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> i love yogurt! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ I ate around half a kilo today ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 19:27:05
> > nobody replied for a whole month... see, this is why heyuri is so dead now!!! (ﾉД`､) > The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;ﾟДﾟ) I think Heyuri is a little more active now than it was a month ago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 21:19:53
> > The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;ﾟДﾟ) > I think Heyuri is a little more active now than it was a month ago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ The prophecy has been reversed! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/05/01(Wed) 00:11:18
> (ﾟ血ﾟ#)ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ('ｰ') (ﾟーﾟ) (´￢`)(｀～´)(╬⊙Д⊙)ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2024/05/01(Wed) 23:01:58
> > nobody replied for a whole month... see, this is why heyuri is so dead now!!! (ﾉД`､) > The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;ﾟДﾟ) Must continue the tradition! (*'ｰ') Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 21:19:53
> it feels good when people make fun of me because it drags me out of my schizo fantasy land. (´ー`) same ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ Reference: 2024/05/02(Thu) 23:30:46
> i'm stoned i'm pebble ヽ(´ー｀)ノ Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 07:48:55
> heyri.net (´ー`) It's the plce to be! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 14:31:52
> moar like heyaoi cuz how gay it is It's not called heYURI for nothing (ﾟー｀) Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 23:07:59
> i hope i die very soon and don't come back. see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:17:39
> > i hope i die very soon and don't come back. > see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd... Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:25:42
> > see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ > I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd... Keep trying, eventually you will reincarnate as a loli Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 17:36:34
> > I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd... > Keep trying, eventually you will reincarnate as a loli oh, to be reincarnated as a pair of underwear so i can hug a cute girl's butt and manko all day... (´ー`) Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 22:44:03
> be careful you could reincarnate as male underwear also at the flip of a coin I hope to be a depresed 29 year old office worker's boxer briefs some day. ( ´ω`) Reference: 2024/05/05(Sun) 01:20:35
> ( ´ω`) ( ´ω`) Reference: 2024/05/05(Sun) 01:50:14
> > ( ´ω`) > ( ´ω`) Reference: 2024/05/05(Sun) 16:25:22
> How come lounge always has a large number of unique users? (´-｀) woah, i never noticed... /b/ barely gets past 10 users every 10 minutes, but lounge gets 30?! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 17:50:33
> showing unique numbers to users was a mistake I don't think so Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 20:46:10
> i feel sick... (;´Д`) I too feel sick (TДT) Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 22:52:37
> ...i don't feel sick anymore! ヽ(´∇`)ノ w00t! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/05/07(Tue) 17:32:08
> ...DE-- ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ hey, get back here! ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2024/05/09(Thu) 17:28:15
Sick ass bass playing (ﾟ∇ﾟ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM-s8nrUNhY
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> If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly > ヽ(｀∇´)ノ I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately. Reference: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:34:42
Let's talk Reference: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:34:42
> happy mother's day! did you all thank your mama's for putting up with your retardation? (＾Д^) Yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ Reference: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:15:24
> > If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly > > ヽ(｀∇´)ノ > I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately. You must write MOAR Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:10:21
> > I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately. > You must write MOAR NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`) Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:05:01
> > You must write MOAR > NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`) But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:19:50
> > NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`) > But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will > fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:28:02
> > But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will > > fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ > I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (ﾟｰﾟ) Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:33:06
> > I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ > ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (ﾟｰﾟ) girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ｰ') Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 12:53:56
> I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github > must be destroyed (;´Д`) (ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...? Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 07:22:12
> > I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github > > must be destroyed (;´Д`) > (ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...? They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`) Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 19:30:21
http://up.heyuri.net/src/3497.mp4 HERE'S CRABBY
> > ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (ﾟｰﾟ) > girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ｰ') Bold of you to assume I made an erotic fanfic?? (`Д´) Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 17:14:49
> > (ﾟーﾟ) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...? > They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a > wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`) I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz, but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert to X" buttan (;´Д`) Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:16:53
> here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (｀ー´) > print("Hello, Strange World!") very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^) Reference: 2024/05/15(Wed) 16:12:37
ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
"I love you, Bloke-kun! "By God, chap, what
Come hither, I desire has gotten into you?!
your semen in my anus!" keep your dastardly erection
away from me!"
Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 20:05:08
> 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN" > 20 GOTO 10 > 30 RUN this was for the commodore correct? Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 16:07:32
> > 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN" > > 20 GOTO 10 > > 30 RUN > this was for the commodore correct? It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 17:31:41
> oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾) it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`) Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:48:26
> > oh my god,.. it's thrusday! （＾∀＾) > it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`) Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 02:22:58
> gay erotic fanfic* Whatever- Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 11:17:19
https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo
> https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos > i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`) the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that anyway Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 12:47:15
What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I (´ー`)
> What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I > (´ー`) these videos have been up for 5 months O_O Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 18:11:22
> I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´) i never had this issue how ass burning. i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 22:18:26
> > I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´) > i never had this issue how ass burning. > i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ) Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 11:52:58
> > i never had this issue how ass burning. > > i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ > Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic > thing (;ﾟ∇ﾟ) might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN as much as you still being a virgin! (＾Д^) Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:03:23
> under the post form, you see this line... > >Page views since 2021/03/29: 656,743 (bulletproof level: 3) Current participants: 3 users (within 300 seconds) Max posts saved: 5000 posts > ...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^) Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:05:06
> 3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention Goat-c https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/ Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:15:02