hz and saved
scores and e-amuse connection... (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/21(Fri) 01:43:39]
■ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZXHY0DxA9E
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├■This is incredibly erotic... thank you!! (´人｀)
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└■Ah.... pantsu... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
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