◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 19:28:20]
■I'm so greasy right now. I should take a shower, but I'm so lazy right
│now.
│
│to live in a strange world as a creature of flesh and blood and bone and
│GREASE... (´π`)
│what a life
│
│...maybe I should take a shower though. (;゚∇゚)
│
├■Can I lick the grease off your shiny bald head? (´∇`)
││
│└■it's actually a VERY hairy head! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
├■I have escaped from the land of「GREASE」and have taken refuge in the land
││of Running Waters.
││I am no longer a prisoner to the muck, to the yuck, to the stick, to the
││grime!
││I am a human being once more! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
││
││...but the power of the GREASE will always follow me...
││I must keep running, I must not give in...!
││-=≡Ξヽ(;´Д`)ノ
││
│├■The temptations of GREASE beckon you to come forward... Ah, can you see
│││it? The dreams of GREASE dancing before you... the musky odor of a girl
│││who hath not taketh a shower in long time... her armpits and tummy salty
│││with oils... dried sweat glued to her skin... Why must you forsake
│││GREASE so? We only wish to show you the GREASY light... (´¬`)
│││
││├■I want to fill my mouth and nostrils with a nasty girls unkept, moisty armpit
│││ hair and suck all musky dirt away (´-`)
│││
││└■I... I must resist... but it's so alluring...
││
││ Just imagine though... bringing said GREASY girl into the shower with you...
││ watching the filth be washed away, smelling the change in her scent...
││ ヽ(*´¬`*)ノ
││
│└■So you took a SHOWER!?!? Traitor!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│ │
│ └■Even if I must run... even if I must fight... even if my battle is without limit
│ or end...
│ I will not be a prisoner of GREASE!
│
│ ...and yes, I did. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│ It feels great! May the blessings of Running Water and pleasant Soap be upon ye
│ who are greasy!
│
└■After a while, you get used to it and teh grease stops bothering you ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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