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■Tokyo Ghetto Pussy!!! I love super horny Euro dance music (Tokyo Ghetto
│Pussy are European despite the aesthetic), the world started getting shittier a
│fter this stuff went out of fashion.
│
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07UrybNzTp4
│
└■E-rotic is great fun. I know them almost entirely because of DDR and StepManiax.
I dunno about the whole world, but DDR totally started being a lot lamer when they stopped
with all of the eurodance licenses. It's not just better music, it's outright perfect
for the game. Doujin/Vocaloid/Touhou licenses and in-house tunes are cheaper probably, or
involve less hassle, but fuck (I like all three of those things, but setlists NEED more
proper dance tunes. (´ー`)
Bring back the sound of the clubs. Bring back DANCEMANIA! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzujki1Cmm4
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 19:47:27]
■i masturbated 3 times today, my room smells like cum... (´π`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 19:01:38]
■DOUSHITE DOUSHITE ANATA WA SONNA NI KAO GA DEEKAI NOO?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 16:43:50]
■(´ー`)
│
└■why the long face
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 06:26:41]
■User: anonon
I WANT LOLIS I WANT LOLIS I WANT LOLIS
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 05:33:35]
■https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sFBhokrIU
ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
the fuck was TOKYO GHETTO PUSSY doing that they got to have a pussy out animated loli dancing in their music video?
I've never seen this video, so I was genuinely surprised that they animated their logo.
it's too good... (^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 05:09:46]
■This world ain't so strange, actually ┐(゚~゚)┌
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└■ ∧ ∧ ____________________
(;゚∇゚) / \
,<_ _>, < You sure about that? │
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■Would the semenites chain you to a wall and force you to wank all day so that they can have an infinite manpower poole?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 01:33:57]
■I'm watching Magical Play and boy, I'd fuck Zucchini.
Imagine having your own hyper-dedicated shota... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:27:36]
■Don't do it, it's wrong
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:11:45]
■User: hachikuji
│is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?
│
├■it is both that which could not be and an escape from this wretched world (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
│ so like, I guess so! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■Σ(゚д゚|||)> is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:06:46]
■I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
│Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done...
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet
│instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー`)ノ
│
└■That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it
│from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then
│just flush it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
│
│I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was
│doing something else on PC (;´Д`)
│
└■THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;゚Д゚)
│
└■I can only hope some weird organization out there won't make millions of
│clones of me and let them loose near my house for lols (;´Д`)
│
└■It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
│And they're all lolis made from your DNA! (`∇´)
│
└■I propose an alternative narritive! The semen tissue simply gained
│conciousness! all the cum particles came together to form one being, and
│now it has escaped into the world...
│
├■this is exactly why you should always thank your cum for making you feel good ヽ(`Д´)ノ
││if it ever gains sentience it will spare you from the human extermination
││
│└■Fuck... What if all the semen I flushed down to sewers are still alive
│ │and plotting against me for revenge? (;゚∇゚)
│ │
│ └■Or maybe it just wants to find its way back home and reunite with its
│ │father in harmony? Would you accept your semen child with open arms?
│ │
│ └■what if he is just pretending to get close to me and kill all my loved ones?!
│
└■(*'ー')> > It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
(`∇´)ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノΣ(゚д゚|||)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 23:38:35]
■(´Д`)Hi(´Д`) is anybody here?
│
└■I am here ヽ(´ー`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 22:07:53]
■the semen creature you have spawned is damned
│it MUST die for the sake of humanity (╬⊙Д⊙)
│
│it will kill us all, and it cannot reproduce
│it is neither a friend nor the next evolution (´Д`;)
│
└■what if the semen-tissue creature wriggles inside a womb? Btw it's
life-span is as long as it doesn't get crusted, if it gets crusted it
can't move anymore...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 06:26:41]
■But they're still in baby stage right? IT'S AWW RIGHT
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 22:03:05]
■personally i don't use semen tissues, i just let it go in my pants or
blanket.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 16:24:42]
■Mushroom children?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 13:17:36]
■I forgot where I put my cum tissue to later dispose (;´Д`)
│
└■consider it disposed then ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■But I know it isn't... (;´Д`)
│I'm fine with it mysteriously disappearing, as long as it doesn't
│later on magically reappear in the worst possible way
│
└■i've seen someone claim their cumsock grew mushrooms so if everything
goes well for long enough you may be able to conceal it as a mushroom
plantation
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 09:11:54]
■i'm so bored i started watching some kids' cartoon (´ー`)
│
└■you can't just leave it like that, which one?
│
└■its called miraculous ladybug, since i also started using blender from time to
time i keep looking at the special effects and thinking "oh that's how they
must have done it"
the heroine's costume makes her kinda hot though
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 06:16:59]
■it's called boku no pico
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 11:25:49]
■I want to be killed by the little girl
│
└■beautiful
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 04:16:49]
■ヽ(´ー`)ノ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 03:53:14]
■There was a point when I realized that everything I liked was
│underground through no intention of my own, and I kinda hate it, lmao.
│ヽ(´∩`)ノ
│
│Even if the light of the mainstream is radioactive and mutagenic to that
│which stands under its rays, it would mean I'd be able to talk about the
│shit I like with people.
│
│Some of it is underground in a "lol you fucking enjoy ____" way, while
│some of it is underground in a "I've never heard of ____" way, some of
│it is "I know of ____ but it's too hardcore for me", some of it (a lot
│of it) used to not be underground but it's not hip anymore, and some of
│it is just not being able to discuss eromanga with people (this one is
│fair, you can't talk about your hypnosis incest megane loli hentai with
│anyone in real life).
│
│The music I listen to is ancient/never was aboveground in any capacity,
│I watch kodomo anime and shoujo shows more than anything vs anything
│like what Crunchyroll is pushing these days. The games I play are either
│incredibly old, incredibly niche, or both. The shit I watch on YouTube...
│some of it is hyper-mainstream, but not much. I don't watch any streamers
│or anything.
│
│Some of it is me abandoning various forms of mainstream media, whether
│it be that I end up thinking it sucks, or because it's just like kinda
│depressing/infuriating. I don't watch broadcast TV at all and haven't in
│15 years. I don't have a streaming subscription service that I use. I
│dropped several major social media sites because the algorithm went
│insane and stopped putting anything I actually wanted to see in front of
│me in favor of bullshit designed to elicit a response.
│
│Even in the underground, I'm feel a bit too underground. I dropped 4chan
│after realizing that no one left actually wanted to talk about anything.
│I stayed on for years longer than I probably should have because there
│were pockets where I could still talk about things. They're not 100% gone,
│but they're gone enough that it just isn't worth the effort.
│
│I guess I still watch mainstream movies sometimes? Did anyone else see
│The Menu? That shit was great. I try to go to the theater to watch movies
│but the theater closest to me closed down, the next closest one is
│increasingly run down, the one close to where my friend lives is alright
│but that's far as shit, and the one close to the Round 1 arcade I visit
│sucks so we still have to drive to a different theater. (´Д`)
│
│It's not all bad (again, the light of the mainstream alters whatever
│stands beneath it in hideous, twisted ways), and in some ways, I feel
│smug as hell about it... but it's rough being quite this disconnected
│from things. ┐(゚~゚)┌
│
│either way,
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpSgflZeSlY
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I feel the same way
│-The most 'mainstream' stuff in my music collection is long forgotten
│techno from the 90s like Technotronic
│-The only books I read are literature reviews like 'Against
│Interpretation' or conspiracy shit that literally makes people angry
│when I bring it up,like about how musicians in the 60s were likely
│frauds with ties to the military industrial complex.
│
│-The last movie I watched was an Italian one from the 70s that was a
│great allegory about people who refuse to grow up and let things go
│(Maladolescenza)-- except I can't talk to anyone about it because it
│mostly features kids traipsing around the woods and having sex in caves
│-Ive never enjoyed video games. I keep trying but they bore me dead, so
│that's another thing I can't talk about.
│
├■Damn. I'm practically standing in the sun here versus your underground
││level. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
││...but even still, it doesn't change the fact that it would be nice to
││have some non-niche interests. Doesn't matter how deep you go if being
││barely below the surface and near the Earth's core are treated with the
││same disinterest to the public at large. ( ´ω`;)
││
││What other music do you listen to?
││
│└■Well right now one of my favourite acts is the New Fast Automatic
│ │Daffodils ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│ │
│ │https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUhCHJk6Nk
│ │
│ └■I've also been enjoying listening to deliriously upbeat rave tunes
│ ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
│ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbq9JU9cMQ
│
├■is this movie banned now? (´ー`)
││
│└■No, but it's kind of hard to find in decent quality with subs. I tracked
│ │it down to some Russian site after searching a bunch on Yandex.
│ │
│ └■they didn't REALLY have kids have sex right? that seems too far even for the 70s
│ │i'm assuming they implied it
│ │
│ └■As I remember they simulated it about as much as a typical adult sex
│ scene in a fairly explicit adult movie, which is going quite far, if
│ there are kids involved. I mean, the film itself even opens with a shot
│ of the young male character lying in bed on his back, completely naked.
│ There's no clever censorship or anything, you can just see his little
│ weiner (´∇`)σ
│
└■You sound like an annoying tryhard.
│
├■Maybe this world is too strange for you!
│ (;゚∇゚)
│
└■User: Time
I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be browsing an obscure imageboard with my
fellow tryhards.(´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 03:02:55]
■ヽ(´~`)ノ ???
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 00:40:13]
■Plenty of interesting places out there opening up all of the time
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 20:35:52]
■i once opened an onion link that was posted here
│am i in trouble (;゚∇゚)
│
├■User: hachikuji
││wat was on it? did it haev good charamel pudding?
││
│└■it didn't even load at all, i'm thinking it was some sort of elaborate data-stealing
│ thing...
│
└■YOU ARE BEEN CURSE.
│LESS THAN 50 YEARS - YOU DIE.
│BIG FOOL MAN.
│
├■STOP BROWSING HEYURI THIS IS NOT JOKE
│ IN ORDER TO STOP CURSE YOU MUST REPLY TO TEN THREADS
│ TO PASS ALONG CURSE
│ OR ELSE LITTLE GIRL WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT AND YOU DIE
│
└■oh my god... i'm sorry fellow heyurizen... i can see the light already (´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:57:50]
■u sound like a fun underachiever
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:01:11]
■hey, that's not so bad-
NOOOOOOO (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 14:27:29]
■why the FUCK am I at work at 8am on a Sunday
│who do I fight to stop this from happening again
│(╬⊙Д⊙)
│
└■YOURSELF
│
└■did that, it ain't working ノ(;_;)ヽ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 11:36:27]
■GIEV US THE LOLSAUCE ON SHOTA SEKKUSU
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