◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 18:30:24]
■it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
│JS browser
│at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
│static pages
│
│I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
│use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
│when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
│since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
│than pure text lol
│
└■JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
│everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
│it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful
│
└■a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX
│page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost
│cause by 2014)
│quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able
│to browse and interact with them
│it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work
│
└■There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 03:04:41]
■I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github
│must be destroyed (;´Д`)
│
├■(ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
││
│└■They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
│ │wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)
│ │
│ └■I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz,
│ but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert
│ to X" buttan (;´Д`)
│
└■there are severe design flaws (lol submodules should be infinitely less
awkward to deal with than they are), but I can safely state that Git has
been a net benefit overall to Mankind as a whole
but we really do need a new VCS to arrive with the lessons learned from
Git
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:08:32]
■3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention
│
└■Goat-c
https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:07:39]
■under the post form, you see this line...
│...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
│
└■It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many
simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value
I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less
likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the
cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:08:49]
■That's great news!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:07:39]
■God is real. Jesus is God's human identity! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 17:34:25]
■Piss smelling like asparagus after eating asparagus is a genetic trait, so ass-blazes after spicy food could be genetic too
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:05:05]
■I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)
│
└■i never had this issue how ass burning.
│i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
│
└■Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic
│thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│
└■might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN
as much as you still being a virgin! (＾Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 20:28:12]
■(;ﾟДﾟ)SPICYYYYYY!!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)
I just had some crazy hot Indian food (;ﾟДﾟ)(;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 19:38:46]
■What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
│(´ー`)
│
└■these videos have been up for 5 months O_O
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 17:22:03]
■https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos
│
│i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
│
│https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo
│
└■i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`)
the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines
it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that
anyway
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 06:42:32]
■gay erotic fanfic*
│
└■Whatever-
Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/17(Fri) 04:21:58]
■oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾)
│
└■it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)
│
└■Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:24:05]
■10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
│20 GOTO 10
│30 RUN
│
└■this was for the commodore correct?
│
└■It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 22:38:43]
■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
│"i love you nigger-sama "oooga-booga wooga wung
│cmhere brother i want i needz du nut in azzho
│cum in my asshole now~" n shiiiii"
│
└■ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
"I love you, Bloke-kun! "By God, chap, what
Come hither, I desire has gotten into you?!
your semen in my anus!" keep your dastardly erection
away from me!"
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/15(Wed) 20:43:48]
■here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (｀ー´)
│print("Hello, Strange World!")
│
└■very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 21:40:00]
■i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
(´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 15:29:38]
■I mostly don't liek JS(?)-based "loadings" without the URL changing or a
new HTML page loading (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 08:14:51]
■If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
│ヽ(｀∇´)ノ
│
├■I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.
││
│└■You must write MOAR
│ │
│ └■NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)
│ │
│ └■But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
│ │fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│ │
│ └■I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│ │
│ └■...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (ﾟｰﾟ)
│ │
│ └■girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ｰ')
│ │
│ └■Bold of you to assume I made an erotic fanfic?? (`Д´)
│
└■Let's talk
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:28:54]
■http://up.heyuri.net/src/3497.mp4 HERE'S CRABBY
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:23:25]
■HE HAS NO MITTENS!
＿ ＿
(＜ ＞)
＼＼(´ω`)／／
＜ ＿蟹＿ ＞
//// ﾍﾍﾍﾍ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:22:17]
■ ＿ ＿
(＜ ＞)
＼＼９ ９／／
＜ ＿蟹＿ ＞
//// ﾍﾍﾍﾍ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:26:45]
■they git our gets and thats no fun
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 05:27:39]
■happy mother's day! did you all thank your mama's for putting up with your retardation? (＾Д^)
│
└■Yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:37:59]
■AMERICA YA!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:40:03]
■alright wiminz, how do i grow massive titz?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:37:55]
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◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:37:50]
■What a strange world we live in
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/13(Mon) 00:57:15]
■Femdom World
(*'-')
(( (ヽ( (´Д`) aha～n
>> >> ヽヽ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/12(Sun) 20:36:36]
■another female heyurian?! Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ) but also, same... i would mindbreak hundreds of men with the power of my futa penis and turn them into obedient onahole slaves. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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