I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
What a
retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...