◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/26(Wed) 19:28:20]
　■I'm so greasy right now. I should take a shower, but I'm so lazy right 
　│now.
　│
　│to live in a strange world as a creature of flesh and blood and bone and 
　│GREASE... (´π｀)
　│what a life
　│
　│...maybe I should take a shower though. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
　│
　├■Can I lick the grease off your shiny bald head? (´∇`)
　││
　│└■it's actually a VERY hairy head! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
　│　　
　├■I have escaped from the land of「GREASE」and have taken refuge in the land 
　││of Running Waters.
　││I am no longer a prisoner to the muck, to the yuck, to the stick, to the 
　││grime!
　││I am a human being once more! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
　││
　││...but the power of the GREASE will always follow me...
　││I must keep running, I must not give in...!
　││-=≡Ξヽ(;´Д`)ノ
　││
　│├■The temptations of GREASE beckon you to come forward... Ah, can you see
　│││it? The dreams of GREASE dancing before you... the musky odor of a girl
　│││who hath not taketh a shower in long time... her armpits and tummy salty
　│││with oils... dried sweat glued to her skin... Why must you forsake
　│││GREASE so? We only wish to show you the GREASY light... (´￢`)
　│││
　││├■I want to fill my mouth and nostrils with a nasty girls unkept, moisty armpit
　│││　hair and suck all musky dirt away (´-｀)
　│││　
　││└■I... I must resist... but it's so alluring...
　││　　
　││　　Just imagine though... bringing said GREASY girl into the shower with you...
　││　　watching the filth be washed away, smelling the change in her scent...
　││　　ヽ(*´￢`*)ノ
　││　　
　│└■So you took a SHOWER!?!? Traitor!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
　│　│
　│　└■Even if I must run... even if I must fight... even if my battle is without limit
　│　　　or end...
　│　　　I will not be a prisoner of GREASE!
　│　　　
　│　　　...and yes, I did. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
　│　　　It feels great! May the blessings of Running Water and pleasant Soap be upon ye
　│　　　who are greasy!
　│　　　
　└■After a while, you get used to it and teh grease stops bothering you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ