◆ [Date updated: 2023/05/05(Fri) 06:50:29]
■I really FUCKING HATE my nipples SO MUCH.
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└■When I was younger, I used to like touching my nipples a lot. It became
│sort of an addiction.
│My sister took great umbrage with this fact. Many times she would ambush
│me, ripping off my bedcovers to find me touching my nipples, and she
│would cry, "You stop that!!!" ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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└■your sister was smart. she was trying to keep you from becoming gay.
│(´ー`)
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└■Actually, she was trying to prevent him from growing a pair of manboobs. Science shows that one in five adolescent boys develop breasts from touching their nipples. (゚ー゚)
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└■H-huh?? (;゚∀゚)
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└■It all makes sense now doesn't it, man boob-anon? (´人`)
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└■I- I mean my nipples are itchy every morning, that's why I hate it ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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└■Must be infected. You should see a doctor. Or maybe a masseuse...
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