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 [Date updated: 2024/05/28(Tue) 21:22:01]
 i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
 history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?
 
 There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
  https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
  Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
  Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)
  
  that's not it (though im going to save the links anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
   the one i found was a page with black background and a huge text of the history
   since the 90s, maybe even before then i cant remember and it had links to archives
   and translation notes (since the history of BBs seems to be mainly japanese)
   the one thing i remember reading there was that the person who invented one of the
   first BBs wanted it to be "underground" so he "chose cp" to make it underground, whatever that means,
   and he also got into trouble because someone announced their plans to kill people there
   
   Sounds liek it could be this:
     https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history
     
     One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)
     

 [Date updated: 2024/05/28(Tue) 20:57:32]
 I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting 
  like it is a cigarette.
  I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/28(Tue) 15:54:16]
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 Kawaii! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
  
 Nurse Joy, is that you? (゚∇゚)
  https://files.catbox.moe/zj91u0.jpg
  
  it should be but I used the wrong sprite ┐(゚~゚)┌
    it's from Pokemon Crystal
    

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:48:31]
 whenever I see a glasses girl in an h-manga, I get super excited, megane 
 is VERY moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ
 but whenever they take the glasses off, I get super pissed, goddammit (`ー´)
 the WHOLE POINT of having the glasses girl
 is that she has GLASSES ((^)∇(^))
 
 she has to wear the glasses when fucking
 and don't put her on the cover if she's not getting fucked with the 
 glasses on!
 
 ヽ(`Д´)ノ
 GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 Without megane, a meganekko is only a ko... (;´Д`)
  
  Someone gets it! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
    

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:49:11]
 work sucks
  today is a holiday and I'm at work instead
  let me be a NEET (;`Д´)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:46:30]
 the past buffeting against the present, or the future rushing over it?
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:21:40]
 Ah, human beings! Always lost! Always afraid! Always confused! Always in love!
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:42:40]
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 チンチンですwwww
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:08:56]
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    三■■■■■■■三   < あたしは可愛いですね?
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 [Date updated: 2024/05/26(Sun) 14:53:40]
 Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)
 
 simple tutorials liek w3schools are a good place 2 start but if you
  really want to learn it you're gonna have to practice for a long while
  to get proficient (assuming you have no programming experience)
  
 What do you want to make?
  Even if it ends up being something too complicated to start with, having 
  a goal really helps here.
  
 i talked about this in a thread on /b/ before but i learned a loooooot more python by writing
   scrapers for hentai sites than i ever did at school, in fact, school was nearly useless
   first i recommend learning the basics like creating variables, asking for user input, installing
   libraries, etc.... then use it to fix a problem you have (e.g.: sorting files, automating something
   you do often, or even do a fun project for the hell of it)
   you will need to do a lot of googling and that's okay, that's how you learn
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 17:39:37]
 How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
 I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something 
 new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
 
 I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably 
 seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).
 
 It was advertised on another imageboard I was frequenting at the time, 
 ││and it was pretty much exactly what I'd been looking for ヽ(´ー`)ノ
 ││
 │└Not him, but my experience was similar. I had been looking for an
   alternative site to frequent and while browsing found an advertisement
   posted under a thread on some other board (I think it was 4taba, but the
   thread is gone now). It was outdated, meant for StrawberryHeaven, but
   the reply beneath it corrected it to Heyuri. I visited out of curiosity
   and came to like it. And I've been here ever since. Now you're all stuck
   with me forever... Forever... Forever and ever! (`∇´)
   
 I saw here mentioned in a 4chan thread few years ago, checked it out, 
   eventually made Heyuri my new home ヽ(´ー`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/25(Sat) 06:00:11]
 ┐(゚~゚)┌ kiss yoself fool
 
 WANNA KISS MYSELF! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   https://youtu.be/Q--79iGN_t8?t=117
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/24(Fri) 16:07:04]
 I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web 
 where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ー')
 
 it's possible, especially nowadays
  Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
  They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII 
  range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them 
  now, and everything is UTF-8.
  I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol 
  because of those limitations
  
  A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
   use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)
   
   I've heard that you can tell the difference between a JK and an ojisan 
   ││pretending to be a JK by their choice of kaomoji, as some are considered 
   ││old-fashioned (;゚∇゚)
   ││
   │└It's true! I think I made a thread about that on Heyuri before too
     https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/1032
     
   Yeah... `(*>﹏<*)′
     
     they render surprisingly well in this font (✿◡‿◡)
     

 [Date updated: 2024/05/24(Fri) 02:48:15]
 I don't think there's anything left in the world that's good ( ´ω`)
 
 what about chocolate cake? ('ー')
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/23(Thu) 21:43:30]
 ur such a neet hiki otaku
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/23(Thu) 09:47:53]
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 ................(´|/∇`)                   (゚Д゚;)
 
 I-incredible... (゚Д゚)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/22(Wed) 21:05:57]
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 u call that a peñis?
 
 that PENIS is too large to fit in anything, let alone anyone... (;゚Д゚)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/22(Wed) 20:14:45]
 peniss
 
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     □□□    ペニス?w
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     □□□    PENIS♂♂♂だ!
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   hah, penis ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/21(Tue) 12:36:50]
 i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
 (´ー`)
 
 run it in a debugger and single step through it
  failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem 
  like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and 
  see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
  VERY brute force, but it should work
  
  failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ
  
  Not him, but I don't understand debugging tools. They feel more 
   difficult to figure out than the thing I'm trying to figure out most of 
   the time (;゚∇゚)
   
  ok i lied, i meant to say i want to contribute to code but i don't have the skills to do so
   i had once made a program that finds every line that contains "int main()" among all the files
   of a directory only to realize that to understand what every class worked i had to trace back
   a dozen header files (ρ_;)
   
   things like that, you want to edit in something like Visual Studio Code
    you open the folder with the code in it and it'll try to resolve where
    each function is from so you can jump to it easily
    
    getting into a big existing project always sucks though and the only way
    to get better at it is to just keep trying to do it, even if you scrap
    everything or break something or whatever
    
    my personal projects are all like 1 or 2 source files, I hate splitting
    shit up ┐(´ω` )┌
    
    tracking them down isn't too hard, what is annoying is when there's a gazillion objects
      or structs or whatever that contain each other, i quickly find myself overwhelmed and can't see
      what does what anymore ヽ(´ー`)ノ
      

 [Date updated: 2024/05/21(Tue) 01:05:34]
 Alright, but train-man better post his train. This is all I found just from yesterday
 https://web.archive.org/web/20030425135633/http://hanahalu.cool.ne.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040603204020/http://www.cronos.ne.jp/~sumitan/oeb9.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20031009191958/http://pink.sakura.ne.jp/~eau-rouge/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20030409200746/http://www.bupo.jp/ishikei/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040408110820fw_/http://www.fx.sakura.ne.jp/~ser/adult.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040606070022/http://www11.plala.or.jp/norahiguma/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20051227082127/http://bloomer.jp/sun/gall.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20031212030305/http://tukiama.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040605222510/http://www5d.biglobe.ne.jp/~yomogi/dw/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040205042405fw_/http://www5d.biglobe.ne.jp/~yomogi/dw/dwgallery/gallery.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20050430063500/http://rooftop.x0.com/oldpic/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040610012754/http://www2.odn.ne.jp/~crepe/contents.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041001032643/http://homepage1.nifty.com/sitimenchou/main.htm
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040810101618/http://www.may.sakura.ne.jp/~okumiya/index.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040805073855/http://www012.upp.so-net.ne.jp/abura-ya/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041012020613/http://www16.ocn.ne.jp/~wanton/index2.html
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041123172725/http://triple.sakura.ne.jp/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20041014202352/http://www.geocities.jp/ek9vtecsir/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040409210409/http://www.ykp2.com/
 https://web.archive.org/web/20040804075823/http://www.dec.sakura.ne.jp/~gambler/index2.shtml
 
 what an absolute bounty ヽ(´∇`)ノ
   thanks!
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 22:49:03]
 it's monday... ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 15:54:32]
 it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
 JS browser
 at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
 static pages
 
 I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
 use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
 when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
 since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
 than pure text lol
 
 JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
  everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
  it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー`)ノ
  15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful
  
  a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX 
   page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost 
   cause by 2014)
   quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able 
   to browse and interact with them
   it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work
   
   There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
    
    I don't miss that one bit. (´¬`)
     I miss Flash for a fair few reasons (the web animation scene completely 
     changed after it died out as a commonly used tool, same with web games), 
     but all-Flash sites were a pain-in-the-ass.
     
     You couldn't bookmark parts of it, you couldn't hit the back button, you 
     couldn't save shit from it, you had to wait for the (often slow) 
     animations, and in the mid-00s I still had dialup so I'd have to wait 
     ages for the site to load (by 09, I definitely had DSL).
     
     I remember I wanted to show a friend the Gorillaz website (phase 1 era), 
      but his internet sucked so hard that we went off to do something else 
      while it loaded... only for it to still be loading when we returned liek 
      30 mins later. Eventually we gave up (´∇`)
      
      Back in those days, I'd load a bunch of pages at once, go eat or watch 
        TV, then come back to see which ones loaded. My family had a second 
        phone line for Internet (it was supposed to be just a second line, but 
        it ended up being dominated by Internet use), so I could leave it just 
        running like that.
        
        if something still hadn't loaded, usually by the time you were done with 
        one of the other pages, it would have
        

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:58:26]
 I'm gonna kinkshame everyone in internet who are into mpreg and no one can't stop me.
  
  ...and kinkshaming myself for everything.
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:40:00]
 seems oekaki.pl is kill, redirects to their deviantart page
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 01:16:12]
 amybody here havung sex??
  serious question. (゚ー゚)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/20(Mon) 00:54:49]
 https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=71
  is this okay? (´¬`)
  

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 03:04:41]
 I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
 must be destroyed (;´Д`)
 
 (゚ー゚) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
 ││
 │└They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
 │ │wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)
 │ │
 │ └I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz, 
    but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert 
    to X" buttan (;´Д`)
    
 there are severe design flaws (lol submodules should be infinitely less
   awkward to deal with than they are), but I can safely state that Git has
   been a net benefit overall to Mankind as a whole
   
   but we really do need a new VCS to arrive with the lessons learned from
   Git
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:08:32]
 3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention
 
 Goat-c
   
   https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:07:39]
 under the post form, you see this line...
 ...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;゚Д゚)
 
 It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many 
   simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value
   
   I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less 
   likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the 
   cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)
   

 [Date updated: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:08:49]
 That's great news!
  

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