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 [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 23:17:25]
 ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ I got paid today! Time to buy erotic manga!
 
 what are ya gonna buy?
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 19:45:27]
 I'm so sweaty (`Д´)
 
 don't worry, i'll lick it all off. (´π`)
  
  we should bottle it and sell it as an electrolyte drink!
    ヽ(´∇`)ノ
    

 [Date updated: 2024/06/25(Tue) 13:43:36]
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                -- ̄ ̄'''`ー-- '"   /'
 
 「Puyo Puyo Tsuu」is obviously a play on the number 2 in English, but
 "tsuu"(通)also  means "expert".
 「Puyo Puyo Sun」is a play on san, the number 3. I feel like I should have 
 gotten this one immediately and I didn't.
 「Puyo Puyo~n」is a play on yon, the number 4. I was confused about this 
 one for years... (´Д`)
 
 I'm a dumdum who didn't know these until stunningly recently.
 I knew about 'Tsuu'─>'Two' and 'Tsuu'='Expert' due to being told years
 ago, but I should have noticed the other two ★way★ earlier... (;´ω`)
 
 Wow bro, that's literally on the Wikipedia article.
  
  which I've never read! (;゚∇゚)
    

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 21:08:58]
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 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 19:53:44]
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   donate to my shrine
      you fuckers
 
 
 ...this took too long to do and it's hard to make out (;´Д`)
 
 it looks perfect on mobile ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 ││
 │└the inconsistencies between mobile and desktop will forever drive me insane (`へ´)ノシ
 │ │
 │ └we really should just load the needed fonts dynamically on the site;
    depending on local fonts is a bad idea
    ┐(゚~゚)┌
    
    as for the Reimu, it also looks about the same on desktop, it's just
    wonky
    
 Not that bad! I know making AA is hard ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:31:23]
 Nigger penis.
 
 The last thing you jacked to? (´∇`)σ
  
  this pic
   
   https://64.media.tumblr.com/906e7795047047743ae1020da27b3232/tumblr_o1fc8v7mkw1t9nvm3o1_1280.png
   
  No, your mom (`ー´)
    

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 05:05:07]
 Hai guys, had a question. How did you implement BBcode in ksphp?
 
 To specify, how did you turn BBcode to ascii?
  
  There's no BBCode here so I'm not sure I understand... are u asking 
   about the kaomoji buttons?
   
   You can see the JS for that by using View Source ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   
   Yes I meant the kaomoji buttons, the little AA characters at the bottom of the post form.
    I looked at the source, is there a github link for the JS
    
    afaik there's no github link with it
      but I think this is the file you're looking for
      https://static.heyuri.net/js/addemotes.js (download it, don't direct link it lol)
      
      a very basic sample page that will let you use the script:
      <!DOCTYPE html>
      <html>
        <body>
          <textarea id="com"></textarea>
          <script src=addemotes.js></script>
        </body>
      </html>
      
      you'll need to modify the script for your site naturally (eg, the emotes list, what bbcode tags you support, etc), but this should get you going
      

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 04:21:37]
 heyuri-tan will you make sweet yaoi with me
 
 heyuri meets hoyaoi... (;*´o`*) =3
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:55:39]
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 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:34:35]
 the anime non-lolicon boards are still up tho ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 
 Every kokonotsuba board got crapflooded with hundreds of pages, it was 
   just cleared up by staff-san (;^Д^)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:17:23]
 Hello Ayashiis, this is a friend on your sister site gikopoi.com
 Two weekends ago I cooked up a wiki service @ wiki.gikopoi.com 
 
 Since this is in-house homebrew software, any suggestions on features
 to add? We have a partial todo list: https://wiki.gikopoi.com/w/ToDo
 As this is meant to be a minimalist project I can't think of many more
 things it "needs" to be "complete" 
 
 Unlike https://wiki.heyuri.net/ this is not intended to be a formal
 wiki on any topic, whether Heyuri, imageboards, or otherwise -- though
 if your wiki topics are relating to *board or otaku culture , great 
 Another key difference is that we are a registration-free wikiwiki cloan
 rather than a registration-dependent MediaWiki service. 
 
 We have articles for specific SJIS characters, as well as a "choose your
 own adventure" game with ~30 events so far (let's keep going!) and random
 topics like Japanese food and pipesmoking. 
 
 Public domain software. Pages will get thrown into a git "eventually"
 https://github.com/153/wikiwikiwiki/
 
 Heyuri's wiki isn't inherently formal either, but looks good! I imagine 
  the moderation part may be a nightmare if get noticed by wrong crowd 
  though (;^Д^)
  
 god, now I'm reminded about how much I miss c2
  used to love that site and then I remember some dumb bullshit happening like 11 years ago (has it REALLY been that long) (´¬`)
  
  I miss c2 too. Old Everything2, h2g2, and even (sigh) TvTropes used to 
   be pretty rad.
   
   It's a shame Wikipedia-like wikis dominated wikispaces. c2 was neat --
   not just an encyclopedia but a dynamic community with active 
   discussions going on in the middle of articles!  ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   
   feel free to help grow "WikiWikiWiki" ; if you don't know where to start, 
   why not help grow the choose your own adventure game ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   
   https://wiki.gikopoi.com/w/Adventure
   
   Not clever enough to do adventure game writing but like, I probably 
    should contribute to the site.
    Seems fun.
    
    Also, I do miss TVTropes.
    Sure, it's still there, but is it really? ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
    
   looks cool. i was just thinking about stuff like this
     

 [Date updated: 2024/06/24(Mon) 01:11:05]
 any1 checking here, main site got spammed and b0rk. should be back up 
 soon ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 
 https://img.heyuri.net/l/ what in god's name fucking happened
  
  nvm its a soyjak raid
    wonder how that broke the entire site
    

 [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 20:18:50]
 My apologies its a simple <input> tag.
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 18:10:13]
 ONANIZUMU
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/23(Sun) 08:26:31]
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 Not bad!
   
   Ayashii-type AA has specific quirks and requirements that are different 
   to true ASCII art, which are different still to 2ch-type AA (;^Д^)
   
   I should write a guide some time
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 23:41:31]
 I'm an anon still working on my undergraduate degree in psychology and I'm in my thirties. I wish I'd finished earlier
 
 this is gonna sound mean but you probably should have chosen another major... (;´Д`)
   I don't think anyone I knew at uni who was in psych got a job...
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 16:09:14]
 YouTube still hasn't fixed the new HTTP/3 bug. It's been over a week,
  and this isn't the first time this bug happens (´-`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/22(Sat) 06:29:36]
 (・∀・)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/21(Fri) 20:39:06]
 I went to Round1 to play some Beatmania IIDX, and it was hyper
 crowded... (`~´)
 I ended up going to the movies shortly after instead to see Furiosa
 (very good, if not as impressive as Fury Road was, it's a bit flawed but
 not enough to complain too much).
 
 The nice 120hz Lightning Model cabinet (running IIDX 31) was down due to
 a monitor issue so they dug out an ancient 60hz one running IIDX 26
 while it was out of order and like... seriously, the fuck? There's an
 offline version of 29, where did they find this thing? (´¬`)
 
 Also, IIDX spent like 17 years or some shit without a headphone jack,
 pre-Lightning Model cabs don't have one and that's insane. You could
 barely hear the cab over everything in the area, even with effects on to
 make the cab louder.. (´人`)
 
 Also, my timing was shit because I couldn't hear shit and I think this 
 version doesn't have live fast/slow display, I think that's a newer feature 
 (which is also nuts lmao). ( ´ω`)
 
 I went back and IIDX26 does in fact have timing display!
   Finding it was a struggle because reading nihongo isn't a well developed
   skill of mine and you barely get any time to change settings. Adjusting
   the timing delay a little helped a ton.
   
   I wish the IIDX31 cab would come back... I need my 120hz and saved 
   scores and e-amuse connection... (´Д`)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/21(Fri) 01:43:39]
 ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZXHY0DxA9E
 
 This is incredibly erotic... thank you!! (´人`)
  
 Ah.... pantsu... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 20:20:59]
 User: hachikuji
  on teh topic of browsers... i wuz able to maek librewolf look less
  garbaeg, using 3rd party stuffz and manually editing userChrome.css..
  such a hack (curse you mozilla!!) (;´Д`)
  https://up.heyuri.net/src/3586.png
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 18:25:56]
 https://a.cockfile.com/XgchPJ.png
 I tried replacing an icon for the first time. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 I did it because I'm not ready to try to shift to some fork 
 like Pale Moon or LibreWolf but couldn't stand looking at the 
 modern Firefox logo anymore. I really hate these simplified 
 corporate logos and blame Steve Jobs and the iPhone for the 
 tendency to streamline everything for tiny screens. I hate 
 Microsoft but I REALLY hate Apple.
 
 whenever you feel ready 2 switch to a fork, do urself a favor and don't
  pick palemoon, any other alternative browser is bettar. (´ー`)
  
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 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 13:50:45]
 It's a kind of awareness of the nature of things induced by the sudden wipe of desire 
  from the mind. It is the closest thing to enlightenment and sagehood that most average, 
  normal people experience, which is why the Japanese call it 賢者タイム (sage time). The 
  ideal is to learn to be in a constant state of 賢者タイム. But at the same time, desires and 
  passions are part of what make us human and give us depth in my opinion. (`ー´人)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 11:02:36]
 Does anybody know what's post nut clarity mean? (;´Д`)
 
 It's the solemn period after ur orgasmic frenzy where u come back to ur 
   senses and realize what u've just been doing ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 07:06:52]
 I tried making my own browser a couple days ago and the easy route was using qt's built-in renderer
  so i decided to make my own, got into the rabbithole and ended up reading about something called
  DOM which has references to tons of pseudocode and concepts... very complicated stuff i think
  i managed to write code that creates a tree out of a (basic) html file but i'm totally lost on how to
  render everything on screen (゚ー゚)
  not to mention the code is pretty ugly (´ー`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 06:08:16]
 Yeah, I've heard negative things. As far as Firefox forks 
 go, LibreWolf is a little extreme for some things I wanted 
 to stay remain (like the dark mode on my search engine) 
 and I heard bad things about Pale Moon's performance and 
 management decisions, which is too bad because the aesthetic 
 is nice. Maybe Waterfox or GNU IceCat someday, but Firefox 
 is serving me fine at the moment.
 
 A lot of Firefox derivatives are just older versions with backported 
   updates and different default settings (sometimes not even privacy-
   beneficial ones) - you can get most of the effect by simply going 
   through Firefox's settings menus once (;^Д^)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/20(Thu) 03:52:48]
 i have over 15000 unsorted images in my computer (´ー`)
 
 tiem to sort... and if they're all unix file names then good luck 
  thinking of names 4 all of them (´∇`)σ
  
 get to work lol
 ││move a few at a time every day and name/sort them ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 ││I'm in a similar situation, I have to do that for like 10k pics
 ││I'm being lazier and just naming them as I see them, although I wish my image viewer made this less hassle
 ││
 │├...shit. I lied, there are like 61k images here. (゚ー゚)
 │││I just got home and actually checked how much was in the folder. It's 
 │││not 100% unsorted, but...
 │││It's rough. It's mostly unsorted. I'll probably never finish, but oh 
 │││well. (´ー`;)
 │││
 ││└do eetttt.... i finally got around to sorting through my thousands of
 ││ │files and deleting all of the duplicates i had. it took me a couple 
 ││ │weeks on
 ││ │and off of working through them, but eventually i got through it and it
 ││ │feels so good to have my stuff organized and (mostly) named now. it was 
 ││ │a grueling, miserable process, but worth it. pop some music on and it 
 ││ │might help it go by more smoothly.
 ││ │
 ││ │i know where everything is and can find what i need with minimal effort, 
 ││ │and it's all in "one place" so i don't have to plug in my externals and 
 ││ │go through a bunch of unsorted folders fumbling about helplessly trying 
 ││ │to find what i'm looking for. by "one place" i don't mean in one folder, 
 ││ │but my files aren't all scattered about haphazardly anymore.
 ││ │
 ││ └threw together a script to help
 ││   pictures with the same character in it, I throw into a folder and add a 
 ││   prefix with the script to whatever their existing filename was, then I 
 ││   put them back
 ││   would keep them in separate folders but it is MUCH more convenient to 
 ││   browse through them in one big folder, at least on Windows
 ││   I really need to find a Linux file manager that doesn't eat shit on a 
 ││   folder with this many items, and I am MUCH too lazy to write my own lmao
 ││   
 │└with time i think i will be able to name them all, i have the unique problem where i don't know how to classify some
 │ │of them because some of them could fit in 2 or more folders (for example i have a folder for reactions and a folder for
 │ │funny stuff and some cat pictures could fit in both)
 │ │also i found out i had partially sorted them ages ago so i have a bunch of folders that i have to empty out and re-sort
 │ │because they are not descriptive enough (i have a "cool stuff" folder that contains OC, random funny yt videos and
 │ │even flash animations) (´ー`)
 │ │
 │ └nothing I have is classified like that into folders, it's way too much
    effort
    although if you're HARDCORE (and on Linux), you could symlink files into
    those folders, so you have one copy of the file showing up in two
    folders
    
    sorting files like that would be more important on Linux too since I
    don't know of any Linux file manager that deals with like tens of
    thousands of files in a folder that well, they ALL suck compared to
    Windows Explorer lol
    
    but on Windows, genuinely don't bother lmao ヽ(´∇`)ノ
    
 i used t o be in the same boat
  over 20k
  i fucking deleted them all
  
  just do it. you never look at them
  
  I am also in a similar conundrum. Most images I manage to categorize 
    into different folders (one of them is a massive wallpaper folder), but 
    I usually throw unsorted stuff into the default Saved Images, or leave 
    them to rot in my Downloads.
    It's lazy, but one of these days I'll get around to sorting them out. 
    ...Eventually
    

 [Date updated: 2024/06/19(Wed) 21:31:36]
 I believe in a thing called love
 Just listen to the rhythm of my cock
 
 I can believe these are the real lyrics ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/06/19(Wed) 19:25:59]
 TEH DARKNESS!? (;゚∇゚)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/06/19(Wed) 17:29:26]
 Darkness descends upon the land... (;´Д`)
  

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