◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:06:46]
■I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
│Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done...
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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└■I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet
│instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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└■That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it
│from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then
│just flush it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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│I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was
│doing something else on PC (;´Д`)
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└■THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;゚Д゚)
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└■I can only hope some weird organization out there won't make millions of
│clones of me and let them loose near my house for lols (;´Д`)
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└■It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
│And they're all lolis made from your DNA! (`∇´)
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└■I propose an alternative narritive! The semen tissue simply gained
│conciousness! all the cum particles came together to form one being, and
│now it has escaped into the world...
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├■(*'ー')> > It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
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│ (`∇´)ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノΣ(゚д゚|||)
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└■this is exactly why you should always thank your cum for making you feel good ヽ(`Д´)ノ
│if it ever gains sentience it will spare you from the human extermination
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└■Fuck... What if all the semen I flushed down to sewers are still alive
│and plotting against me for revenge? (;゚∇゚)
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└■Or maybe it just wants to find its way back home and reunite with its
│father in harmony? Would you accept your semen child with open arms?
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└■what if he is just pretending to get close to me and kill all my loved ones?!
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