> > Im lonely... (ρ_;) anyone wanna be my friend?
> poor anon, i want to! i'm lonely too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>We just witnessed the birth of a friendship! (´ー`)
(;`-´) I despise them so much. I am now their mortal enemy!

> > poor anon, i want to! i'm lonely too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> >We just witnessed the birth of a friendship! (´ー`)
> (;`-´) I despise them so much. I am now their mortal enemy!

A War on Love?! But you're supposed to make love, not war! (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 01:54:21

test

Is it just me or did heyuri get borked? I checked /q/ and everything was gone (;´Д`)

same here, you can't open threads on lounge neither

> Is it just me or did heyuri get borked? I checked /q/ and everything was gone (;´Д`)

Kokonotsuba is down; Oekaki, CGI and Ayashii are unaffected.
So... Bunker Party! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 02:45:39

Kokonotsuba is the thingy that deals with the threads, im guessing?

> Kokonotsuba is the thingy that deals with the threads, im guessing?

It's the software that Off-Topic, Site Discussion and Lounge run on.

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 03:00:16

Bunker Party! ヘ(´∀`)ノ

> > Kokonotsuba is the thingy that deals with the threads, im guessing?
> It's the software that Off-Topic, Site Discussion and Lounge run on.

I should probably clarify: am not mod-sama or kaguya-sama. Nor am I 
programmer-kun. (＾Д^)
I'm just guessing something is up with Kokonotsuba given that those 
three boards are the only affected by this issue. I don't know how long 
this will last. But look on the bright side: moar users to the other 
boardz!1!1 ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 03:04:54

Looks like the wiki is down too...(;´Д`)

>But look on the bright side: moar users to the other 
boardz!1!1
maybe thats their plan. but we still get a Bunker Party! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Found an oekaki archive for Hellsing from 2003. (´ー`)

http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/oekaki/0050/

sites down

The threads are still visible and accessible if you open the catalog view ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I fixed it 

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

- kaguyas younger brother (dev-san)

gesu (´ー`)

> > (;`-´) I despise them so much. I am now their mortal enemy!
> A War on Love?! But you're supposed to make love, not war! (;´Д`)
don’t be an enemy, be my friend instead ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 01:56:35

My midterms are ovar ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> My midterms are ovar ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Hooray! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 12:06:12

zzz......I'm getting bored here. I have to do something later, so I can't start doing anything right now.

Life is indeed pointless. There is no meaning to existence, and I have no reason to carry on. Goodbye. (・∀・)

> Life is indeed pointless. There is no meaning to existence, and I have no reason to carry on. Goodbye. (・∀・)

I feel exactly the same way ヽ(´∇`)ノ However I like eating burgers, ice 
cream, doners, and gravy too much to die just yet

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 23:26:16

> I feel exactly the same way ヽ(´∇`)ノ However I like eating burgers, ice cream, doners, and gravy too much to die just yet

Good point.

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 23:41:11

> > A War on Love?! But you're supposed to make love, not war! (;´Д`)
> don’t be an enemy, be my friend instead ( ´ω`)
Yes! together we can show them what for (｀ー´)

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 06:22:40

> Found an oekaki archive for Hellsing from 2003. (´ー`)
> http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/oekaki/0050/
wish there was some schrodinger in there

Reference: 2023/12/01(Fri) 04:37:48

im sooo sleepy (´ー`)

　　　　　　みんな～
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`∠＿＿＼　 ／＿＿＼
∥･ω･`|｜ / |･ω･|｜
/￣￣￣　Ｖ/| ￣⊂二)
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＿_(_／　 ＿ヽﾉ＿

　　∧ ∧　　はい？
　　(･ω･)ノ
　／　／

My wife told me to try cooking for myself, so I'll cook for myself.ヽ(´ー｀)ノSo I'll make a simple onion soup.

Put the onion and mushroom soup (200 ml) and water in a saucepan and simmer for 20 minutesPotatoes are browned with pepper and garlic, added to the saucepan and cooked for 15 minutes.

how does spam kun even know ayashii exists?
>My wife told me to try cooking for myself, so I'll cook for myself.ヽ(´ー｀)ノSo I'll make a simple onion soup.
is her last name png or jpeg?

> how does spam kun even know ayashii exists?
> >My wife told me to try cooking for myself, so I'll cook for myself.ヽ(´ー｀)ノSo I'll make a simple onion soup.
> is her last name png or jpeg?

I'm pretty sure spam is just omnipresent everywhere online. People will 
go to great lengths to promote their stuff (ﾟ∇ﾟ;)

Reference: 2023/12/03(Sun) 05:41:26

damn, God really hates me. I procrastinate like hell all week, and the
very day I decide to get some work done at the last minute, my parents 
are suddenly
expecting guests over and I have to spend all day helping them out and
cleaning my room...(;´Д`)

Im meeting an online friend IRL in a few weeks, what are the chances ill be raepd? Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

> how does spam kun even know ayashii exists?
> >My wife told me to try cooking for myself, so I'll cook for myself.ヽ(´ー｀)ノSo I'll make a simple onion soup.
> is her last name png or jpeg?

Teh site was advertised in many places once upon a time, and there are 
bots that look for any site with a comments-like form to fill in (hence 
why all the spambots here are clearly intended for blogs)

Reference: 2023/12/03(Sun) 05:41:26

> Im meeting an online friend IRL in a few weeks, what are the chances ill be raepd? Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Close to zero... close ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/03(Sun) 06:28:20

>Im meeting an online friend IRL in a few weeks, what are the chances ill be raepd? Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
There is a 100% chance of you getting raepd. but also a 100% chance of you not

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i like holding egg yolks in my hand ( ´ω`)

Let it be, let it be ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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　ａｂｃｄｅｆｇｈ

> 　ａｂｃｄｅｆｇｈ
> ８♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖８
> ７♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙７
> ６■□■□■□■□６
> ５□■□■□■□■５
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> 　ａｂｃｄｅｆｇｈ

　ａｂｃｄｅｆｇｈ
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Come get me

Reference: 2023/12/03(Sun) 15:57:26

┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ what za fuck!!!

erm what the spruce

Reference: 2023/12/04(Mon) 20:57:34

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

I am pooping (´ー`)

> ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
> I am pooping (´ー`)

Was it good poop? (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 12:03:39

excited for my copies of hime trance 2 and 4 to get here ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> excited for my copies of hime trance 2 and 4 to get here ヽ(´∇`)ノ

that's gr8, now go back on working on your flash. I'm not-so-patiently 
waiting to fap here! (`Д´)

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 20:46:04

> excited for my copies of hime trance 2 and 4 to get here ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I'm waiting for usagi trance ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 20:46:04

Why am I so ugly?

> > excited for my copies of hime trance 2 and 4 to get here ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> that's gr8, now go back on working on your flash. I'm not-so-patiently 
> waiting to fap here! (`Д´)
I have mid terms atm 
Patience is an important value, anon (´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 20:48:29

> Why am I so ugly?

Chemicals in the water turning the friggin frogs gay ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 21:15:46

> > ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
> > I am pooping (´ー`)
> Was it good poop? (´∇`)σ

t'was ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 13:17:35

> > that's gr8, now go back on working on your flash. I'm not-so-patiently 
> > waiting to fap here! (`Д´)
> I have mid terms atm 
> Patience is an important value, anon (´ー`)

Lol, I've got projects to turn in.

All of them are half-assed ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I did some of them drunk even...(;´∇`)

Reference: 2023/12/05(Tue) 21:30:34

> > I have mid terms atm 
> > Patience is an important value, anon (´ー`)
> Lol, I've got projects to turn in.
> All of them are half-assed ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> I did some of them drunk even...(;´∇`)

Same, that's if I ever do them (´∇`)
I had an lab experiment today. Luckily my group mates are also 
half-assers like me, we got our barely passing grade and called it a day
ヽ(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 04:03:45

I don't like you.

> I don't like you.

Let's haetsecks ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 14:37:04

what is your darkest desire, anon? (・∀・)
i am curious

I have an ability. I can read into the future. I also can know what your
thinking. Imagine a number for me. Think it, got it?

Okay, your number is...






4!

> what is your darkest desire, anon? (・∀・)
> i am curious

This cute ethiopian girl I sit behind in class. She's got a great ass. 
ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 17:02:21

There's this girl I really like, but I also want to kill myself, and I basically always want to die when we aren't talking, should i go for the girl or kill myself?

> There's this girl I really like, but I also want to kill myself, and I basically always want to die when we aren't talking, should i go for the girl or kill myself?

Learn to do handstands ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:11:43

> There's this girl I really like, but I also want to kill myself, and I basically always want to die when we aren't talking, should i go for the girl or kill myself?
you should go for the girl bro. you have nothing to lose ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:11:43

> There's this girl I really like, but I also want to kill myself, and I basically always want to die when we aren't talking, should i go for the girl or kill myself?

go for the girl. if your gonna kys anyway then you have nothing to fear. if she rejects, raep! then kys

Reference: 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:11:43

im going on a school tour of the white house in a few weeks. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> im going on a school tour of the white house in a few weeks. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

The Russian one or the American one? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 00:41:05

what is “bulletproof level”? (´ー`)

> what is “bulletproof level”? (´ー`)

It's the number of layers of body armor Kaguya wears at any given moment.
As a public figure, he has to stay safe.

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 02:52:54

> > what is “bulletproof level”? (´ー`)
> It's the number of layers of body armor Kaguya wears at any given moment.
> As a public figure, he has to stay safe.

Of course, that's not mentioning the countless numbers of bodyguards
he's surrounded by on a daily basis, who never ever leave his side (even
when he's taking a potty break or bathing!) ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 03:11:10

I'm in the ghetto (´ー`)

failed to do a loli contribution to oekaki today guys, im so sorry (´ー`)

> failed to do a loli contribution to oekaki today guys, im so sorry (´ー`)

That's OK, you'll just have to post 2 tomorrow to make up for it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:16:29

> I'm in the ghetto (´ー`)

Got out of the ghetto. Nice people there...(´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 13:24:12

I'm looking for LED strips that pulse to the music, but all that I can
find on Shitmazon are strips with mics that just listen for any kind of
sounds, even voices and me jerking off (｀～´)

Why does everything nowadays need to have microphones built in 
(ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)

FUCK the CIA, the InterPol and the-

> I'm looking for LED strips that pulse to the music, but all that I can
> find on Shitmazon are strips with mics that just listen for any kind of
> sounds, even voices and me jerking off (｀～´)
> Why does everything nowadays need to have microphones built in 
> (ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)
> FUCK the CIA, the InterPol and the-

How else would it to work? Connected to ur computer via USB and 
directly monitoring ur active programs (a la OBS) for audio streams? 
That seems even more invasive (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:30:19

> when he's taking a potty break or bathing!) ( ´ω`)

how do I apply for bathing tiem bodyguard? (´￢`)

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 03:14:23

> I'm looking for LED strips that pulse to the music, but all that I can
> find on Shitmazon are strips with mics that just listen for any kind of
> sounds, even voices and me jerking off (｀～´)
> Why does everything nowadays need to have microphones built in 
> (ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)
> FUCK the CIA, the InterPol and the-

What's wrong with that? As long as they don't have an internets
driver...

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:30:19

> > It's the number of layers of body armor Kaguya wears at any given moment.
> > As a public figure, he has to stay safe.
> Of course, that's not mentioning the countless numbers of bodyguards
> he's surrounded by on a daily basis, who never ever leave his side (even
> when he's taking a potty break or bathing!) ( ´ω`)

Looking up what a potty break is gave me sweet images ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 03:14:23

>Connected to ur computer via USB and directly monitoring ur active
>programs (a la OBS) for audio streams?

That is exactly what I am looking for actually (´ー`)
It's more invasive I suppose, but I don't really care about that. The
issue is that I use my earphones 99.9% of the time, and so it makes the
"music sync" feature of these strips pointless if I can't just simply 
plug them to my phone or lapotp and feed them an audio stream

> >Connected to ur computer via USB and directly monitoring ur active
> >programs (a la OBS) for audio streams?
> That is exactly what I am looking for actually (´ー`)
> It's more invasive I suppose, but I don't really care about that. The
> issue is that I use my earphones 99.9% of the time, and so it makes the
> "music sync" feature of these strips pointless if I can't just simply 
> plug them to my phone or lapotp and feed them an audio stream

Maybe u can find one with with an aux / external input ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:52:10

Is there anywhere I can read a turn by turn account of the history of the
island game? It has more happening than I thought, I wanna get caught up
(ﾟ∇ﾟ)

> Is there anywhere I can read a turn by turn account of the history of the
> island game? It has more happening than I thought, I wanna get caught up
> (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

The best way is to read teh threads - I compiled a list of thread 
archives on teh wiki:
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Hakoniwa_Islands#Threads

When u've read all the Off-Topic ones, head to Game Discussion for the current thread:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamedis/yybbs.cgi?res=8&pg=0

U can find moar information about the various islands, alliances, and 
wars on teh wiki too - check out the Hakoniwa Islands category:
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Category:Hakoniwa_Islands

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 20:26:25

box!
┏━┓
┃  ┃
┗━┛

> box!
> ┏━┓
> ┃  ┃
> ┗━┛
╭╮
╰╯

circle!

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 03:14:57

I'm going to go ride my bike while drunk.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ


If I don;t make it, tell my family I love them.(´∇`)σ

> I'm going to go ride my bike while drunk.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> 
> If I don;t make it, tell my family I love them.(´∇`)σ

Be safe (´-｀)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 03:55:12

> I'm going to go ride my bike while drunk.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> 
> If I don;t make it, tell my family I love them.(´∇`)σ

Damn it. I bought another bottle of booze to bring home with me and it 
banged against the bicycle wheel until it broke, so I had to get another 
one(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Pro-tip: Don't move you're booze with a bicycle (;´Д`) (;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 03:55:12

> > im going on a school tour of the white house in a few weeks. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> The Russian one or the American one? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

both

Reference: 2023/12/07(Thu) 02:26:58

ive fapped too much recently, i need to stop (ﾟへﾟ)

https://vndb.org/v11415
interestan plot (ﾟｰﾟ)

> https://vndb.org/v11415
> interestan plot (ﾟｰﾟ)

It's always the best ones with no 英語 translation (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 10:04:26

> https://vndb.org/v11415
> interestan plot (ﾟｰﾟ)

'boy'? but there are only girls in the pi-


Oh... (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 10:04:26

> > box!
> > ┏━┓
> > ┃  ┃
> > ┗━┛
> ╭╮
> ╰╯
> circle!

/\
￣
triangle!

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 03:17:48

> > ╭╮
> > ╰╯
> > circle!
> /\
> ￣
> triangle!

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Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 10:55:01

Here comes the fat paedophile who felt pain in his lungs and shins after just 20 minutes of jogging.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

> Here comes the fat paedophile who felt pain in his lungs and shins after just 20 minutes of jogging.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

For me, dieting is hard work.
I feel I have a long way to go to achieve the minimum exercise requirement for an adult male, which is 90 minutes of jogging.
On top of that, I need to do flexibility training and strength training, or else oh, I'll suffer.(;`-´)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 13:13:59

PEDO 
POWAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ

lunninh (´ー`)

Heyuri is quite crazy today...(´ー`)

Whenever I look at stuff from 1990-1994 it always strikes me how much 
leftover '80s' feeling there is (´ー`)

> Whenever I look at stuff from 1990-1994 it always strikes me how much 
> leftover '80s' feeling there is (´ー`)

That's the same with all decades, which are an arbitrary division of 
time (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 17:43:34

postan from mah 3DS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> > Whenever I look at stuff from 1990-1994 it always strikes me how much 
> > leftover '80s' feeling there is (´ー`)
> That's the same with all decades, which are an arbitrary division of 
> time (;^Д^)

I think there's a case for divvying decades up, except I think it should
happen more around the fifth year, since the earlier years are
inherently just transitional. For example I consider the '80s' as being
from from 1985-1995. Before that was the '70s' from 1975-1985, and after
it is the '90s from 1995-2005.(´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 17:46:54

> > That's the same with all decades, which are an arbitrary division of 
> > time (;^Д^)
> I think there's a case for divvying decades up, except I think it should
> happen more around the fifth year, since the earlier years are
> inherently just transitional. For example I consider the '80s' as being
> from from 1985-1995. Before that was the '70s' from 1975-1985, and after
> it is the '90s from 1995-2005.(´ー`)

That... doesn't change anything. It's just an offset (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 17:57:59

> > I think there's a case for divvying decades up, except I think it should
> > happen more around the fifth year, since the earlier years are
> > inherently just transitional. For example I consider the '80s' as being
> > from from 1985-1995. Before that was the '70s' from 1975-1985, and after
> > it is the '90s from 1995-2005.(´ー`)
> That... doesn't change anything. It's just an offset (;^Д^)

Actually you're right, but I like to bring this up, particularly with 
people who act like decade-to-decade changes are a hard and fast thing, 
just to annoy them. ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 18:40:05

> > That... doesn't change anything. It's just an offset (;^Д^)
> Actually you're right, but I like to bring this up, particularly with 
> people who act like decade-to-decade changes are a hard and fast thing, 
> just to annoy them. ( ´ω`)


"1995 was NOT the 80s!!! What the FUCK are you TALKING 
ABOUT????ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ"

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 19:11:46

Damn I feel icky. It's like I ate enough to feel sick, but not enough to 
actually throw up...(｀～´)

> Damn I feel icky. It's like I ate enough to feel sick, but not enough to 
> actually throw up...(｀～´)
Hanging on the precipice is sometimes worse than falling off the edge...

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 19:15:10

> > https://vndb.org/v11415
> > interestan plot (ﾟｰﾟ)
> It's always the best ones with no 英語 translation (;´Д`)

Don't worry, I know Japanese. If I ever read it, I'll make sure to fap
for your part too (ﾟー｀)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 10:19:05

> > It's always the best ones with no 英語 translation (;´Д`)
> Don't worry, I know Japanese. If I ever read it, I'll make sure to fap
> for your part too (ﾟー｀)

Arigatou... (ﾉД`､)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 19:43:34

is it really still possible to make friends or should i just end it all. what do you guys think (*'ｰ')

> is it really still possible to make friends or should i just end it all. what do you guys think (*'ｰ')

If you're ready to end it all, you should do something cool before... 
Like you could go into a museum with centuries-old relics and spray paint 
over them, or something ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 19:55:44

> is it really still possible to make friends or should i just end it all. what do you guys think (*'ｰ')

Give up on real life to settle for anonymous internet friends (´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 19:55:44

Waaaa... I just woke up and find I missed out on a lot of stuff!
Wiki raids, moar threads and spam?! I gotta lurk to catch up (;ﾟДﾟ)

> Waaaa... I just woke up and find I missed out on a lot of stuff!
> Wiki raids, moar threads and spam?! I gotta lurk to catch up (;ﾟДﾟ)

It was quite the shitshow, and it all happened at once (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/08(Fri) 23:08:05

What's with the random spam here? Is it trolling, bots or do people think posting here has any positive effect? The userbase is ridiculously small and everyone is savvy.

> What's with the random spam here? Is it trolling, bots or do people think posting here has any positive effect? The userbase is ridiculously small and everyone is savvy.

It's just bots designed for now decades old blogs. It doesn't seem to
have any pattern as far as I can tell, so there is a 'blind spot', so to
speak, when the spam stays up for a little bit before I check in on
Ayashii and clear it. I try my best to check in on it as frequently as I 
can. (＾Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/09(Sat) 03:58:19

if only there was a way to use the email field as a trap field, so that 
posts with that field is filled wouldn't go through
It's only and always used by spambots (´Д`)

> > What's with the random spam here? Is it trolling, bots or do people think posting here has any positive effect? The userbase is ridiculously small and everyone is savvy.
> It's just bots designed for now decades old blogs. It doesn't seem to
> have any pattern as far as I can tell, so there is a 'blind spot', so to
> speak, when the spam stays up for a little bit before I check in on
> Ayashii and clear it. I try my best to check in on it as frequently as I 
> can. (＾Д^)

I baleet a ton of it, so if ur also baleeting a ton of it, then this 
place must get a crapton of it (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/09(Sat) 04:05:33

Even just now!!!

> > It's just bots designed for now decades old blogs. It doesn't seem to
> > have any pattern as far as I can tell, so there is a 'blind spot', so to
> > speak, when the spam stays up for a little bit before I check in on
> > Ayashii and clear it. I try my best to check in on it as frequently as I 
> > can. (＾Д^)
> I baleet a ton of it, so if ur also baleeting a ton of it, then this 
> place must get a crapton of it (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Not him but I also baleeted liek 3 times just in the last hour (;^Д^)
They aren't blockable either when they don't use specific brand names or so

Reference: 2023/12/09(Sat) 07:05:39

Make it so only people who buy the HeyuriPASS TM can post here

> Make it so only people who buy the HeyuriPASS TM can post here

HeyuriPASS™ - Only ¥9,0001!
BUY NAO!!! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/09(Sat) 12:20:23

Pearl Jam is kind of boring...(´ー`)

Reply to this post if you love kaguya
IGNORE if you HATE heyuri...

> Reply to this post if you love kaguya
> IGNORE if you HATE heyuri...

I love kaguya ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 03:02:43

> > Reply to this post if you love kaguya
> > IGNORE if you HATE heyuri...
> I love kaguya ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
i llove kaguya (ﾟ∇ﾟ) <3

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 03:58:00

> > I love kaguya ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> i llove kaguya (ﾟ∇ﾟ) <3
I love Kaguya!!! (＾Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 05:52:43

hey guys
how do you guys find the motivation to look for positive things in life. im in deep dark and i need to find the light before it too late (;´Д`)

> hey guys
> how do you guys find the motivation to look for positive things in life. im in deep dark and i need to find the light before it too late (;´Д`)

A lot of the time it's not so much about motivation or looking for 
silver linings, it's about recognizing that u have automatic negative 
thoughts that aren't true or rational that have taken over ur thought 
process, and then taking actions to change things

Look into CBT and reframing ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 06:50:17

> hey guys
> how do you guys find the motivation to look for positive things in life. im in deep dark and i need to find the light before it too late (;´Д`)

What do you mean by "positive things"?

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 06:50:17

please unblock tor on heyuri, i can't even view posts using tor because heyuri uses cloudflare (;´Д`)
(heyuri shouldn't be using cloudflare either, it's a MITM/backdoor..)
screenshot: https://box.patchouli.moe/vsboUayK.PNG

> Reply to this post if you love kaguya
> IGNORE if you HATE heyuri...

i haet iruyeh --~~~~kaguya-sama

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 03:02:43

> > hey guys
> > how do you guys find the motivation to look for positive things in life. im in deep dark and i need to find the light before it too late (;´Д`)
> What do you mean by "positive things"?
i dont know ヽ(´ー｀)ノ, things that are not negative, i think my view towards life always been negative and i forgot to even comprehend positivity

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 08:04:31

> (heyuri shouldn't be using cloudflare either, it's a MITM/backdoor..)

I hate cloudfare as well, I hope it isn but temporary (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 08:19:12

> please unblock tor on heyuri, i can't even view posts using tor because heyuri uses cloudflare (;´Д`)
> (heyuri shouldn't be using cloudflare either, it's a MITM/backdoor..)
> screenshot: https://box.patchouli.moe/vsboUayK.PNG

Why does it being a MITM/Backdoor (a kind of silly claim given the 
context of cloudflares purpose) even matter for heyuri? Theres no logins 
or anything here so theres really no attack vector that users need to 
worry about Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 08:19:12

> Why does it being a MITM/Backdoor (a kind of silly claim given the 
> context of cloudflares purpose) even matter for heyuri? Theres no logins 
> or anything here so theres really no attack vector that users need to 
> worry about Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

not the same anon, but doesn't that mean cloudflare views the 
unencrypted posts made by any IP? I trust kaguya to not sell my data, 
but I can't say the same of cloudflare (;`Д´)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 13:14:47

> please unblock tor on heyuri, i can't even view posts using tor because heyuri uses cloudflare (;´Д`)
> (heyuri shouldn't be using cloudflare either, it's a MITM/backdoor..)
> screenshot: https://box.patchouli.moe/vsboUayK.PNG

Things liek Cloudflare are sadly a necessity on today's web, and a 
highly disproportionate amount of shenanigans has come from Tor exit 
nodes this year - especially recently (;´Д`)

One or more Tor users has caused endless headaches for Heyuri staff-san, 
and apparently made it their mission to manipulate the site and create a 
worse/hostile atmosphere here. Obviously we'd rather not ban it, but 
it's been at the root of enough problems lately (without providing much 
good) that we are effectively forced to (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 08:19:12

> > Why does it being a MITM/Backdoor (a kind of silly claim given the 
> > context of cloudflares purpose) even matter for heyuri? Theres no logins 
> > or anything here so theres really no attack vector that users need to 
> > worry about Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
> not the same anon, but doesn't that mean cloudflare views the 
> unencrypted posts made by any IP? I trust kaguya to not sell my data, 
> but I can't say the same of cloudflare (;`Д´)

Only if we use cloudflares SSL encryption. They have an option for the
user to opt for their own encryption. In that case, they could see your
IP (as can your ISP), but not your post data

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 15:08:42

> > please unblock tor on heyuri, i can't even view posts using tor because heyuri uses cloudflare (;´Д`)
> > (heyuri shouldn't be using cloudflare either, it's a MITM/backdoor..)
> > screenshot: https://box.patchouli.moe/vsboUayK.PNG
> Things liek Cloudflare are sadly a necessity on today's web, and a 
> highly disproportionate amount of shenanigans has come from Tor exit 
> nodes this year - especially recently (;´Д`)
> One or more Tor users has caused endless headaches for Heyuri staff-san, 
> and apparently made it their mission to manipulate the site and create a 
> worse/hostile atmosphere here. Obviously we'd rather not ban it, but 
> it's been at the root of enough problems lately (without providing much 
> good) that we are effectively forced to (;´Д`)

Do you guys believe in the theory that cloudflare DDoS's websites to
force them to use their protection?

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 15:32:30

> > Things liek Cloudflare are sadly a necessity on today's web, and a 
> > highly disproportionate amount of shenanigans has come from Tor exit 
> > nodes this year - especially recently (;´Д`)
> > One or more Tor users has caused endless headaches for Heyuri staff-san, 
> > and apparently made it their mission to manipulate the site and create a 
> > worse/hostile atmosphere here. Obviously we'd rather not ban it, but 
> > it's been at the root of enough problems lately (without providing much 
> > good) that we are effectively forced to (;´Д`)
> Do you guys believe in the theory that cloudflare DDoS's websites to
> force them to use their protection?

Most likely (;´Д`)
Someone once pointed it out on Lounge too
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=2012#p4916

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 15:47:03

> Only if we use cloudflares SSL encryption. They have an option for the
> user to opt for their own encryption. In that case, they could see your
> IP (as can your ISP), but not your post data

That's good, but there are other ways for cloudflare to de-anonymize posts if they REALLY want to.
For example, they can simply watch heyuri posts' timestamps, compare it to their POST data log, and look at the IP address.

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 15:42:11

> > not the same anon, but doesn't that mean cloudflare views the 
> > unencrypted posts made by any IP? I trust kaguya to not sell my data, 
> > but I can't say the same of cloudflare (;`Д´)
> Only if we use cloudflares SSL encryption. They have an option for the
> user to opt for their own encryption. In that case, they could see your
> IP (as can your ISP), but not your post data

I'm a n00b with this stuff, but I know they can automajickly maek HTTP-only servers become HTTPS cuz Heyuri★CGI is only set up for HTTP on teh server side (;^Д^)

Net stuffz is too complicated...

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 15:42:11

> > Only if we use cloudflares SSL encryption. They have an option for the
> > user to opt for their own encryption. In that case, they could see your
> > IP (as can your ISP), but not your post data
> I'm a n00b with this stuff, but I know they can automajickly maek HTTP-only servers become HTTPS cuz Heyuri★CGI is only set up for HTTP on teh server side (;^Д^)
> Net stuffz is too complicated...

Yes, by default they do all the SSL themselves. They may do that for
kaguya too, unless he has it configured to use his own SSL certs.

In any case, I highly doubt some balding middle aged corporate execs are
viewing our post history ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 16:14:42

while we're on the topic, are there bald people on heyuri?

> while we're on the topic, are there bald people on heyuri?

I get compliments on my hair all the time, I am very stylish ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 20:20:19

> while we're on the topic, are there bald people on heyuri?

I've never shaved myself bald before. Closest I got would be buzz cuts.

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 20:20:19

Rather than a keyboard, Devo treated the synth as a noise generator. “
The more technology you have, the more primitive you can be,”
Mothersbaugh told one interviewer. “You can express guttural
sounds, bird noises, brain waves, blood flow”

Intriguing (´ー`)

film noir is cool. Right now I'm watching Dead Reckoning ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

> In any case, I highly doubt some balding middle aged corporate execs are
> viewing our post history ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I admit I get a bit too paranoid when it comes to my shota furry gangraep posts. (;;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/10(Sun) 18:21:51

Last night I was jerking off to some pretty foul fucking stuff, the kind 
of thing even a priest wouldn't forgive you for.
And after I cleaned up my cum and decided to go to bed, I thought, "my 
face is kinda greasy, I should scrub myself so I don't break out with 
acne."
But then I thought about it and was touched by how I was more concerned 
with the beauty of my face than the beauty of my soul... Just goes to 
show what kind of world we live in... (´-｀)σ

> Last night I was jerking off to some pretty foul fucking stuff, the kind 
> of thing even a priest wouldn't forgive you for.
> And after I cleaned up my cum and decided to go to bed, I thought, "my 
> face is kinda greasy, I should scrub myself so I don't break out with 
> acne."
> But then I thought about it and was touched by how I was more concerned 
> with the beauty of my face than the beauty of my soul... Just goes to 
> show what kind of world we live in... (´-｀)σ

beauty of the soul gone forever, look pretty while you can ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/11(Mon) 21:07:34

> Last night I was jerking off to some pretty foul fucking stuff, the kind 
> of thing even a priest wouldn't forgive you for.
> And after I cleaned up my cum and decided to go to bed, I thought, "my 
> face is kinda greasy, I should scrub myself so I don't break out with 
> acne."
> But then I thought about it and was touched by how I was more concerned 
> with the beauty of my face than the beauty of my soul... Just goes to 
> show what kind of world we live in... (´-｀)σ

Ah, materialism... truly... um... bad, yes. Very bad.
I can't philosophy. (＾Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/11(Mon) 21:07:34

I just discovered the boy I was dating may actually have been a girl all
along, and I don't know how to feel about it (;´Д`)

> I just discovered the boy I was dating may actually have been a girl all
> along, and I don't know how to feel about it (;´Д`)

LOL (´∇`)

Reference: 2023/12/12(Tue) 12:16:20

> I admit I get a bit too paranoid when it comes to my shota furry gangraep posts. (;;´Д`)

Man I should browse /b/ more often (´//ω//`)

Reference: 2023/12/11(Mon) 19:44:01

Mondays suck because heyuri is dead then (;´Д`)

Hmm umm uhhh...(´ー`)


I came here to post but I forget about what...(´-｀)

Funny thing: When I was but a young boy, before puberty, I read about 
puberty in a science book. When I learned about the enlargement of the 
penis, growth of hair, and more, I became scared that I would become
a hairy monster, and that my penis would be uncomfortable and large in
my pants, and become a nuisance. For weeks I dreaded that I would one day
suffer that. I was 8 or 9 or so.

Luckily my fears were never realized ヽ(´∇`)ノ ................. (ﾟへﾟ)

I FEEL IMMENSELY

> Mondays suck because heyuri is dead then (;´Д`)

That's the day I'm nearly always AFK... gomennasai! (´人｀)

Reference: 2023/12/12(Tue) 17:09:46

I notice that nowadays my ballsweat has kind of a sour scent to it, 
which I never noticed when I was younger. did my balls change in aroma, 
or do you think that perhaps I just didn't sweat as much down there back 
then?

>I notice that nowadays my ballsweat has kind of a sour scent to it, 
which I never noticed when I was younger. did my balls change in aroma, 
or do you think that perhaps I just didn't sweat as much down there back 
then?
I like my smells and wonder what unique smells others haveーespecially females

> Funny thing: When I was but a young boy, before puberty, I read about 
> puberty in a science book. When I learned about the enlargement of the 
> penis, growth of hair, and more, I became scared that I would become
> a hairy monster, and that my penis would be uncomfortable and large in
> my pants, and become a nuisance. For weeks I dreaded that I would one day
> suffer that. I was 8 or 9 or so.
> Luckily my fears were never realized ヽ(´∇`)ノ ................. (ﾟへﾟ)

I also read some kind of biology book when I was around that age, where
I learned the term "penis". I looked it up on the internet and found picz
of real truck-size penis'd men and medical pictures of severed off cocks

Reference: 2023/12/12(Tue) 18:18:20

> > Funny thing: When I was but a young boy, before puberty, I read about 
> > puberty in a science book. When I learned about the enlargement of the 
> > penis, growth of hair, and more, I became scared that I would become
> > a hairy monster, and that my penis would be uncomfortable and large in
> > my pants, and become a nuisance. For weeks I dreaded that I would one day
> > suffer that. I was 8 or 9 or so.
> > Luckily my fears were never realized ヽ(´∇`)ノ ................. (ﾟへﾟ)
> I also read some kind of biology book when I was around that age, where
> I learned the term "penis". I looked it up on the internet and found picz
> of real truck-size penis'd men and medical pictures of severed off cocks

when i was a kid my mom used to write articles about child psychology, and i would sneak around her room and read her papers
one day i found a paper about child masturbation and i became very self aware at the age of 7. i thought i was a sick pervert
 (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/13(Wed) 05:13:36

> when i was a kid my mom used to write articles about child psychology, and i would sneak around her room and read her papers
> one day i found a paper about child masturbation and i became very self aware at the age of 7. i thought i was a sick pervert
>  (;´Д`)

I bet her next paper was about children sneaking in their parents room (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2023/12/13(Wed) 06:39:12

fuckin nigger pedofile (ﾉД`､)

Reference: 2023/12/13(Wed) 21:22:54

What emotion is this ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

> What emotion is this ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Excitedly drooling ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/13(Wed) 23:58:23

> > What emotion is this ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
> Excitedly drooling ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Drooling makes me want to drool. (´￢`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 00:19:54

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dnjgso  jgmds390wfe#)Q jr nkl NKL FNEKAnk lfnk (`Д´)?

> dnjgso  jgmds390wfe#)Q jr nkl NKL FNEKAnk lfnk (`Д´)?

Dammit, i was going to come on here and post nonsense today. You ruined 
it ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 07:38:32

florg narg blop glorp florgu themblet gro
??????(ﾟ∇ﾟ)

a00of pna'g ernq guvf zrffntr ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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　＜=(´∀`)>　＜　Dammit, i was going to come on here and post nonsense today. 
　(　　　　）　　＼　　You ruined it ヽ(`Д´)ノ
　|　　|　｜　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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My neck hurts

I made a hakkero ヽ(´∇`)ノ

https://files.catbox.moe/l6ks2t.gif

　　　 ∧ ∧
～′￣(´ー`)＜Kforv eir muhgjen sho
　UU￣ U  U

> I made a hakkero ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> https://files.catbox.moe/l6ks2t.gif
good job, I liek this (´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 16:56:28

I just did an algebra test. It had 11 questions and I'm 80% certain I got at least 7 of them wrong (;^Д^)

> I just did an algebra test. It had 11 questions and I'm 80% certain I got at least 7 of them wrong (;^Д^)
If you got only really got 80% of your 7 wrong questions wrong, then you got 7 questions right ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 18:47:23

my vagin hurts... (;´Д`)

> I just did an algebra test. It had 11 questions and I'm 80% certain I got at least 7 of them wrong (;^Д^)

which discipline of algebra? (*'ｰ')

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 18:47:23

> my vagin hurts... (;´Д`)

you may have AIDs (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:00:12

> > I just did an algebra test. It had 11 questions and I'm 80% certain I got at least 7 of them wrong (;^Д^)
> which discipline of algebra? (*'ｰ')
I don't know, It's just called Algebra I.

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:08:04

> > which discipline of algebra? (*'ｰ')
> I don't know, It's just called Algebra I.

cute! (*'ｰ')

One thing I don't like about schools is they waste several years 
teaching about math stuffz that would take any semi-intelligent person 
few hours to learn, then at some point they suddenly start rushing 
everything. Enjoy it while you can (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:23:51

> my vagin hurts... (;´Д`)
This isn't WebMD, c'mon it's probably not Aids.

Might be gonorrhea though (;^Д^)(;^Д^)(;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:00:12

> I made a hakkero ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> https://files.catbox.moe/l6ks2t.gif
Very well done, Anon-san! ъ( ﾟｰ^)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 16:56:28

> > which discipline of algebra? (*'ｰ')
> I don't know, It's just called Algebra I.
are you 13? I'm pretty sure algebra is middle school stuff (´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:23:51

> > I don't know, It's just called Algebra I.
> are you 13? I'm pretty sure algebra is middle school stuff (´ー`)

I wonder if now is the time to run another age poll, what with all the
n00bs these days being apparently young (younger than even me!)
Heyuri: internet daycare or nursery home? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 06:31:26

> > are you 13? I'm pretty sure algebra is middle school stuff (´ー`)
> I wonder if now is the time to run another age poll, what with all the
> n00bs these days being apparently young (younger than even me!)
> Heyuri: internet daycare or nursery home? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Kids visiting nursery homes is a bliss for elders residing there, it's a 
similar situation on Heyuri ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 07:33:24

> > I wonder if now is the time to run another age poll, what with all the
> > n00bs these days being apparently young (younger than even me!)
> > Heyuri: internet daycare or nursery home? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> Kids visiting nursery homes is a bliss for elders residing there, it's a 
> similar situation on Heyuri ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

It's true - when young & excitable users liek usagi and nan-nan/angel 
are having fun on Heyuri, it warms my cold heart and gives me teh 
energy to keep going ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 07:58:17

> > Kids visiting nursery homes is a bliss for elders residing there, it's a 
> > similar situation on Heyuri ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> It's true - when young & excitable users liek usagi and nan-nan/angel 
> are having fun on Heyuri, it warms my cold heart and gives me teh 
> energy to keep going ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I liek the young ones when they're girls. little boys aren't worth much 
sadly (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 09:01:28

> > I don't know, It's just called Algebra I.
> are you 13? I'm pretty sure algebra is middle school stuff (´ー`)
I'm 19 and I'm in college. And the test was about rings and ideals and 
groups and lattices and other stuff like that. 
It wasn't just middle school algebra where you just solve equations.

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 06:31:26

> > are you 13? I'm pretty sure algebra is middle school stuff (´ー`)
> I wonder if now is the time to run another age poll, what with all the
> n00bs these days being apparently young (younger than even me!)
> Heyuri: internet daycare or nursery home? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

I just turned 16 last october

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 07:33:24

I think Heyuri has a

> I think Heyuri has a

What? The suspence is killing me...(;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 15:51:42

I aet pizza ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

turk var mi

OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. 
I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last 
night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've 
been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This 
dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load 
inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this 
message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I 
love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I 
want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most 
sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love 
to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my 
seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father 
of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, 
this is what I truly feel. I need you in my life. I love you

> OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. 
> I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last 
> night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've 
> been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This 
> dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load 
> inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this 
> message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I 
> love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I 
> want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most 
> sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love 
> to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my 
> seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father 
> of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, 
> this is what I truly feel. I need you in my life. I love you
RULE 8! NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 20:29:20

> my vagin hurts... (;´Д`)

want me to rub it better (´￢`)

Reference: 2023/12/14(Thu) 19:00:12

smoking cigarettes feels like inhaling dusty air that weights something like at least 5 tons (´-｀)

> > OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. 
> > I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last 
> > night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've 
> > been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This 
> > dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load 
> > inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this 
> > message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I 
> > love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I 
> > want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most 
> > sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love 
> > to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my 
> > seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father 
> > of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, 
> > this is what I truly feel. I need you in my life. I love you
> RULE 8! NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG (´∇`)σ

what,,, does this have to do with rule 8?

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 21:00:47

> > RULE 8! NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG (´∇`)σ
> what,,, does this have to do with rule 8?

Nothing, pay that post no mind. I think he's referring to it being a new 
copypasta. Copypasta isn't included under the umbrella of Rule 8, nor is 
Rule 8 about banning everything new in existence. God forbid that be the 
case, since kaguya gets much help from GPT-san with coding. (;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 21:35:40

> OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. 
> I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last 
> night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've 
> been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This 
> dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load 
> inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this 
> message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I 
> love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I 
> want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most 
> sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love 
> to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my 
> seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father 
> of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, 
> this is what I truly feel. I need you in my life. I love you

This copypasta has been haunting me (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 20:29:20

> > It's true - when young & excitable users liek usagi and nan-nan/angel 
> > are having fun on Heyuri, it warms my cold heart and gives me teh 
> > energy to keep going ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> I liek the young ones when they're girls. little boys aren't worth much 
> sadly (;^Д^)

little boy here and im offended(ﾟへﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/15(Fri) 09:32:36

The good part about having a phone is that you can play videos of white 
noise and keep poking your thumb over the microphone such that it sounds 
like turbulent wind blowing.(´ー`)

i can't stop fapping HELP

> i can't stop fapping HELP

When in doubt, fap more! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 13:41:41

> i can't stop fapping HELP

keep doing it till you get bored it’s the only cure

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 13:41:41

im trying to learn to speak mongolian and i am also returning to school after a 4 year hiatus
i have a job now as well which was something i was seeking but couldnt find while i was active on heyuri
im becoming more active in my local church community, have been meeting with my priest weekly
and mingling with the rest of the parish briefly.
How have things in your life changed since you began posting on Heyuri? (・∀・)

> im trying to learn to speak mongolian and i am also returning to school after a 4 year hiatus
> i have a job now as well which was something i was seeking but couldnt find while i was active on heyuri
> im becoming more active in my local church community, have been meeting with my priest weekly
> and mingling with the rest of the parish briefly.
> How have things in your life changed since you began posting on Heyuri? (・∀・)

Thing have changed very little for me in the past 3.5 years - in fact 
things haven't changed much in the past 15 years (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 15:17:30

> im trying to learn to speak mongolian and i am also returning to school after a 4 year hiatus
> i have a job now as well which was something i was seeking but couldnt find while i was active on heyuri
> im becoming more active in my local church community, have been meeting with my priest weekly
> and mingling with the rest of the parish briefly.
> How have things in your life changed since you began posting on Heyuri? (・∀・)

- I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
- School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
- I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
- I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)

Why are you learning mongolian?

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 15:17:30

　　　　　　 ハ_ハ
なおるよ!　((ﾟ∀ﾟ∩
　　　　　　 ＼　〈
　　　　　　　 ヽヽ)

> > im trying to learn to speak mongolian and i am also returning to school after a 4 year hiatus
> > i have a job now as well which was something i was seeking but couldnt find while i was active on heyuri
> > im becoming more active in my local church community, have been meeting with my priest weekly
> > and mingling with the rest of the parish briefly.
> > How have things in your life changed since you began posting on Heyuri? (・∀・)
> - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> Why are you learning mongolian?

I WILL IMPERSONATE DSCHINGIS KHAN AND TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHA (｀∇´)

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 17:37:54

> > - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> > - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> > - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> > - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> > Why are you learning mongolian?
> I WILL IMPERSONATE DSCHINGIS KHAN AND TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!!!!!
> MUHAHAHAHA (｀∇´)

EHH!!? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/17(Sun) 12:18:04

> > - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> > - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> > - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> > - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> > Why are you learning mongolian?
> I WILL IMPERSONATE DSCHINGIS KHAN AND TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!!!!!
> MUHAHAHAHA (｀∇´)

САНАМЖ БУЙ ДЭМЭГЭЭ!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)

Reference: 2023/12/17(Sun) 12:18:04

> > - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> > - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> > - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> > - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> > Why are you learning mongolian?
> I WILL IMPERSONATE DSCHINGIS KHAN AND TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!!!!!
> MUHAHAHAHA (｀∇´)

Tell that to the Poles! (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2023/12/17(Sun) 12:18:04

I CAN'T STOP SMOKING LUCKY STRIKES THEY ARE MY LUCKY STARS!!!

> > im trying to learn to speak mongolian and i am also returning to school after a 4 year hiatus
> > i have a job now as well which was something i was seeking but couldnt find while i was active on heyuri
> > im becoming more active in my local church community, have been meeting with my priest weekly
> > and mingling with the rest of the parish briefly.
> > How have things in your life changed since you began posting on Heyuri? (・∀・)
> - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> Why are you learning mongolian?

I've always had a fascination with the culture, one of the most beautiful images i can think of
is the Golden Horde charging through the steppes. I also find their folk religion, Tengrism, to be quite interesting.
Id like to learn more about the religion from root sources and see in what ways they compare to Christianity.
I can see myself living a few years out Ulaanbaatar sometime in my future, if not that then hopefully visit extensively.

Reference: 2023/12/16(Sat) 17:37:54

> > - I am now able to read untranslated eroge ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> > - School is now 10x harder and I'm failing hard (´Д`)
> > - I learned few 1337 skillz (´ー`)
> > - I earned some more fetishes (ﾟｰﾟ)
> > Why are you learning mongolian?
> I've always had a fascination with the culture, one of the most beautiful images i can think of
> is the Golden Horde charging through the steppes. I also find their folk religion, Tengrism, to be quite interesting.
> Id like to learn more about the religion from root sources and see in what ways they compare to Christianity.
> I can see myself living a few years out Ulaanbaatar sometime in my future, if not that then hopefully visit extensively.

Interestan. I speak turkish so I can somewhat understand some Kipchak
languages (especially qirimtatar) since it's not that far from Oghuz
branch

It's disputable to call Tengrism a "religion" (the word "belief" would
probably fit better) or Tengri as a "God". Tengri is the sky/the
universe, making Tengrism actually an ancient version of Pantheism. I'm
leaving some other Gods out, since they're closer to mythological beings
and mostly seen in Turkic mythology(?).

Tengrism, being a folk belief, didn't have any book or official
documents (though, I think Irk Bitig is the oldest book on the topic...
but it's also more about turkic mythology than Tengrism) like Abrahamic
religions, nor much English resources. I think the most academic
research on the topic has been done in Turkish. If you're interested,
here is a book that seems to be suggested in Tengrist circles:
https://annas-archive.org/search?q=T%C3%BCrk+Kozmolojisine+Giri%C5%9F
You can read it by copypasting the text to a translator. Skip the
history part. Note that much of the documents from the era is biased
Chinese archives. Also this is mostly Turkic perspective, but Mongolian
Tengrism wasn't much different besides some names.

As for Ulaanbaatar, I don't think it's much different than any big city
(;^Д^)
If you're a traveler, you'd probably be more interested in visiting the
rural villages of Mongolia or central asian Turkic states.

Lastly, plz click on that "Make line breaks" buttan b4 posting

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 01:09:09

i wanna make oc but my brain has no idea what to ddo (;ﾟДﾟ)

I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)

> I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
> I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)
rip penis

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 22:02:32

> i wanna make oc but my brain has no idea what to ddo (;ﾟДﾟ)

U can't go wrong by putting a LOLsy/hawt spin on something we're all 
familiar with ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 21:03:49

> I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
> I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)

I dunno about that, but I get episodes of pain & discomfort in teh pen0r 
when I pee if I fap moar than once a day and/or don't take breaks (;´Д`)

It's gotten worse as I've aged, although I've experienced it since my 
late teens/early 20s (back when I was fapping a jizzillion times a day)

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 22:02:32

> I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
> I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)

There are days I fap way more than that, yet my pen0rz has been fine so
don't worry! I don't think that's how infections work anyways (;^Д^)

I also get feel a discomfort for like an hour when I fap more than 5~6
times in a single day and have to stop for a few hours. I think that's
just my limit (´-｀)

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 22:02:32

> I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
> I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)

I've heard of guys dying of heart attack from too much masturbating, but
that was in cases where they were doing nothing BUT frequently
masturbating, in a short period of time, with no hydration or breaks in
between.
I think the only chance you could get an infection is you fapped so much
and so long you forgot to take a shower to wash your dick. (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 22:02:32

i love songs with driving bass like this. SO melancholy...ヽ(´∇`)ノ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNHjmnlZbA

> I have heard that if you masturbate multiple times a day you might get a penis infection, is that true?
> I masturbate 3 times a day, I'm kind scared now (;´Д`)
I dunno. when I was younger, I used to play porn games and fap for hours 
on end, but my dick is still perfectly healthy. you should probably be 
fine as long as you keep your dick clean and don't overexert yourself. 
if it feels sore afterwards, that might be a good sign to cut back (´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/18(Mon) 22:02:32

i have a burn scar on my penis from jerking off too often

> i have a burn scar on my penis from jerking off too often

Sounds liek u were going too fast rather than too often (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/20(Wed) 03:22:04

I am sick. Might have COVID. Feels pretty bad. (´-｀)

But I got a triple bacon cheeseburger and I feel a little better! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

People an hero by jumping on rails too much lately. It makes the trains 
delay, which directly or indirectly affects millions of people (´Д`)

penis

> People an hero by jumping on rails too much lately. It makes the trains 
> delay, which directly or indirectly affects millions of people (´Д`)
an hero youreslf isn't even original anymore

Reference: 2023/12/20(Wed) 20:38:39

> People an hero by jumping on rails too much lately. It makes the trains 
> delay, which directly or indirectly affects millions of people (´Д`)

Morbid question, but what would be your ideal way to commit suicide? 
(ﾟｰﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/20(Wed) 20:38:39

Does /sw/ support tripcodes?

> Does /sw/ support tripcodes?

It should, but they're b0rked here for some reason (´～`)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:28:35

> Does /sw/ support tripcodes?

No, but you can use usernames, like you are now. (´ー`)
You can also click the star icon next to the square icon to see past
posts made by you. Or by someone impersonating you. (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:28:35

> > Does /sw/ support tripcodes?
> No, but you can use usernames, like you are now. (´ー`)
> You can also click the star icon next to the square icon to see past
> posts made by you. Or by someone impersonating you. (;^Д^)

KuzuhaScript+ totally supports tripcodes, they're just b0rked on Heyuri 
for some reason (´～`)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:48:32

Of course, I wouldn't worry about that part. After all, who would wanna 
pretend to be another person? That would just be silly. (´∇`)

> > No, but you can use usernames, like you are now. (´ー`)
> > You can also click the star icon next to the square icon to see past
> > posts made by you. Or by someone impersonating you. (;^Д^)
> KuzuhaScript+ totally supports tripcodes, they're just b0rked on Heyuri 
> for some reason (´～`)

I didn't see your post. My eyes are getting worse. (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:49:28

> > Does /sw/ support tripcodes?
> It should, but they're b0rked here for some reason (´～`)

I think it's possibly because we aren't using the exact same version of 
PHP on our servers as this script requires

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:42:39

> > It should, but they're b0rked here for some reason (´～`)
> I think it's possibly because we aren't using the exact same version of 
> PHP on our servers as this script requires

Hmmm. What version is this server using?

My local test server is using PHP 7.4.33, Debian 11 (bullseye)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 09:03:05

> > I think it's possibly because we aren't using the exact same version of 
> > PHP on our servers as this script requires
> Hmmm. What version is this server using?
> My local test server is using PHP 7.4.33, Debian 11 (bullseye)

I think it's also 7.4 something, I'll check in a few hours

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 09:08:23

no tripcodes = not posting┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

> > I think it's possibly because we aren't using the exact same version of 
> > PHP on our servers as this script requires
> Hmmm. What version is this server using?
> My local test server is using PHP 7.4.33, Debian 11 (bullseye)

It's 7.4.33 (;´Д`)
You didn't mention, but does it work on your server?
Maybe Heyuri's server is missing some dependency

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 09:08:23

> > Hmmm. What version is this server using?
> > My local test server is using PHP 7.4.33, Debian 11 (bullseye)
> It's 7.4.33 (;´Д`)
> You didn't mention, but does it work on your server?
> Maybe Heyuri's server is missing some dependency

It does work, hence why I'm wondering why it doesn't work here (;^Д^)

https://up.heyuri.net/src/3050.png

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 12:14:23

(;´Д`)

I keep telling myself that I'll clear my phone's search history, and get
rid of all the porn I've downloaded, just in case I made friends and
someone wanted to go through it. But so far the only people interested
in me enough to go through my phone are a bunch of cops who saw me take
a picture of a government building, and thought I was a terrorist doing
reconnaissance. (;´Д`)

> I keep telling myself that I'll clear my phone's search history, and get
> rid of all the porn I've downloaded, just in case I made friends and
> someone wanted to go through it. But so far the only people interested
> in me enough to go through my phone are a bunch of cops who saw me take
> a picture of a government building, and thought I was a terrorist doing
> reconnaissance. (;´Д`)

what did they think of your porn??? (・∀・)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 20:07:54

> > I keep telling myself that I'll clear my phone's search history, and get
> > rid of all the porn I've downloaded, just in case I made friends and
> > someone wanted to go through it. But so far the only people interested
> > in me enough to go through my phone are a bunch of cops who saw me take
> > a picture of a government building, and thought I was a terrorist doing
> > reconnaissance. (;´Д`)
> what did they think of your porn??? (・∀・)

They never said anything directly, but when they got my dad on the phone 
to confirm that I'm not some unidentified foreigner, the main guy said. 
"You should talk to your son. He's way cockier than he has any right to 
be." (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 20:31:51

> > People an hero by jumping on rails too much lately. It makes the trains 
> > delay, which directly or indirectly affects millions of people (´Д`)
> Morbid question, but what would be your ideal way to commit suicide? 
> (ﾟｰﾟ)

being raped to death by you

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:26:52

> > People an hero by jumping on rails too much lately. It makes the trains 
> > delay, which directly or indirectly affects millions of people (´Д`)
> Morbid question, but what would be your ideal way to commit suicide? 
> (ﾟｰﾟ)

if you are asking...
http://www.lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/jumping-high-building

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:26:52

> > Morbid question, but what would be your ideal way to commit suicide? 
> > (ﾟｰﾟ)
> being raped to death by you

Hello Zapp. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/21(Thu) 20:55:30

FREEDOM!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> FREEDOM!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

BACK TO WORK, SLAVE!!! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

Reference: 2023/12/22(Fri) 09:52:44

> > FREEDOM!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> BACK TO WORK, SLAVE!!! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

NOOooooOOOOOO900000==!!!!! I WORKED FOR my FREEEDOM!!! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/22(Fri) 10:22:43

Ah... I forgot to clear the name field... (;´Д`)

test

w00t tripcodes now werk!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i never tried to tripfag here, lets try it

> i never tried to tripfag here, lets try it
boring experience, never again.

Reference: 2023/12/22(Fri) 12:55:05

> > i never tried to tripfag here, lets try it
> boring experience, never again.

ur rite. too boring. needs moar tripfagging!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/22(Fri) 13:18:03

I want MEAT. (This is not a sexual statement.)

> I want MEAT. (This is not a sexual statement.)

ha, GAY!

Reference: 2023/12/22(Fri) 14:30:17

I was here. Maybe I'll come back.

I cannot stop putting nails into my balls.

Breaking news: Anonwaha reportedly "in agony" after escaped chimpanzee
attacks him at local cafe "Chat@Heyuri". The animal is at large and Anonwaha
is missing a thumb and his dignity.

Getting violated by a chimp like that must be traumatizing (´Д`)

Rumors of my thumb loss and raep via chimp are greatly exaggerated (;^Д^)

I've got a blanket with mold on it from a time I puked and didn't wash 
it. What if the spores fly up my nose while I sleep and kill me? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ(*'ｰ')(*'ｰ')

Next person to post loves penis

The last person who posted loves MY penis! (´∇`)σ

Oh thank god, I was worried that no one would post on strange world ever again... (;´Д`)

Merry lolimast! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

No one can post on strange world ever again

> No one can post on strange world ever again

ZOMG (;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/24(Sun) 06:45:20

I miss Strange World (;´Д`)

> I miss Strange World (;´Д`)

It was fun, but now nobody can post there anymore. (TДT)

Reference: 2023/12/24(Sun) 07:30:10

(´∇`)σ
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/62026145#p62061259

> (´∇`)σ
> https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/62026145#p62061259

The familiar writing style, and the "93" lines up... faganon!? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/24(Sun) 08:21:09

merry xmas!

too bad strange world isn't around any more. how can one discuss christmas now? pity

> merry xmas!

　 ☆　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿○
　ノゝ　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　ノ
 ノ∴ゝ　 Merry Christmas!　 ⊂二二⊃
 /∵∵ゝ　　　　　　　　　 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
　 凹

Reference: 2023/12/24(Sun) 23:59:21

> > merry xmas!
> 　 ☆　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿○
> 　ノゝ　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　ノ
>  ノ∴ゝ　 Merry Christmas!　 ⊂二二⊃
>  /∵∵ゝ　　　　　　　　　 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> 　 凹

Christmastime is here
Used tissues and beer
Cum for all that hikkis call
Their favorite time of year
ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 05:37:36

> too bad strange world isn't around any more. how can one discuss christmas now? pity
where will we migrate to now??? (;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 05:09:17

>where will we migrate to now??? (;´Д`)
i hear of a distant land called "normal world", maybe its worth a shot?

> >where will we migrate to now??? (;´Д`)
> i hear of a distant land called "normal world", maybe its worth a shot?

iOEJVS NO WAY! (;´Д`)
I come from there, it's hellish over there! (;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 06:32:09

merry crispmisp everynyan ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> merry crispmisp everynyan ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Feliz navidad ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 13:54:47

> merry crispmisp everynyan ヽ(´∇`)ノ

crithmith (´ー`)

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 13:54:47

christmas is always a slow day on Heyuri ( ´ω`)

> christmas is always a slow day on Heyuri ( ´ω`)

I've been with family all day - it was fun, but I did miss my Heyuri (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/25(Mon) 20:09:39

The morning after...(´ー`)

xmas happy

I got into an argument with my sis and we wrestled for a bit before she got
kicked out. Then we resumed the feast, my family is so chaotic and aggresive
but we still have a fun time ヽ(´∇`)ノ

> I got into an argument with my sis and we wrestled for a bit before she got
> kicked out. Then we resumed the feast, my family is so chaotic and aggresive
> but we still have a fun time ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Wrestled, you say? ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/26(Tue) 01:04:50

DOGGGG!!!!!!!(`Д´)

I understand...

I somehow ended up here on this sight while researching things I learned through Steins:Gate, pretty cool site, uh hello to whoever reads this.

> I somehow ended up here on this sight while researching things I learned through Steins:Gate, pretty cool site, uh hello to whoever reads this.

Welcome to Heyuri, friend! Hope you enjoy your stay! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But now I gotta ask, how did you get here from Steins;Gate? (ﾟへﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 03:18:21

> I somehow ended up here on this sight while researching things I learned through Steins:Gate, pretty cool site, uh hello to whoever reads this.
Hi! Be sure to check out the main site, Heyuri.net! Unless you're a bit uhhhh too normal ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 03:18:21

I may be mostly normal but I've seen my fair share of things, thank you for the heads up Anon!

TLDR (2nd time rewriting this): I Researched John Titor and ended up here! (;^Д^)

Every warm welcome accepted, this site gives off such a great retro feeling. Though I may not talk on this site again I will most definitely return!

Aru, feel free to click Tree View at the top of the page to make
conversations easier to follow and easier to reply to. I recommend it. 
(´ー`)

> Aru, feel free to click Tree View at the top of the page to make
> conversations easier to follow and easier to reply to. I recommend it. 
> (´ー`)

Ah, Thank you!

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 05:22:04

> TLDR (2nd time rewriting this): I Researched John Titor and ended up here! (;^Д^)

What did John Titor have to do with Ayashii World?
https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 04:51:05

> > TLDR (2nd time rewriting this): I Researched John Titor and ended up here! (;^Д^)
> What did John Titor have to do with Ayashii World?
> https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/

Nothing to be honest, curiosity from clicking around lead me here (mainly from relating links, I started somewhere on the Bulletin Board System Wiki as it was labeled a forum of some sort)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 06:01:51

> > TLDR (2nd time rewriting this): I Researched John Titor and ended up here! (;^Д^)
> What did John Titor have to do with Ayashii World?
> https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/

After taking a look on the history, this place is certainly interesting.

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 06:01:51

> > What did John Titor have to do with Ayashii World?
> > https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/
> After taking a look on the history, this place is certainly interesting.

Even though it's not my cup of tea, its honestly a slight reality check to how big the internet is and what kind of people are on it.

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 06:33:12

> > After taking a look on the history, this place is certainly interesting.
> Even though it's not my cup of tea, its honestly a slight reality check to how big the internet is and what kind of people are on it.

from a philosopher standpoint, it's interesting to learn and observe! Though due to natural preferences, I wouldn't be diving into its culture myself (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 06:34:12

We're being observed (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

everyone quiet, don't let them hear us (ﾟ;ﾟ)

Newcomer-san is cute, he is so curious ヽ(´∇`)ノ

(ρ_;)(ρ_;)(ρ_;)(ρ_;)contenting contents(ρ_;)

tripfags on strange worldΣ(;ﾟДﾟ)

There are quite some diverse and talented artists on /o/ these days. I 
guess someone plugged it somewhere nice?ヽ(´∇`)ノ

(´-｀)

> (´-｀)

Imposter me? or perhaps...

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 18:19:13

The first Aru!!

> There are quite some diverse and talented artists on /o/ these days. I 
> guess someone plugged it somewhere nice?ヽ(´∇`)ノ

There are a lot of good art on there... Then you scroll down and you see
SĀNEK (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 17:00:55

> > There are quite some diverse and talented artists on /o/ these days. I 
> > guess someone plugged it somewhere nice?ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> There are a lot of good art on there... Then you scroll down and you see
> SĀNEK (;^Д^)

Well, at least the last follow-up post was pretty nice. I was about to 
make a post in that thread myself, but I decided it was better to let it 
bump down. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 18:39:45

> > (´-｀)
> Imposter me? or perhaps...
we're all Aru, now! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 18:20:17

> > Imposter me? or perhaps...
> we're all Aru, now! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

The clan of Aru begins...

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 23:09:15

I think I might have to smoke another cigarette

can anyone here offer me one?(´-｀)

out of fags but i can offer a light

What you mean "out of fags"?(;`Д´)

I'm right here( ´ω`)

> I think I might have to smoke another cigarette
> can anyone here offer me one?(´-｀)

i smoked the half of it but here you go ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Reference: 2023/12/28(Thu) 00:36:55

> What you mean "out of fags"?(;`Д´)
> I'm right here( ´ω`)

You want to be smoked?
Are you by any chance suicidal?

Reference: 2023/12/28(Thu) 12:04:21

┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌> > What you mean "out of fags"?(;`Д´)
> > I'm right here( ´ω`)
> You want to be smoked?
> Are you by any chance suicidal?

┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Reference: 2023/12/28(Thu) 19:42:44

silly me i messed up the quotation

I was being bitten relentlessly by mosquitos

did you not bite back?

loli-neko! (｀∇´)


https://youtu.be/yZk2gvgw72s?si=Uh1NJ2ck_GGAuCox

> What you mean "out of fags"?(;`Д´)
> I'm right here( ´ω`)

You think when you put a cigarette to your lips, you're making out with 
it? (´￢`)

Reference: 2023/12/28(Thu) 12:04:21

I am stunned that youtube allows this to be up after 7 months (ﾟ∇ﾟ)


https://youtu.be/wOHCMhNm_mI?si=Vi9xCcKjeD6peA4Q

> I am stunned that youtube allows this to be up after 7 months (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> 
https://youtu.be/wOHCMhNm_mI?si=Vi9xCcKjeD6peA4Q

I guess some videos manage to slip past the cracks. (＾Д^)
Let's cherish it while it lasts!

Reference: 2023/12/29(Fri) 08:18:31

I couldn't maintain a b0ner while standing up today. I used to be able
to fap while standing up as a teenager. I don't know if I'm just getting
old or I somehow b0rk my penis by fapping while sitting/lying down for
so many years. I'm barely 2X so it's probably the latter (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

> > I am stunned that youtube allows this to be up after 7 months (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
> > 
https://youtu.be/wOHCMhNm_mI?si=Vi9xCcKjeD6peA4Q
> I guess some videos manage to slip past the cracks. (＾Д^)
> Let's cherish it while it lasts!

Lets enjoy it!  ( ´ω`)
This video has 71K views and 1,8k Likes. Teh channel has 28K subs. 
Also, these videos doesnt exist on pornhub lulz

Reference: 2023/12/29(Fri) 08:48:51

> > I guess some videos manage to slip past the cracks. (＾Д^)
> > Let's cherish it while it lasts!
> Lets enjoy it!  ( ´ω`)
> This video has 71K views and 1,8k Likes. Teh channel has 28K subs. 
> Also, these videos doesnt exist on pornhub lulz

I just reported this video. There are children on Youtube who could see
this

Reference: 2023/12/29(Fri) 09:58:07

> > Lets enjoy it!  ( ´ω`)
> > This video has 71K views and 1,8k Likes. Teh channel has 28K subs. 
> > Also, these videos doesnt exist on pornhub lulz
> I just reported this video. There are children on Youtube who could see
> this

lol, why are u on heyuri?

Reference: 2023/12/29(Fri) 21:44:20

this is my favorite imagereddit (ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2023/12/27(Wed) 05:22:04

I hate my mouse. everytime I try to middle click a link it opens 3 or 4

https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/List_of_websites_excluded_from_the_Wayback_Machine
it's not even a hueg list, WTF (;`Д´)

> https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/List_of_websites_excluded_from_the_Wayback_Machine
> it's not even a hueg list, WTF (;`Д´)

It's also a little unlikely heyuri would get not excluded it seems...
https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/List_of_websites_excluded_from_the_Wayback_Machine/Former_exclusions

Reference: 2023/12/30(Sat) 06:58:10

My urge for hari kari is ever growing. I need to shit but am very tired and want to sleep. If I sleep now it will be a very hard shit to push out my ass when I awake. a true conundrum this

I purchased some moar cds a few days ago 
I hope you guys had a nice holidaysヽ(´∇`)ノ

> I purchased some moar cds a few days ago 
> I hope you guys had a nice holidaysヽ(´∇`)ノ

It was great, hoep u had a nice christmas too usagi-chan! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I dunno if u've seen it, but we has a chat now if ur interested: 
cgi dot heyuri dot net /chat/

Reference: 2023/12/30(Sat) 13:04:34

(´ー`)> 
https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/List_of_websites_excluded_from_the_Wayback_Machine
> it's not even a hueg list, WTF (;`Д´)

tiem to check all those unarchived sites the Gayback Machine doesn't 
want me to see ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/30(Sat) 06:58:10

Can I post my terorrist attack plans here? Or no?

> Can I post my terorrist attack plans here? Or no?

No ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2023/12/31(Sun) 00:02:13

I used to think that the stickiness and whiteness of cum was 
exaggerated, but then I jerked off to my waifu today and shot the most 
aesthetic load of my life. (´ー`)

> I used to think that the stickiness and whiteness of cum was 
> exaggerated, but then I jerked off to my waifu today and shot the most 
> aesthetic load of my life. (´ー`)
lol I forgot I was still using his name (;^Д^)

Reference: 2023/12/31(Sun) 02:03:50

> (´ー`)> 
> https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/List_of_websites_excluded_from_the_Wayback_Machine
> > it's not even a hueg list, WTF (;`Д´)
> tiem to check all those unarchived sites the Gayback Machine doesn't 
> want me to see ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Some of these are some very mild-mannered sites. I mean, 16 
Personalities?? (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2023/12/30(Sat) 17:24:19

https://i.imgur.com/6zYqSES.png

Reference: 2023/12/30(Sat) 05:36:04

https://i.imgur.com/yI40J2d.png

Reference: 2023/12/31(Sun) 09:11:09

Strange New Year ヽ(´ー｀)ノ