> 3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention

Goat-c

https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:15:02

> under the post form, you see this line...
> >Page views since 2021/03/29: 656,743 (bulletproof level: 3)　 Current participants: 3 users (within 300 seconds)　 Max posts saved: 5000 posts
> ...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many 
simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value

I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less 
likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the 
cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:05:06

3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention

under the post form, you see this line...
>Page views since 2021/03/29: 656,743 (bulletproof level: 3)　 Current participants: 3 users (within 300 seconds)　 Max posts saved: 5000 posts
...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

That's great news!

God is real. Jesus is God's human identity! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Piss smelling like asparagus after eating asparagus is a genetic trait, so ass-blazes after spicy food could be genetic too

> > i never had this issue how ass burning.
> > i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
> Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic 
> thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN
as much as you still being a virgin! (＾Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:03:23

> > I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)
> i never had this issue how ass burning.
> i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic 
thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 11:52:58

> I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)

i never had this issue how ass burning.
i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 22:18:26

I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)

(;ﾟДﾟ)SPICYYYYYY!!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)

I just had some crazy hot Indian food (;ﾟДﾟ)(;´Д`)

> What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
> (´ー`)

these videos have been up for 5 months O_O

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 18:11:22

What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
(´ー`)

> https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos
> i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`)
the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines
it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that
anyway

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 12:47:15

https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos

i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ


https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo

> gay erotic fanfic*

Whatever-
Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 11:17:19

> > oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾)
> it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)

Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 02:22:58

> oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾)
it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:48:26

oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾)

> > 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
> > 20 GOTO 10
> > 30 RUN
> this was for the commodore correct?

It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 17:31:41

> 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
> 20 GOTO 10
> 30 RUN

this was for the commodore correct?

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 16:07:32

10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN

ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
"I love you, Bloke-kun!                 "By God, chap, what
Come hither, I desire                    has gotten into you?!
your semen in my anus!"                  keep your dastardly erection
                                         away from me!"

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 20:05:08

> here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (｀ー´)
> print("Hello, Strange World!")

very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/15(Wed) 16:12:37

here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (｀ー´)
print("Hello, Strange World!")

i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
(´ー`)

ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
"i love you nigger-sama               "oooga-booga wooga wung
cmhere brother i want                  i needz du nut in azzho
cum in my asshole now~"                n shiiiii"

I mostly don't liek JS(?)-based "loadings" without the URL changing or a 
new HTML page loading (´Д`)

> > (ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
> They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
> wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)

I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz, 
but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert 
to X" buttan (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:16:53