5419.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/06(Thu) 10:48:10          
(´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)

5420. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/06(Thu) 11:14:44          
> (´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)

I imagine he got sum sweet biblical poontang ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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5422. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/06(Thu) 17:44:21          
> (´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)
No, because I'm not an imbecile protestant

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5429. >Anonymous-san   User: lg   Post date: 2022/10/07(Fri) 17:43:16             
> (´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)

Hmm.. I dont really think jesus did "mortal" things like sex (^Д^)

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5440. >lg-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/08(Sat) 11:07:33          
> > (´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)
> Hmm.. I dont really think jesus did "mortal" things like sex (^Д^)

If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that 
God wasn't able to fully incarnate into a mortal being. Therefore, if
we want to truly respect the doctrine of the Incarnation, we should fap
to hawt hentai comics representing Jesus geting laid (´人`).

Reference: 2022/10/07(Fri) 18:43:16

5441. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/08(Sat) 11:43:15          
> > Hmm.. I dont really think jesus did "mortal" things like sex (^Д^)
> If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that 
> God wasn't able to fully incarnate into a mortal being. Therefore, if
> we want to truly respect the doctrine of the Incarnation, we should fap
> to hawt hentai comics representing Jesus geting laid (´人`).

Jesus was a sex icon. Even 2000 years after his death, there are groups of 
women who devote themselves to him, worship nude depictions of him, and vow 
to keep their virginities intact for him! (´人`)

Reference: 2022/10/08(Sat) 12:07:33

5443. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/08(Sat) 17:53:02          
ヽ(´ー`)ノ> > If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that 
> > God wasn't able to fully incarnate into a mortal being. Therefore, if
> > we want to truly respect the doctrine of the Incarnation, we should fap
> > to hawt hentai comics representing Jesus geting laid (´人`).
> Jesus was a sex icon. Even 2000 years after his death, there are groups of 
> women who devote themselves to him, worship nude depictions of him, and vow 
> to keep their virginities intact for him! (´人`)

Yes, nuns do that. But have you forgotten about the existence of monks? ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2022/10/08(Sat) 12:43:15

5444. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2022/10/08(Sat) 18:29:59          
> ヽ(´ー`)ノ> Jesus was a sex icon. Even 2000 years after his death, there are groups of 
> > women who devote themselves to him, worship nude depictions of him, and vow 
> > to keep their virginities intact for him! (´人`)
> Yes, nuns do that. But have you forgotten about the existence of monks? ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Even men cannot resist the allure of Jesus H Christ! (´人`)

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