◆ [Date updated: 2022/10/08(Sat) 18:29:59]
　■(´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)
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　├■User: lg
　││Hmm.. I dont really think jesus did "mortal" things like sex (＾Д^)
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　│└■If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that 
　│　│God wasn't able to fully incarnate into a mortal being. Therefore, if
　│　│we want to truly respect the doctrine of the Incarnation, we should fap
　│　│to hawt hentai comics representing Jesus geting laid (´人｀).
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　│　└■Jesus was a sex icon. Even 2000 years after his death, there are groups of 
　│　　│women who devote themselves to him, worship nude depictions of him, and vow 
　│　　│to keep their virginities intact for him! (´人｀)
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　│　　└■ヽ(´ー｀)ノ> > If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that 
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　│　　　│Yes, nuns do that. But have you forgotten about the existence of monks? ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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　│　　　└■Even men cannot resist the allure of Jesus H Christ! (´人｀)
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　├■No, because I'm not an imbecile protestant
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　└■I imagine he got sum sweet biblical poontang ヽ(´ー｀)ノ