> Just pulled off three great little scams today. > 1.At school I borrowed a guitar. When I was tuning it the thinnest > E-string suddenly broke, near the top. I figured I was screwed, since > every time you break a bit of equipment you have to pay for it, but I > loaded a bunch of leftover string into the hole where the bridge pin > goes so the string was long enough for me to loop it thru the string > post. I was able to return it to the music room without anyone noticing. > 2. After leaving school I decided to get some lunch. The place I usually > go for lunch has this faggy thing where if you're taking their stuff out > you have to pay extra for ketchup. (they give you a bunch of those > little packets.) I noticed it was rush hour, and the cooks and servers > were all distracted trying to keep up. I never paid for any ketchup, but > after I got my order I said, 'Hey, what about my ketchup?' and the guy > was so distracted he gave me some without thinking about it. > 3. I took the bus home, and this guy came around collecting fare. I > rarely carry cash, so I gave him my cellphone so we could do a mobile > money transfer. he keyed everything in and I made a show of completing > the process, but as soon as he left I cancelled the transaction, and > thus, I got to ride the bus for free. > LOLLLL (´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ I sense the beginnings of a wealthy man ヽ(´ー`)ノ Reference: 2023/06/29(Thu) 11:58:07
Just pulled off three great little scams today. 1.At school I borrowed a guitar. When I was tuning it the thinnest E-string suddenly broke, near the top. I figured I was screwed, since every time you break a bit of equipment you have to pay for it, but I loaded a bunch of leftover string into the hole where the bridge pin goes so the string was long enough for me to loop it thru the string post. I was able to return it to the music room without anyone noticing. 2. After leaving school I decided to get some lunch. The place I usually go for lunch has this faggy thing where if you're taking their stuff out you have to pay extra for ketchup. (they give you a bunch of those little packets.) I noticed it was rush hour, and the cooks and servers were all distracted trying to keep up. I never paid for any ketchup, but after I got my order I said, 'Hey, what about my ketchup?' and the guy was so distracted he gave me some without thinking about it. 3. I took the bus home, and this guy came around collecting fare. I rarely carry cash, so I gave him my cellphone so we could do a mobile money transfer. he keyed everything in and I made a show of completing the process, but as soon as he left I cancelled the transaction, and thus, I got to ride the bus for free. LOLLLL (´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ