◆ [Date updated: 2021/05/13(Thu) 03:54:21]
■User: Segata Sanshiro
│Oh hey, I heard you're a (echo effect) "GAMER"
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│but you don't have a sega saturn?
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│have you not seen its great library of "hidden gems"?
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│girls look at you and laugh, saying, "he hasn't played 10-player bomberman"
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│The Saturn has:
│Bomberman
│Shoot em ups
│Uh.. Clockwork Knight
│The other NiGHT
│Bug!
│A lot of stupid games you'll never play because you never learned Japanese when you had the chance 10 years ago
│Sonic 3D Blast
│That one Pinball game with the John Petrucci soundtrack
│Lunar (it just got an english fantranslation)
│Legend of Heroes: Prophecy of the Moonlight Witch
│Albert Odyssey
│Dragon Force
│CROC
│Spot goes to hollywood!
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│It's the best 2D console ever. You wouldn't be seen dead without one in your collection.
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│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNEe04UwJ6Q
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│PLAY SEGA SATURN! THIS IS AN ORDER! Those without saturns die!
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└■User: Segata Sanshiro
│Bumping because you retards aren't playing sega saturn.
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│what the fuck are you waiting for?
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│https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313&_nkw=sega+saturn+tested+working&_sacat=0
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│go buy one right now.
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├■My apologies Mr. Segata Sanshiro-san, but the Segata Saturnus does not ignite any desire
││to own such a, excuse me, retarded piece of fucking junk, *ahem* in my humble heart.
││Anywho, I wish you a very good day my good sir.
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│└■User: Segata Sanshiro
│ https://youtu.be/Zh8cXfLJPaU
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│ Eat shit and die, you'll be seeing me shortly from a hospital bed.
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└■I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE, ALSO I PREFER PLAYSTATION LOL
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