◆ [Date updated: 2023/05/04(Thu) 02:00:43]
■would you rather have sex0rz with a slime girl or become a slime guy yourself?
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├■i become slime and tentacle raep japanese schoolgirls like my favorite
│ hentai ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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└■Sex0rz with slime girl. Slime pen0r is useless!!!
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└■But couldn't you use your slime pen0r to make any kind of pen0rz?
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├■Any kind of slime pen0r will just squish and squash, for slime cannot
││be hard (;´Д`)
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│└■This is why you should have oobleck penis. Your penis will be solid as
│ │long as the sex is hard and fast.ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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│ └■Non-Newtonian penis!!!? Σ(;゚Д゚)
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└■It would still be like jello either way.
Actually screwing a slime girl would probably feel like sticking your
dick in a tub of jello too... (・∀・)
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