◆ [Date updated: 2023/05/05(Fri) 07:50:29]
　■I really FUCKING HATE my nipples SO MUCH.
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　└■When I was younger, I used to like touching my nipples a lot. It became 
　　│sort of an addiction.
　　│My sister took great umbrage with this fact. Many times she would ambush 
　　│me, ripping off my bedcovers to find me touching my nipples, and she 
　　│would cry, "You stop that!!!" ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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　　└■your sister was smart. she was trying to keep you from becoming gay. 
　　　│(´ー`)
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　　　└■Actually, she was trying to prevent him from growing a pair of manboobs. Science shows that one in five adolescent boys develop breasts from touching their nipples. (ﾟｰﾟ)
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　　　　└■H-huh?? (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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　　　　　└■It all makes sense now doesn't it, man boob-anon? (´人｀)
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　　　　　　└■I- I mean my nipples are itchy every morning, that's why I hate it ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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　　　　　　　└■Must be infected. You should see a doctor. Or maybe a masseuse...