◆ [Date updated: 2023/05/04(Thu) 03:00:43]
　■would you rather have sex0rz with a slime girl or become a slime guy yourself?
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　├■Sex0rz with slime girl. Slime pen0r is useless!!!
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　│└■But couldn't you use your slime pen0r to make any kind of pen0rz?
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　│　├■It would still be like jello either way.
　│　│　Actually screwing a slime girl would probably feel like sticking your 
　│　│　dick in a tub of jello too... (・∀・)
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　│　└■Any kind of slime pen0r will just squish and squash, for slime cannot 
　│　　│be hard (;´Д`)
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　│　　└■This is why you should have oobleck penis. Your penis will be solid as 
　│　　　│long as the sex is hard and fast.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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　│　　　└■Non-Newtonian penis!!!? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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　└■i become slime and tentacle raep japanese schoolgirls like my favorite 
　　　hentai ヽ(´∇`)ノ