[Date updated: 2023/05/04(Thu) 11:23:44]
 what if there was some sort of drug you could take which would dye your 
 semen a certain colour of your choosing.
 
 I would take a cocktail of such drugs so that I get rainbow 
 semen.ヽ(´ー`)ノ
 
 The obvious answer here is dying your semen bright red and screaming in agony as you come. That'll certainly scare the missus! (;゚∀゚)
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 │└The secret is to inject your testicles with tomato juice.
   
 I would dye my semen red, then when I'm out with people, I would go to
   the bathroom and jerk off. I would mop up the cum with a tissue, then I
   would go back to my group and approach the girls.
   I would show them the tissue soaked with my crimson cum and say;
   "Hey, can I borrow a tampon? My period came..."ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   

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