I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'

What a
retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.


It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...

> I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
> like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
> anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
> What a
> retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
> to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
> things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
> will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
> 
> It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
> If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
> back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
> over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...

Solution: imagine them peeing instead! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/10/06(Fri) 17:51:27

> I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
> like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
> anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
> What a
> retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
> to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
> things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
> will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
> 
> It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
> If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
> back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
> over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...

Just be youreself and imagine everyone is naked lol.

Reference: 2023/10/06(Fri) 17:51:27

> I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
> like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
> anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
> What a
> retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
> to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
> things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
> will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
> 
> It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
> If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
> back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
> over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...

Actually, teh reason why they said to think of that person taking a dump
is so that you would get a bonar so huge that you wouldn't be able to
concentrate on your nervousness because you would be thinking of cumming
hard to them shitting!
They didn't account for you not having a scat fetish.

Reference: 2023/10/06(Fri) 17:51:27

> > I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
> > like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
> > anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
> > What a
> > retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
> > to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
> > things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
> > will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
> > 
> > It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
> > If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
> > back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
> > over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...
> Actually, teh reason why they said to think of that person taking a dump
> is so that you would get a bonar so huge that you wouldn't be able to
> concentrate on your nervousness because you would be thinking of cumming
> hard to them shitting!
> They didn't account for you not having a scat fetish.

I need advice on how to talk to people without a scat fetish (;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/10/06(Fri) 19:56:23

> Just be youreself and imagine everyone is naked lol.

Great way to get even more nervous while talking (;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/10/06(Fri) 19:08:59