◆ [Date updated: 2022/03/05(Sat) 06:04:58]
　■--- breaking news ---
　│internet correspondent Heyuri sector reports original content production at record lows:  cites epic decrease in lols
　│multiple other basement dwellers from across the net corroborate statements
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　└■LIES! Our industry insiders have reported that the Heyuri sector has 
　　　managed to sustain its original content production over the past 18 
　　　months, but ever since the devastation that occurred in in September 
　　　2020 that forced all Heyuri infrastructure to be relocated and rebuilt, 
　　　there has only been a single major OC plant still in operation
　　　
　　　The plant has made a formal request for new plants to be built to less-
　　　en the strain on their systems and improve working conditions, but only 
　　　time will tell if there will be any major adoption of this new initia-
　　　tive...