◆ [Date updated: 2022/10/08(Sat) 17:29:59]
■(´ー`) Do you think Jesus ever got laid? (´ー`)
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├■User: lg
││Hmm.. I dont really think jesus did "mortal" things like sex (^Д^)
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│└■If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that
│ │God wasn't able to fully incarnate into a mortal being. Therefore, if
│ │we want to truly respect the doctrine of the Incarnation, we should fap
│ │to hawt hentai comics representing Jesus geting laid (´人`).
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│ └■Jesus was a sex icon. Even 2000 years after his death, there are groups of
│ │women who devote themselves to him, worship nude depictions of him, and vow
│ │to keep their virginities intact for him! (´人`)
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│ └■ヽ(´ー`)ノ> > If Jesus wasn't able to do "mortal things like sex", then it means that
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│ │Yes, nuns do that. But have you forgotten about the existence of monks? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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│ └■Even men cannot resist the allure of Jesus H Christ! (´人`)
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├■No, because I'm not an imbecile protestant
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└■I imagine he got sum sweet biblical poontang ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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