◆ [Date updated: 2021/10/11(Mon) 20:12:33]
　■You will never be a real VIPPER. You have no VIPcoins, you have no access to the Secret Area, you have no VIPtronic submissions. You are a 4chan lurker twisted by phoneposting and webms into a crude mockery of textboard's perfection.
　　
　　All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back VIPPERS mock you, newfags are disgusted and ashamed of you, >>1-san laughs at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.
　　
　　VIPPERS are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed VIPPERS to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even channers who "post" are uncanny and unnatural to a VIPPER. Your quoting structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk VIPPER to reply to you, he'll turn tail and sage he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected reaction images folder.