◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/02(Sun) 12:42:27]
■Thanks for the info about line breaks, I will follow suit!
│In the dream I had, it was the year 10000 AD and the world had become
│unlivable. Instead, all of humanity seemed to live in these bubble
│cities at the bottom of the deepest parts of the ocean. But there were
│also some kinds of cars that drove on the seafloor and a person waiting
│at the gate of the city to let us in. We were riding in one of these
│underwater taxi things and approaching the city. The guard looked like a
│military guy. He had some kind of small apparatus in front of his mouth
│that seemed to allow him to breathe underwater. We were all wearing them
│in fact, so even though we were underwater we didn't have to wear diving
│suits or anything. I'm not sure why the cities were in bubbles in that
│case, but it might have had something to do with the other most
│memorable part of the dream: the giant squids. In the distance, there
│were HUGE squids. Like giant squids, but way larger than even the
│largest of those... they were the size of jumbo jets at least.
│
│Anyway, it was one of the most memorable dreams I ever had. I find it
│frustrating because I know there were several other "glimpses" into the
│future of different dates in that dream, but the only one I remember was
│10000 AD, which was seemingly the final one.
│
└■sounds neat
I can't remember any of my cool dreams when I want to, and when you get
up (really, anything that moves your lower body at all), it completely
goes away.
having the bubbles over the city could also be for defense in depth, so
you could still breathe while inside if your breather unit thingy failed
┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/02(Sun) 06:53:43]
■https://www.ebay.com/itm/186465841181?itmmeta=01HZAG01VA180AVH29CAGKRFN2&hash=item2b6a3af01d:g:b5sAAOSwp15mV46A
│
│for kaguya-sama ( ´ω`)
│
└■vanira-sama is cute! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│https://up.heyuri.net/src/3526.jpg
│
└■First time i seen her, you should buy her! RARE!!!
Make your otaku power stronger! ъ( ﾟｰ^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/02(Sun) 02:36:49]
■I love the colors on the background of this page. It reminds me of a dream I had as a kid where all of humanity was living in bubble cities at the bottom of the ocean in the distant future.
│
└■this place has a wonderful aesthetic
│it definitely does feel like something out of a dream
│if it's supposed to look strange on purpose (and I wouldn't be even a little
│surprised if it was), then good fucking job, seriously ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
│there was that bit just mentioned where the original incarnation of ayashii
│was in fact supposed to be an underground sort of place, so again, it really
│would not be surprising
│
└■I'm not sure if ur aware, but the board software we're using here is a
│real Ayashii World software that can be traced back to the late 90s,
│and has continued development into current times. It's not something
│Heyuri made (besides translation and the kaomoji buttons), or some kind
│of replica - it's teh real deal! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│Going back to 1996-1997, Ayashii World originally just used whatever
│background color the free service they were using had. When they
│switched to actually installing the board software themselves in Sept
│1997, they mostly used #007f7f. This was in line with the general
│aesthetics of Windows 95, Netscape, and many other things of the era
│
│In May 1998, Shiba changed the background color to #004040, which was
│initially controversial but quickly mass-adopted. This is what we're
│using now, and what the majority of Ayashii World-type sites have used
│since (although there are other branches with different colors -
│Honten, Nazo, etc.). It's often described in Ayashii texts as being
│like a blackboard ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■there is also teh line breaker that's unique to us. Newbs, plz get used
to breaking your lines!
also u can easily preview what it would look like with different colors
from User Settings buttan, here is #007f7f
https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?c=4807Z_&d=40
I think Shiba's ver is better, if for nothing else, mai eyes (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/02(Sun) 02:28:17]
■http://up.heyuri.net/src/3524.jpg
│Weed yuri
│
└■There is something off with that certain onee-sama pervert (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 19:27:08]
■Also this is cool http://up.heyuri.net/src/3525.jpg
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 09:39:09]
■awezum OST! ( ´ω`)
│
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVyRHfusI0E
│
└■That movie kicked ass. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 02:20:46]
■ ┌────────────────┐
│ │ where's my fucking money, crab │
│ └────────┬───────┘
│ │
│ __________________
│ ＼ __ -----__
│ v ＼ __-- --__ ／>
│ △ △ v＼ (●) --__／ /
│ △△__△△ v＼ /
│ (.○n○) | /
│ / ＼ | -
│ └┴─(_________)─┬┐ ^／ __ -
│ ノ ｿ ｿ | ヘ ^／ __- ＼ -
│ ／ ／ / 丿 ヽ ^／ __-- ＼-
│ ／_________________-----
│ │
│ ┌───┴───┐
│ │ shit (;´Д`)│
│ └───────┘
│
└■and yes, I was trying to make a crab and only added the text because it
absolutely wasn't obvious lmao （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 22:04:37]
■faggot! (´∇`)σ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:45:47]
■i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
│history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?
│
└■There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
│https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
│Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
│Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)
│
└■that's not it (though im going to save the links anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
│the one i found was a page with black background and a huge text of the history
│since the 90s, maybe even before then i cant remember and it had links to archives
│and translation notes (since the history of BBs seems to be mainly japanese)
│the one thing i remember reading there was that the person who invented one of the
│first BBs wanted it to be "underground" so he "chose cp" to make it underground, whatever that means,
│and he also got into trouble because someone announced their plans to kill people there
│
└■Sounds liek it could be this:
│https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history
│
│One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)
│
└■that's it! thank you!
│you're the one who made it? (;ﾟДﾟ)
│
└■Yes! ...at least the site and the translation - the original Japanese
│text was written long, long ago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│Sadly my translation is far from complete, although there's this
│preexisting effort by someone else who got further with it (although
│there's a lot of "Engrish" which makes it hard to understand):
│https://web.archive.org/web/20161127025250/http://ayashiiworldhistory.blogspot.jp/2013/02/a-small-history-of-ayashii-world-1.html
│
└■Thank you for making this. When I first came across this I showed it to my boyfriend and he didn't understand. He still doesn't.(;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:42:30]
■Looks like marijuana-tan
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│ '□□□□□□' ｗｅｅｄyuri－tan!
│
│lol ъ( ﾟｰ^)
│
└■When I went to shibuya I tried to buy some weed-yuri. Just got strange looks and cursed out.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 18:10:43]
■for a super power I will personally choose super speed, agility and reflexes.
│I know it is not the most optimal, but it is the coolest
│and that's what matters
│
└■remember, it's only cool if your brain perceives time like normal on the super speed while you can still react at super speed
│if you're going fast and things slow down so your brain can keep up, then it's super lame
│
│you need to feel fast when going fast
│
└■I was thinking of something like onsoku no sonikku's skills
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 04:29:33]
■cute art, nice work! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:59:40]
■ へユリたんてす！！！
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│
│it's supposed to be heyuri-tan but like
│squint and maybe you'll see it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■i can see it!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:46:30]
■I'm feeling really sad, but I met a girl who has been super cool to be around!
│
└■nvm she's talking to someone else kek
│
└■you should cum in that guy's hair, fuck that nerd Ｅ=((｀∇´))=３
│
└■yeah you're right! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:25:19]
■I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and
│raep you could do is insaen...
│Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and
│explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to
│retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange
│of anything in their powerz!
│Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of
│those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)
│
└■Indeed, time control is teh best powar - especially if u can reverse it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│*raeps and then unraeps*
│
└■Yes!!! possibilities u can do with a time powar ability is limitless!
- TIME STOP, go to Japan, bukkake a loli next to her mother, hide in a
closet, continue the time
- Do just anything fun, revert back the time, so it's not any time
wasted
- Travel to the future to watch the next episode of anime
- Travel to the past and introduce some tribe modern weapons, call
yourself a god, watch them conquer the earth & bring your hut captured
lolis (a la genghiz)
- somehow kidnap a young girl who has to pee and put herself in a narrow
cabinet with yourself, continue the time, watch her apologize peeing
just in front of you
If you also have some kind of control over your age, have a way to not
get dementia'd, and a system that prevents you from surprise deaths (by
landmines etc), it would be equal to immortality!!! One really would be
equal to a god at that point ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:12:46]
■Time stop always felt like too much work to use outside of h-doujin scenarios
and ordinary robbery shit since since time progresses at normal speed for you
in the stopped time.
Still, it's a VERY OP superpower.
You're pretty much only limited by your laziness. ヽ(＾o^)ノ
If you can speed yourself up in a way that lets you do things faster in your
own reference frame, now THAT would kick ass.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 23:05:24]
■I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting
│like it is a cigarette.
│I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)
│
└■is the burn of your skinny smell stick any good?
│
└■uh it is ok, not a fan of the smell.
│I just like to pretend I am smoking
│
└■that sounds super chuuni
│never stop ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
│
└■uhh... I was kinda acting like a character in noir fiction
│I don't think thats chuuni
│
└■it's pretty chuuni, if not in the narrow sense of "pretending you have powers or are involved with a conspiracy"
│but that's okay, it's fun anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I love super powers and conspiracies!
│what super power would you choose?
│
└■in terms of fun, I want to fly (and be durable enough to go fast and not
splat like a pancake if I fuck up)
I could either take it easy and just fly around for fun, or with my
general toughness and abilities, I could fight crime or some shit by
swooping in and hitting people (well, maybe not, I'd get shot still lol)
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
in terms of useful shit, being able to "escape notice" sounds kick-ass,
letting me sneak onto planes and into movies and shit (or banks, or
changing rooms lol) or not be bothered when I'm doing something
if I had to be less concept-oriented and more concrete, just give me
actual invisibility then (across the full spectrum of course, so I don't
show up on IR)（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
I do like how the options I picked are basically whether to be a hero or
not. (｀∇´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 17:37:18]
■I want to write web stuff for fun but I'm super lazy and I've never done
│this shit before. I want to do CGI-style stuff (with Python and Flask,
│not actual CGI).
│
│could reasonably write a prototype of like a basic BBS thing or a small
│web game (I kind of want to do some kind of vs game like Pokemon
│Showdown, just not with Pokemon)
│but I know fuck all about securing anything or web deployment (;´Д`)
│
│(｀～´)
│
└■Knowing fuck all about securing anything or web deployment didn't stop
me or anyone else doing it with no qualifications ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Throw caution to the wind! Take a chance! No pain, no gain! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 12:57:26]
■My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!
│
├■The pain means your penis is growing stronger! Fap beyond your limits!
│
├■Why? Genuinely curious...（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
│
└■(ﾟ∇ﾟ;)
Nah, fuck that. If it hurts, let it rest.
Don't break it with your overuse! It's not a muscle! ( ´ω`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/28(Tue) 15:54:16]
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│ □□□□□□ this took too long to do lol
│
├■Kawaii! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■Nurse Joy, is that you? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│https://files.catbox.moe/zj91u0.jpg
│
└■it should be but I used the wrong sprite ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
it's from Pokemon Crystal
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:48:31]
■whenever I see a glasses girl in an h-manga, I get super excited, megane
│is VERY moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│but whenever they take the glasses off, I get super pissed, goddammit (｀ー´)
│the WHOLE POINT of having the glasses girl
│is that she has GLASSES ((^)∇(^))
│
│she has to wear the glasses when fucking
│and don't put her on the cover if she's not getting fucked with the
│glasses on!
│
│ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
│
└■Without megane, a meganekko is only a ko... (;´Д`)
│
└■Someone gets it! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:49:11]
■work sucks
today is a holiday and I'm at work instead
let me be a NEET (;`Д´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:46:30]
■the past buffeting against the present, or the future rushing over it?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:21:40]
■Ah, human beings! Always lost! Always afraid! Always confused! Always in love!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:42:40]
■ 三. .
│ ``三三 ,,三三
│ ..三三三三三``
│ .三三三三三三三.
│ 三三三三三三三三三
│ 三三■■三■三■三三
│ 三三■■■■■■■三三
│ 三三■ ■■■ ■三`
│ ``三■ ■■■ ■三
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ／
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ＜ 私は男の娘いですね!
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ＼ (・∀・)
│ 三 ⅧⅧⅧ 三
│ .ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ.
│ ■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■
│■■■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■■■
│■■■ `ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ` ■■■
│ ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
│ ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
│ ♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ■■ ■■
│ ■■■ ■■■
│
└■チンチンですｗｗｗｗ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:08:56]
■ 三. .
``三三 ,,三三
..三三三三三``
.三三三三三三三.
三三三三三三三三三
三三■■三■三■三三
三三■■■■■■■三三
三三■ ■■■ ■三`
``三■ ■■■ ■三
三■■■■■■■三 ／
三■■■■■■■三 ＜ あたしは可愛いですね？
三三■■■■■三三 ＼ (^Д^)
三 ⅧⅧⅧ 三
.ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ.
■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■
■■■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■■■
■■ `ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ` ■■
ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
■■ ■■
■■■ ■■■
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/26(Sun) 14:53:40]
■Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)
│
├■simple tutorials liek w3schools are a good place 2 start but if you
│ really want to learn it you're gonna have to practice for a long while
│ to get proficient (assuming you have no programming experience)
│
├■What do you want to make?
│ Even if it ends up being something too complicated to start with, having
│ a goal really helps here.
│
└■i talked about this in a thread on /b/ before but i learned a loooooot more python by writing
scrapers for hentai sites than i ever did at school, in fact, school was nearly useless
first i recommend learning the basics like creating variables, asking for user input, installing
libraries, etc.... then use it to fix a problem you have (e.g.: sorting files, automating something
you do often, or even do a fun project for the hell of it)
you will need to do a lot of googling and that's okay, that's how you learn
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 17:39:37]
■How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
│I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something
│new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
│
│I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably
│seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).
│
├■It was advertised on another imageboard I was frequenting at the time,
││and it was pretty much exactly what I'd been looking for ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
││
│└■Not him, but my experience was similar. I had been looking for an
│ alternative site to frequent and while browsing found an advertisement
│ posted under a thread on some other board (I think it was 4taba, but the
│ thread is gone now). It was outdated, meant for StrawberryHeaven, but
│ the reply beneath it corrected it to Heyuri. I visited out of curiosity
│ and came to like it. And I've been here ever since. Now you're all stuck
│ with me forever... Forever... Forever and ever! (｀∇´)
│
└■I saw here mentioned in a 4chan thread few years ago, checked it out,
eventually made Heyuri my new home ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 06:00:11]
■┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ kiss yoself fool
│
└■WANNA KISS MYSELF! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://youtu.be/Q--79iGN_t8?t=117
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/24(Fri) 16:07:04]
■I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web
│where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ｰ')
│
└■it's possible, especially nowadays
│Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
│They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII
│range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them
│now, and everything is UTF-8.
│I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol
│because of those limitations
│
└■A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
│use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)
│
├■I've heard that you can tell the difference between a JK and an ojisan
││pretending to be a JK by their choice of kaomoji, as some are considered
││old-fashioned (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
││
│└■It's true! I think I made a thread about that on Heyuri before too
│ https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/1032
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└■Yeah... `(*>﹏<*)′
they render surprisingly well in this font (✿◡‿◡)
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