◆ [Date updated: 2024/02/05(Mon) 01:57:22]
　■I had to have a colonoscopy today. The bad news is: I have hemorrhoids. The good news is: I don't have cancer.
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　└■but what if you had neither?
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　　└■then it wouldn't hurt when I poop and I wouldn't have to spray foam up my ass every night. (╬⊙Д⊙)