◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 19:27:08]
■Also this is cool http://up.heyuri.net/src/3525.jpg
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 19:26:15]
■http://up.heyuri.net/src/3524.jpg
Weed yuri
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 19:13:28]
■https://www.ebay.com/itm/186465841181?itmmeta=01HZAG01VA180AVH29CAGKRFN2&hash=item2b6a3af01d:g:b5sAAOSwp15mV46A
for kaguya-sama ( ´ω`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 09:39:09]
■awezum OST! ( ´ω`)
│
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVyRHfusI0E
│
└■That movie kicked ass. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/01(Sat) 02:20:46]
■ ┌────────────────┐
│ │ where's my fucking money, crab │
│ └────────┬───────┘
│ │
│ __________________
│ ＼ __ -----__
│ v ＼ __-- --__ ／>
│ △ △ v＼ (●) --__／ /
│ △△__△△ v＼ /
│ (.○n○) | /
│ / ＼ | -
│ └┴─(_________)─┬┐ ^／ __ -
│ ノ ｿ ｿ | ヘ ^／ __- ＼ -
│ ／ ／ / 丿 ヽ ^／ __-- ＼-
│ ／_________________-----
│ │
│ ┌───┴───┐
│ │ shit (;´Д`)│
│ └───────┘
│
└■and yes, I was trying to make a crab and only added the text because it
absolutely wasn't obvious lmao （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 22:04:37]
■faggot! (´∇`)σ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:45:47]
■i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
│history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?
│
└■There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
│https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
│Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
│Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)
│
└■that's not it (though im going to save the links anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
│the one i found was a page with black background and a huge text of the history
│since the 90s, maybe even before then i cant remember and it had links to archives
│and translation notes (since the history of BBs seems to be mainly japanese)
│the one thing i remember reading there was that the person who invented one of the
│first BBs wanted it to be "underground" so he "chose cp" to make it underground, whatever that means,
│and he also got into trouble because someone announced their plans to kill people there
│
└■Sounds liek it could be this:
│https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history
│
│One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)
│
└■that's it! thank you!
│you're the one who made it? (;ﾟДﾟ)
│
└■Yes! ...at least the site and the translation - the original Japanese
│text was written long, long ago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│Sadly my translation is far from complete, although there's this
│preexisting effort by someone else who got further with it (although
│there's a lot of "Engrish" which makes it hard to understand):
│https://web.archive.org/web/20161127025250/http://ayashiiworldhistory.blogspot.jp/2013/02/a-small-history-of-ayashii-world-1.html
│
└■Thank you for making this. When I first came across this I showed it to my boyfriend and he didn't understand. He still doesn't.(;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:42:30]
■Looks like marijuana-tan
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│ □■■◇■■◇■■□ ____ ～～
│ □□■■■■[三三三三三三(山)～
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│ .□■□□□□■□.
│ (□■□■■■■□■□)
│ '□■■★★■■□'
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│ '□□□□□□' ｗｅｅｄyuri－tan!
│
│lol ъ( ﾟｰ^)
│
└■When I went to shibuya I tried to buy some weed-yuri. Just got strange looks and cursed out.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/31(Fri) 18:10:43]
■for a super power I will personally choose super speed, agility and reflexes.
│I know it is not the most optimal, but it is the coolest
│and that's what matters
│
└■remember, it's only cool if your brain perceives time like normal on the super speed while you can still react at super speed
│if you're going fast and things slow down so your brain can keep up, then it's super lame
│
│you need to feel fast when going fast
│
└■I was thinking of something like onsoku no sonikku's skills
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 04:29:33]
■cute art, nice work! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:59:40]
■ へユリたんてす！！！
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│ (□■□■■■■□■□)
│ '□■■★★■■□'
│ □□■■■■□□
│ '□□□□□□'
│
│it's supposed to be heyuri-tan but like
│squint and maybe you'll see it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
└■i can see it!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:46:30]
■I'm feeling really sad, but I met a girl who has been super cool to be around!
│
└■nvm she's talking to someone else kek
│
└■you should cum in that guy's hair, fuck that nerd Ｅ=((｀∇´))=３
│
└■yeah you're right! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:25:19]
■I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and
│raep you could do is insaen...
│Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and
│explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to
│retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange
│of anything in their powerz!
│Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of
│those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)
│
└■Indeed, time control is teh best powar - especially if u can reverse it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
│
│*raeps and then unraeps*
│
└■Yes!!! possibilities u can do with a time powar ability is limitless!
- TIME STOP, go to Japan, bukkake a loli next to her mother, hide in a
closet, continue the time
- Do just anything fun, revert back the time, so it's not any time
wasted
- Travel to the future to watch the next episode of anime
- Travel to the past and introduce some tribe modern weapons, call
yourself a god, watch them conquer the earth & bring your hut captured
lolis (a la genghiz)
- somehow kidnap a young girl who has to pee and put herself in a narrow
cabinet with yourself, continue the time, watch her apologize peeing
just in front of you
If you also have some kind of control over your age, have a way to not
get dementia'd, and a system that prevents you from surprise deaths (by
landmines etc), it would be equal to immortality!!! One really would be
equal to a god at that point ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:12:46]
■Time stop always felt like too much work to use outside of h-doujin scenarios
and ordinary robbery shit since since time progresses at normal speed for you
in the stopped time.
Still, it's a VERY OP superpower.
You're pretty much only limited by your laziness. ヽ(＾o^)ノ
If you can speed yourself up in a way that lets you do things faster in your
own reference frame, now THAT would kick ass.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 23:05:24]
■I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting
│like it is a cigarette.
│I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)
│
└■is the burn of your skinny smell stick any good?
│
└■uh it is ok, not a fan of the smell.
│I just like to pretend I am smoking
│
└■that sounds super chuuni
│never stop ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
│
└■uhh... I was kinda acting like a character in noir fiction
│I don't think thats chuuni
│
└■it's pretty chuuni, if not in the narrow sense of "pretending you have powers or are involved with a conspiracy"
│but that's okay, it's fun anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I love super powers and conspiracies!
│what super power would you choose?
│
└■in terms of fun, I want to fly (and be durable enough to go fast and not
splat like a pancake if I fuck up)
I could either take it easy and just fly around for fun, or with my
general toughness and abilities, I could fight crime or some shit by
swooping in and hitting people (well, maybe not, I'd get shot still lol)
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
in terms of useful shit, being able to "escape notice" sounds kick-ass,
letting me sneak onto planes and into movies and shit (or banks, or
changing rooms lol) or not be bothered when I'm doing something
if I had to be less concept-oriented and more concrete, just give me
actual invisibility then (across the full spectrum of course, so I don't
show up on IR)（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
I do like how the options I picked are basically whether to be a hero or
not. (｀∇´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 17:37:18]
■I want to write web stuff for fun but I'm super lazy and I've never done
│this shit before. I want to do CGI-style stuff (with Python and Flask,
│not actual CGI).
│
│could reasonably write a prototype of like a basic BBS thing or a small
│web game (I kind of want to do some kind of vs game like Pokemon
│Showdown, just not with Pokemon)
│but I know fuck all about securing anything or web deployment (;´Д`)
│
│(｀～´)
│
└■Knowing fuck all about securing anything or web deployment didn't stop
me or anyone else doing it with no qualifications ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Throw caution to the wind! Take a chance! No pain, no gain! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/29(Wed) 12:57:26]
■My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!
│
├■The pain means your penis is growing stronger! Fap beyond your limits!
│
├■Why? Genuinely curious...（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
│
└■(ﾟ∇ﾟ;)
Nah, fuck that. If it hurts, let it rest.
Don't break it with your overuse! It's not a muscle! ( ´ω`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/28(Tue) 15:54:16]
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│ □□■■■■□□
│ □□□□□□ this took too long to do lol
│
├■Kawaii! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■Nurse Joy, is that you? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
│https://files.catbox.moe/zj91u0.jpg
│
└■it should be but I used the wrong sprite ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
it's from Pokemon Crystal
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:48:31]
■whenever I see a glasses girl in an h-manga, I get super excited, megane
│is VERY moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│but whenever they take the glasses off, I get super pissed, goddammit (｀ー´)
│the WHOLE POINT of having the glasses girl
│is that she has GLASSES ((^)∇(^))
│
│she has to wear the glasses when fucking
│and don't put her on the cover if she's not getting fucked with the
│glasses on!
│
│ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
│
└■Without megane, a meganekko is only a ko... (;´Д`)
│
└■Someone gets it! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:49:11]
■work sucks
today is a holiday and I'm at work instead
let me be a NEET (;`Д´)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:46:30]
■the past buffeting against the present, or the future rushing over it?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:21:40]
■Ah, human beings! Always lost! Always afraid! Always confused! Always in love!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:42:40]
■ 三. .
│ ``三三 ,,三三
│ ..三三三三三``
│ .三三三三三三三.
│ 三三三三三三三三三
│ 三三■■三■三■三三
│ 三三■■■■■■■三三
│ 三三■ ■■■ ■三`
│ ``三■ ■■■ ■三
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ／
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ＜ 私は男の娘いですね!
│ 三■■■■■■■三 ＼ (・∀・)
│ 三 ⅧⅧⅧ 三
│ .ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ.
│ ■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■
│■■■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■■■
│■■■ `ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ` ■■■
│ ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
│ ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
│ ♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
│ ■■ ■■
│ ■■■ ■■■
│
└■チンチンですｗｗｗｗ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:08:56]
■ 三. .
``三三 ,,三三
..三三三三三``
.三三三三三三三.
三三三三三三三三三
三三■■三■三■三三
三三■■■■■■■三三
三三■ ■■■ ■三`
``三■ ■■■ ■三
三■■■■■■■三 ／
三■■■■■■■三 ＜ あたしは可愛いですね？
三三■■■■■三三 ＼ (^Д^)
三 ⅧⅧⅧ 三
.ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ.
■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■
■■■ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ■■■
■■ `ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ` ■■
ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
ⅧⅧⅧⅧⅧ
♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
■■ ■■
■■■ ■■■
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/26(Sun) 14:53:40]
■Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)
│
├■simple tutorials liek w3schools are a good place 2 start but if you
│ really want to learn it you're gonna have to practice for a long while
│ to get proficient (assuming you have no programming experience)
│
├■What do you want to make?
│ Even if it ends up being something too complicated to start with, having
│ a goal really helps here.
│
└■i talked about this in a thread on /b/ before but i learned a loooooot more python by writing
scrapers for hentai sites than i ever did at school, in fact, school was nearly useless
first i recommend learning the basics like creating variables, asking for user input, installing
libraries, etc.... then use it to fix a problem you have (e.g.: sorting files, automating something
you do often, or even do a fun project for the hell of it)
you will need to do a lot of googling and that's okay, that's how you learn
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 17:39:37]
■How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
│I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something
│new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
│
│I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably
│seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).
│
├■It was advertised on another imageboard I was frequenting at the time,
││and it was pretty much exactly what I'd been looking for ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
││
│└■Not him, but my experience was similar. I had been looking for an
│ alternative site to frequent and while browsing found an advertisement
│ posted under a thread on some other board (I think it was 4taba, but the
│ thread is gone now). It was outdated, meant for StrawberryHeaven, but
│ the reply beneath it corrected it to Heyuri. I visited out of curiosity
│ and came to like it. And I've been here ever since. Now you're all stuck
│ with me forever... Forever... Forever and ever! (｀∇´)
│
└■I saw here mentioned in a 4chan thread few years ago, checked it out,
eventually made Heyuri my new home ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 06:00:11]
■┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ kiss yoself fool
│
└■WANNA KISS MYSELF! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://youtu.be/Q--79iGN_t8?t=117
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/24(Fri) 16:07:04]
■I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web
│where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ｰ')
│
└■it's possible, especially nowadays
│Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
│They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII
│range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them
│now, and everything is UTF-8.
│I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol
│because of those limitations
│
└■A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
│use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)
│
├■I've heard that you can tell the difference between a JK and an ojisan
││pretending to be a JK by their choice of kaomoji, as some are considered
││old-fashioned (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
││
│└■It's true! I think I made a thread about that on Heyuri before too
│ https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/1032
│
└■Yeah... `(*>﹏<*)′
they render surprisingly well in this font (✿◡‿◡)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/24(Fri) 02:48:15]
■I don't think there's anything left in the world that's good ( ´ω`)
│
└■what about chocolate cake? ('ｰ')
◆ [Date updated: 2024/05/23(Thu) 21:43:30]
■ur such a neet hiki otaku
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