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11732. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 00:09:44 
> i love yogurt! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

I ate around half a kilo today ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 19:27:05

11733. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 00:11:18 
> > nobody replied for a whole month... see, this is why heyuri is so dead now!!! (ノД`、)
> The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;゚Д゚)

I think Heyuri is a little more active now than it was a month ago ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 21:19:53

11734. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 05:08:25 
> > The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;゚Д゚)
> I think Heyuri is a little more active now than it was a month ago ヽ(´ー`)ノ

The prophecy has been reversed! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/01(Wed) 00:11:18

11735.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 22:16:56 
I hope those people who walked past me couldn't tell that I'm farming the smegma under my foreskin!

11736.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 23:01:58 
(゚血゚#)ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ('ー')

11737.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/01(Wed) 23:59:44 
FK MARIO KART I WON

11738. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/02(Thu) 02:56:56 
> (゚血゚#)ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ('ー')
(゚ー゚)
(´¬`)(`~´)(╬⊙Д⊙)ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/01(Wed) 23:01:58

11739. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/02(Thu) 12:24:47 
> > nobody replied for a whole month... see, this is why heyuri is so dead now!!! (ノД`、)
> The prophecy has been fulfilled! (;゚Д゚)

Must continue the tradition! (*'ー')

Reference: 2024/04/30(Tue) 21:19:53

11740.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/02(Thu) 23:26:52 
(;^Д^)fermunda farmer. got chiz like macaroni

11741.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/02(Thu) 23:30:46 
it feels good when people make fun of me because it drags me out of my schizo fantasy land. (´ー`)

11742. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 03:23:23 
> it feels good when people make fun of me because it drags me out of my schizo fantasy land. (´ー`)

same ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/02(Thu) 23:30:46

11743.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 07:27:12 
you are gay and stupid

11744.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 07:48:55 
i'm stoned

11745.    User: anthony   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 09:03:09 
(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)(ノД`、)ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡ hi gais

11746.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 12:42:28 
im going to kill myself!!! ^_^

11747.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 14:31:52 
heyri.net (´ー`)

11748.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 16:46:47 
i hope that motherfucker's lungs rupture
 i hope he gets raped, i hope he lives a miserable life,
 i hope he gets shanked, i hope he gets aids, 
i hope he becomes a husk of who he once was, 
i hope he gets smashed into bits

11749. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 17:49:24 
> i'm stoned
i'm pebble ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 07:48:55

11750.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 22:01:08 
<(⌒∇⌒ゞ)itsa goat see goat do world

11751. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 22:08:27 
> heyri.net (´ー`)

It's the plce to be! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 14:31:52

11752.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/03(Fri) 23:07:59 
moar like heyaoi cuz how gay it is

11753.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 00:54:41 
everything moe. meat processing plant moe. miscarriage moe. nazi moe. rapist moe.

11754.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:17:39 
i hope i die very soon and don't come back.

11755. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:24:23 
> moar like heyaoi cuz how gay it is

It's not called heYURI for nothing (゚ー`)

Reference: 2024/05/03(Fri) 23:07:59

11756. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:25:42 
> i hope i die very soon and don't come back.
see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:17:39

11757. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 17:36:34 
> > i hope i die very soon and don't come back.
> see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd...

Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 01:25:42

11758.    User: Time   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 18:18:36 
dfskm ヽ(´ー`)ノ

11759.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 21:19:40 
im boulder
>im pebble
>im stone

11760. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/04(Sat) 22:44:03 
> > see ya back here tomorrow! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd...

Keep trying, eventually you will reincarnate as a loli

Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 17:36:34

11761. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/05(Sun) 00:02:21 
> > I died and I came back to life as a fat nerd...
> Keep trying, eventually you will reincarnate as a loli
oh, to be reincarnated as a pair of underwear so i can hug a cute girl's butt and manko all day... (´ー`)

Reference: 2024/05/04(Sat) 22:44:03

11762.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/05(Sun) 01:20:35 
be careful you could reincarnate as male underwear also at the flip of a coin

11763. ( ´ω`)   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/05(Sun) 01:50:14 
( ´ω`)

11765. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/05(Sun) 05:16:56 
> be careful you could reincarnate as male underwear also at the flip of a coin

I hope to be a depresed 29 year old office worker's boxer briefs some day. ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2024/05/05(Sun) 01:20:35

11766. ( ´ω`)   User: ( ´ω`)   Post date: 2024/05/05(Sun) 16:25:22 

11767. >( ´ω`)   User: ( ´ω`)   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 17:10:25 
> > ( ´ω`)
> ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2024/05/05(Sun) 16:25:22

11768.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 17:50:33 
How come lounge always has a large number of unique users? (´-`)

11769. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 18:31:01 
> How come lounge always has a large number of unique users? (´-`)
woah, i never noticed... /b/ barely gets past 10 users every 10 minutes, but lounge gets 30?! Σ(;゚Д゚)

Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 17:50:33

11770.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 20:46:10 
showing unique numbers to users was a mistake

11771. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 21:01:00 
> showing unique numbers to users was a mistake

I don't think so

Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 20:46:10

11772.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 22:52:37 
i feel sick... (;´Д`)

11773. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/06(Mon) 23:38:29 
> i feel sick... (;´Д`)

I too feel sick (TДT)

Reference: 2024/05/06(Mon) 22:52:37

11774.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/07(Tue) 17:32:08 
...i don't feel sick anymore! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

11775. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/07(Tue) 17:47:08 
> ...i don't feel sick anymore! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

w00t! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/07(Tue) 17:32:08

11776.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/08(Wed) 12:29:14 
Gesu (´ー`)

11777.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/08(Wed) 18:25:02 
Pesu (´π`)

11778.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 03:58:31 
Nesu (´人`)

11779.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 11:00:18 
besu!ヽ(´ー`)ノ

11780.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 14:57:40 
Lesu ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ

11781.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 17:28:15 
...DE-- ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ

11782. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 18:51:05 
> ...DE-- ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ
hey, get back here! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/09(Thu) 17:28:15

11783.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/09(Thu) 20:43:36 
--SU... ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3

11784.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/10(Fri) 00:24:50 
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[email protected]
Cli-CLI ~ url
[[]]onclick="insertThisInThere('ヽ(´ー`)ノ','contents1')"

11785.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/10(Fri) 16:46:29 
mesu..? (;^Д^)

11786.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/10(Fri) 17:16:22 
Hello! (*'ー')

Sent from my HeyuriPhone

11787.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/11(Sat) 11:50:15 
fuck you (`ー´)
Sent from my IruyehPhone

11788.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/11(Sat) 12:01:20 
Sick ass bass playing (゚∇゚)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM-s8nrUNhY

11789.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/12(Sun) 09:08:32 
desu desu
sent from my heyaoi fone

11790.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:15:24 
happy mother's day! did you all thank your mama's for putting up with your retardation? (^Д^)

11791.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:34:42 
If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
ヽ(`∇´)ノ

11792.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/12(Sun) 20:36:36 
another female heyurian?! Σ(;゚∇゚) but also, same... i would mindbreak hundreds of men with the power of my futa penis and turn them into obedient onahole slaves. ヽ(´ー`)ノ

11793.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 00:57:15 
Femdom World

  (*'-')
((  (ヽ(  (´Д`) aha~n
   >> >> ヽヽ

11794.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:37:50 
What a strange world we live in

11795.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:37:55 
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┃♜│♞│♝│♛│♚│♝│♞│♜┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃♟│♟│♟│♟│♟│♟│♟│♟┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃  │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃  │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃  │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃
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┃  │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃♙│♙│♙│♙│♙│♙│♙│♙┃
┠─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┨
┃♖│♘│♗│♕│♔│♗│♘│♖┃
┗━┷━┷━┷━┷━┷━┷━┷━┛

11796.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 03:40:03 
alright wiminz, how do i grow massive titz?

11797. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:10:21 
> If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
> ヽ(`∇´)ノ

I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.

Reference: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:34:42

11798.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:37:59 
AMERICA YA!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

11799. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:47:32 

11800. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 05:27:39 
> happy mother's day! did you all thank your mama's for putting up with your retardation? (^Д^)

Yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/12(Sun) 17:15:24

11801. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:05:01 
> > If I had a penis, I would shove it to a guy's butthole (with consent) and filling it until completely bloated, so I can hear his belly sloshing and whimpers/moaning helplessly
> > ヽ(`∇´)ノ
> I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.

You must write MOAR

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 04:10:21

11802. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:19:50 
> > I don't remember I wrote this I'm going to kill myself immediately.
> You must write MOAR

NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:05:01

11803. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:28:02 
> > You must write MOAR
> NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)

But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:19:50

11804. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:33:06 
> > NUH-UH I've regret it (;´Д`)
> But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
> fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:28:02

11805.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 07:22:12 
I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
must be destroyed (;´Д`)

11806. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 12:53:56 
> > But I want to hear about MOAR! You must write MOAR about how you will
> > fill my stomach with your cum! DO IT NAO!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ

...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (゚ー゚)

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 06:33:06

11807. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 17:14:49 
> > I would rather commit seppuku than wrote another shit like that man leave me alone ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (゚ー゚)

girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ー')

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 12:53:56

11808. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/13(Mon) 19:30:21 
> I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
> must be destroyed (;´Д`)

(゚ー゚) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 07:22:12

11809. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:16:53 
> > I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
> > must be destroyed (;´Д`)
> (゚ー゚) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?

They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 19:30:21

11810.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:26:45 
they git our gets and thats no fun

11811.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:22:17 
 _     _
 (<    >)
 \\9 9// 
 < _蟹_ >
 ////   ヘヘヘヘ  

11812.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:23:25 
HE HAS NO MITTENS!
 _     _
 (<     >)
 \\(´ω`)// 
 < _蟹_ >
 ////   ヘヘヘヘ  

11813.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 04:28:54 

11814. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 08:14:51 
> > ...You could write an erotic tale of committing seppuku too (゚ー゚)
> girl anon, show us your fanfic glory! or not..but it would be nice to read your fanfiction! (*'ー')

Bold of you to assume I made an erotic fanfic?? (`Д´)

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 17:14:49

11815.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 11:17:19 
gay erotic fanfic*

11816. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 15:26:05 
> > (゚ー゚) what are git and github doing that holds back humanity...?
> They're needlessly complicated and troublesome for what is effectively a
> wiki with a download/sync function. Git and Github UZEE (;´Д`)

I don't think it's that complicated for actual devs who know their bsnz, 
but github (web interface) lacks a very impr0tant git feature, a "revert 
to X" buttan (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 00:16:53

11817.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 15:29:38 
I mostly don't liek JS(?)-based "loadings" without the URL changing or a 
new HTML page loading (´Д`)

11818.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 20:05:08 
ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3
"i love you nigger-sama               "oooga-booga wooga wung
cmhere brother i want                  i needz du nut in azzho
cum in my asshole now~"                n shiiiii"

11819.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/14(Tue) 21:40:00 
i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
(´ー`)

11820.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/15(Wed) 16:12:37 
here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (`ー´)
print("Hello, Strange World!")

11821. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/15(Wed) 20:43:48 
> here's a little taste of my expansive coding prowess. (`ー´)
> print("Hello, Strange World!")

very leet, but I think u forgot something (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/15(Wed) 16:12:37

11822. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/15(Wed) 22:38:43 
ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ                       ε≡Ξヽ(´Д`;)ノ
"I love you, Bloke-kun!                 "By God, chap, what
Come hither, I desire                    has gotten into you?!
your semen in my anus!"                  keep your dastardly erection
                                         away from me!"

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 20:05:08

11824.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/16(Thu) 16:07:32 
10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN

11825. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/16(Thu) 17:31:41 
> 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
> 20 GOTO 10
> 30 RUN

this was for the commodore correct?

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 16:07:32

11826. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:24:05 
> > 10 PRINT "WHAT AN AYASHII WARUDO WE LIVE IN"
> > 20 GOTO 10
> > 30 RUN
> this was for the commodore correct?

It's Basic, which is supported by a lot of old computers

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 17:31:41

11827.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:48:26 
oh my god,.. it's thrusday! (^∀^)

11828. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 02:22:58 
> oh my god,.. it's thrusday! (^∀^)
it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/16(Thu) 19:48:26

11829. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 04:21:58 
> > oh my god,.. it's thrusday! (^∀^)
> it's actually spelled "turhsday." (;´Д`)

Moar liek "turdsday"! Ha! (´∇`)σ

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 02:22:58

11830. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 06:42:32 
> gay erotic fanfic*

Whatever-
Yaoi, Yuri, or hetero erotic fanfic, I don't make any of those ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 11:17:19

11831.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 12:47:15 
https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos

i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ


https://youtu.be/TDNUmbH93Rk?si=SM4-vpQqMUtU47Fo

11832. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 17:22:03 
> https://www.youtube.com/@cosplaych_1/videos
> i don't understand youtuve allow these kind of videos! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ

i once saw JAV being streamed on youtube (´ー`)
the title was plainly "[Japanese porn] - schoolgirl fucked hard" or something along those lines
it's incredible the youtube bot didn't catch it immediately, assuming there is a bot that does that
anyway

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 12:47:15

11833.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 18:11:22 

11834. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 19:38:46 
> What about THAT: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=cuzTDh2hZ3I
> (´ー`)

these videos have been up for 5 months O_O

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 18:11:22

11835.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 20:28:12 
(;゚Д゚)SPICYYYYYY!!!!!! (╬⊙Д⊙)

I just had some crazy hot Indian food (;゚Д゚)(;´Д`)

11836.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/17(Fri) 22:18:26 
I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)

11837. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 11:52:58 
> I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)

i never had this issue how ass burning.
i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(゚~゚)┌

Reference: 2024/05/17(Fri) 22:18:26

11838. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:03:23 
> > I liek spicy food, but they make pooping sessions a torture (;`-´)
> i never had this issue how ass burning.
> i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(゚~゚)┌

Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic 
thing (;゚∇゚)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 11:52:58

11839. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:05:05 
> > i never had this issue how ass burning.
> > i eat a lot of spicy food! ┐(゚~゚)┌
> Me neither - I've always wondered if spicy p00ps are sum kinda genetic 
> thing (;゚∇゚)
might be to that they are not used to eating things that BURN
as much as you still being a virgin! (^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 13:03:23

11840.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 17:34:25 
Piss smelling like asparagus after eating asparagus is a genetic trait, so ass-blazes after spicy food could be genetic too

11841.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:07:39 
God is real. Jesus is God's human identity! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

11842.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 22:08:49 
That's great news!

11843.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:05:06 
under the post form, you see this line...
>Page views since 2021/03/29: 656,743 (bulletproof level: 3)  Current participants: 3 users (within 300 seconds)  Max posts saved: 5000 posts
...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;゚Д゚)

11844.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:15:02 
3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention

11845. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:07:39 
> under the post form, you see this line...
> >Page views since 2021/03/29: 656,743 (bulletproof level: 3)  Current participants: 3 users (within 300 seconds)  Max posts saved: 5000 posts
> ...what does bulletproof level mean? Σ(;゚Д゚)

It's to do with the page view counter - the "level" relates to how many 
simultaneous files are being used to store the counter's value

I think the idea is that when activity is high, the counter is less 
likely to drift away from the true value if more files are used (at the 
cost of performance)... but I'm not 100% sure (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:05:06

11846. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 00:08:32 
> 3 goats walk into a yaoi cafe. goat-a goat-b and goat-c, which one gets the most attention

Goat-c

https://cgi.heyuri.net/goatse/

Reference: 2024/05/18(Sat) 23:15:02

11847. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 03:04:41 
> I have determined that for us to progress as a species, Git and Github 
> must be destroyed (;´Д`)

there are severe design flaws (lol submodules should be infinitely less
awkward to deal with than they are), but I can safely state that Git has
been a net benefit overall to Mankind as a whole

but we really do need a new VCS to arrive with the lessons learned from
Git

Reference: 2024/05/13(Mon) 07:22:12

11848.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 05:13:06 
it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
JS browser
at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
static pages

I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
than pure text lol

11849. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 13:00:34 
> it's kind of messed up how this is like the one site I can use in a non
> JS browser
> at least, the one interactive website, everything else that works is
> static pages
> I'm posting from Links in the terminal. I used to be able to actually
> use Links as a "real" browser across the internet 15 years ago. Hell,
> when I was on a cruise a while back, using Links was basically required
> since the at-sea internet connection just couldn't handle anything more
> than pure text lol

JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー`)ノ
15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful

Reference: 2024/05/19(Sun) 05:13:06

11850. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 18:05:52 
> JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
> everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
> it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー`)ノ
> 15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful

a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX 
page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost 
cause by 2014)
quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able 
to browse and interact with them
it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work

Reference: 2024/05/19(Sun) 13:00:34

11851. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/19(Sun) 18:30:24 
> > JS can be handy; it's used for a number of things on the main site, but
> > everything can work fine without it. Sites shouldn't require JS to work,
> > it should be an extra like on Heyuri ヽ(´ー`)ノ
> > 15 years ago was 2009, still too late for terminal browsers to be useful
> a ton of stuff didn't need JS to merely load at all in 2009, since AJAX 
> page loading hadn't taken over the world yet (I'd say it was a lost 
> cause by 2014)
> quite a few sites would be broken to an extent, but you'd still be able 
> to browse and interact with them
> it wouldn't be a daily drive browser, but it would work

There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/19(Sun) 18:05:52

11852.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 00:54:49 

11853.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 01:16:12 
amybody here havung sex??
serious question. (゚ー゚)

11854. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 02:03:22 
> There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
I don't miss that one bit. (´¬`)
I miss Flash for a fair few reasons (the web animation scene completely 
changed after it died out as a commonly used tool, same with web games), 
but all-Flash sites were a pain-in-the-ass.

You couldn't bookmark parts of it, you couldn't hit the back button, you 
couldn't save shit from it, you had to wait for the (often slow) 
animations, and in the mid-00s I still had dialup so I'd have to wait 
ages for the site to load (by 09, I definitely had DSL).

Reference: 2024/05/19(Sun) 18:30:24

11855. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 07:03:54 
> > There was an era where many sites were entirely contained within Flash (;^Д^)
> I don't miss that one bit. (´¬`)
> I miss Flash for a fair few reasons (the web animation scene completely 
> changed after it died out as a commonly used tool, same with web games), 
> but all-Flash sites were a pain-in-the-ass.
> You couldn't bookmark parts of it, you couldn't hit the back button, you 
> couldn't save shit from it, you had to wait for the (often slow) 
> animations, and in the mid-00s I still had dialup so I'd have to wait 
> ages for the site to load (by 09, I definitely had DSL).

I remember I wanted to show a friend the Gorillaz website (phase 1 era), 
but his internet sucked so hard that we went off to do something else 
while it loaded... only for it to still be loading when we returned liek 
30 mins later. Eventually we gave up (´∇`)

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 02:03:22

11856.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:40:00 
seems oekaki.pl is kill, redirects to their deviantart page

11857.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 12:58:26 
I'm gonna kinkshame everyone in internet who are into mpreg and no one can't stop me.

...and kinkshaming myself for everything.

11858. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 15:54:32 
> I remember I wanted to show a friend the Gorillaz website (phase 1 era), 
> but his internet sucked so hard that we went off to do something else 
> while it loaded... only for it to still be loading when we returned liek 
> 30 mins later. Eventually we gave up (´∇`)

Back in those days, I'd load a bunch of pages at once, go eat or watch 
TV, then come back to see which ones loaded. My family had a second 
phone line for Internet (it was supposed to be just a second line, but 
it ended up being dominated by Internet use), so I could leave it just 
running like that.

if something still hadn't loaded, usually by the time you were done with 
one of the other pages, it would have

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 07:03:54

11859. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 16:58:04 
> i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
> (´ー`)
run it in a debugger and single step through it
failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem 
like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and 
see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
VERY brute force, but it should work

failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/14(Tue) 21:40:00

11860. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 17:31:55 
> > i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
> > (´ー`)
> run it in a debugger and single step through it
> failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem 
> like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and 
> see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
> VERY brute force, but it should work
> failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Not him, but I don't understand debugging tools. They feel more 
difficult to figure out than the thing I'm trying to figure out most of 
the time (;゚∇゚)

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 16:58:04

11861. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 18:37:43 
> > i want to contribute to code but i cant find the main function
> > (´ー`)
> run it in a debugger and single step through it
> failing that, edit every function (or at least, all the ones that seem 
> like they could be the main one) to output its name to the console and 
> see which one comes up first ( ´ω`)
> VERY brute force, but it should work
> failing that, ask the author lol ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ok i lied, i meant to say i want to contribute to code but i don't have the skills to do so
i had once made a program that finds every line that contains "int main()" among all the files
of a directory only to realize that to understand what every class worked i had to trace back
a dozen header files (ρ_;)

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 16:58:04

11862. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 19:12:25 
> ok i lied, i meant to say i want to contribute to code but i don't have the skills to do so
> i had once made a program that finds every line that contains "int main()" among all the files
> of a directory only to realize that to understand what every class worked i had to trace back
> a dozen header files (ρ_;)

things like that, you want to edit in something like Visual Studio Code
you open the folder with the code in it and it'll try to resolve where
each function is from so you can jump to it easily

getting into a big existing project always sucks though and the only way
to get better at it is to just keep trying to do it, even if you scrap
everything or break something or whatever

my personal projects are all like 1 or 2 source files, I hate splitting
shit up ┐(´ω` )┌

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 18:37:43

11863.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/20(Mon) 22:49:03 
it's monday... ヽ(´Д`;)ノΞ≡3

11864. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/21(Tue) 01:05:34 
> Alright, but train-man better post his train. This is all I found just from yesterday
what an absolute bounty ヽ(´∇`)ノ
thanks!

Reference: 2024/04/02(Tue) 23:15:28

11865. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/21(Tue) 12:36:50 
> things like that, you want to edit in something like Visual Studio Code
> you open the folder with the code in it and it'll try to resolve where
> each function is from so you can jump to it easily
> getting into a big existing project always sucks though and the only way
> to get better at it is to just keep trying to do it, even if you scrap
> everything or break something or whatever
> my personal projects are all like 1 or 2 source files, I hate splitting
> shit up ┐(´ω` )┌

tracking them down isn't too hard, what is annoying is when there's a gazillion objects
or structs or whatever that contain each other, i quickly find myself overwhelmed and can't see
what does what anymore ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/20(Mon) 19:12:25

11866.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/22(Wed) 16:31:01 
peniss

11867. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/22(Wed) 20:14:45 
> peniss


   イ 
   ク
   ゥ
   ゥ
   ゥ
  /○\
  □□□
  □□□
  △▽△
  □□□
  □□□    ペニス?w
  □□□    ピネス?ww
  □□□    PENIS♂♂♂だ!
/□□∨□□\
□□□□□□□
\□□∧□□/

hah, penis ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/22(Wed) 16:31:01

11868.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/22(Wed) 20:52:21 
…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_
………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„
…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\
…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|
……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |
………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'|
……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :|
……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : |
……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :|
……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /
….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'
….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|
…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|
../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|
./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'|
'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|
'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|
'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|
'| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . |
| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|
| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|
| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|
u call that a peñis?

11869. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/22(Wed) 21:05:57 
> u call that a peñis?
that PENIS is too large to fit in anything, let alone anyone... (;゚Д゚)

Reference: 2024/05/22(Wed) 20:52:21

11870.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/22(Wed) 23:04:05 
…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_
………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„
…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\
…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|
……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |
………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'|
……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :|
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……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /
….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'
….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|
…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|
../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|
./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'|
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'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|
'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|
'| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . |
| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|
| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|
| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|
'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|
'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|
.`, . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . .  .'|
...| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . .  .'/
.....| . . . . . \„_^- „ . . .'/
......| . . . . . \ . . ... .|
..........| . . . . . . . ./
..........`| . /. . . .. ./
...............| . .. ./
.................| . //
...................| /
................(´|/∇`)                   (゚Д゚;)

11871. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 09:47:53 
I-incredible... (゚Д゚)

Reference: 2024/05/22(Wed) 23:04:05

11872.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 15:15:46 
I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web 
where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ー')

11873. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 15:35:14 
> I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web 
> where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ー')
it's possible, especially nowadays
Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII 
range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them 
now, and everything is UTF-8.
I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol 
because of those limitations

Reference: 2024/05/23(Thu) 15:15:46

11874.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 21:43:30 
ur such a neet hiki otaku

11875. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 23:36:00 
> > I wonder if there is any other place than Heyuri in the western web 
> > where people frequently use Japanese kaomoji (*'ー')
> it's possible, especially nowadays
> Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
> They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII 
> range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them 
> now, and everything is UTF-8.
> I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol 
> because of those limitations

A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/23(Thu) 15:35:14

11876. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/23(Thu) 23:39:07 
> > it's possible, especially nowadays
> > Windows has a built in list accessible via Win+. (Win+period).
> > They used to be hard to type (and way outside the standard low-ASCII 
> > range used on the English speaking web, but it's much easier to use them 
> > now, and everything is UTF-8.
> > I remember when the closest you'd see was like (^_^;) or something lol 
> > because of those limitations
> A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
> use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)

I've heard that you can tell the difference between a JK and an ojisan 
pretending to be a JK by their choice of kaomoji, as some are considered 
old-fashioned (;゚∇゚)

Reference: 2024/05/23(Thu) 23:36:00

11877.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/24(Fri) 01:30:39 
I don't think there's anything left in the world that's good ( ´ω`)

11878. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/24(Fri) 02:48:15 
> I don't think there's anything left in the world that's good ( ´ω`)
what about chocolate cake? ('ー')

Reference: 2024/05/24(Fri) 01:30:39

11879. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/24(Fri) 08:03:23 
> A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
> use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)

Yeah... `(*>﹏<*)′

they render surprisingly well in this font (✿◡‿◡)

Reference: 2024/05/23(Thu) 23:36:00

11880. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/24(Fri) 16:07:04 
> > A lot of kaomoji in Win+. look too "cutesy" for Heyuri. Maybe a JK could
> > use them in her internet blog at most (;^Д^)
> I've heard that you can tell the difference between a JK and an ojisan 
> pretending to be a JK by their choice of kaomoji, as some are considered 
> old-fashioned (;゚∇゚)

It's true! I think I made a thread about that on Heyuri before too
https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/1032

Reference: 2024/05/23(Thu) 23:39:07

11881.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:15:18 
How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something 
new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌

I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably 
seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).

11882. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:36:01 
> How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
> I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something 
> new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
> I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably 
> seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).

It was advertised on another imageboard I was frequenting at the time, 
and it was pretty much exactly what I'd been looking for ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:15:18

11883. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:54:00 
> > How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
> > I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something 
> > new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
> > I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably 
> > seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).
> It was advertised on another imageboard I was frequenting at the time, 
> and it was pretty much exactly what I'd been looking for ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Not him, but my experience was similar. I had been looking for an
alternative site to frequent and while browsing found an advertisement
posted under a thread on some other board (I think it was 4taba, but the
thread is gone now). It was outdated, meant for StrawberryHeaven, but
the reply beneath it corrected it to Heyuri. I visited out of curiosity
and came to like it. And I've been here ever since. Now you're all stuck
with me forever... Forever... Forever and ever! (`∇´)

Reference: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:36:01

11884.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 05:14:09 
┐(゚~゚)┌ kiss yoself fool

11885. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 06:00:11 
> ┐(゚~゚)┌ kiss yoself fool

WANNA KISS MYSELF! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

https://youtu.be/Q--79iGN_t8?t=117

Reference: 2024/05/25(Sat) 05:14:09

11886. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/25(Sat) 17:39:37 
> How'd everyone find this place (well, Heyuri in general), anyway?
> I went through literally every board on allchans looking for something 
> new and ended up staying. ┐(⌒ω⌒ゞ)┌
> I was gonna just keep walking, and something made me stay (it was probably 
> seeing rule 8 exist if I'm honest, lol).

I saw here mentioned in a 4chan thread few years ago, checked it out, 
eventually made Heyuri my new home ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/25(Sat) 04:15:18

11887.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/26(Sun) 01:28:47 
Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)

11888. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/26(Sun) 03:42:24 
> Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)
simple tutorials liek w3schools are a good place 2 start but if you
really want to learn it you're gonna have to practice for a long while
to get proficient (assuming you have no programming experience)

Reference: 2024/05/26(Sun) 01:28:47

11889. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/26(Sun) 04:43:49 
> Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)
What do you want to make?
Even if it ends up being something too complicated to start with, having 
a goal really helps here.

Reference: 2024/05/26(Sun) 01:28:47

11890. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/26(Sun) 14:53:40 
> Now I wanna learn Python coding so badly but I don't know where should I start (;´Д`)

i talked about this in a thread on /b/ before but i learned a loooooot more python by writing
scrapers for hentai sites than i ever did at school, in fact, school was nearly useless
first i recommend learning the basics like creating variables, asking for user input, installing
libraries, etc.... then use it to fix a problem you have (e.g.: sorting files, automating something
you do often, or even do a fun project for the hell of it)
you will need to do a lot of googling and that's okay, that's how you learn

Reference: 2024/05/26(Sun) 01:28:47

11891.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:08:56 
   三.     .
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11892.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:37:45 
   三.     .
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11893. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:42:40 
チンチンですwwww

Reference: 2024/05/27(Mon) 02:37:45

11894.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:21:40 
Ah, human beings! Always lost! Always afraid! Always confused! Always in love!

11895.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:46:30 
the past buffeting against the present, or the future rushing over it?

11896.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 15:49:11 
work sucks
today is a holiday and I'm at work instead
let me be a NEET (;`Д´)

11897.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 19:01:51 
whenever I see a glasses girl in an h-manga, I get super excited, megane 
is VERY moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but whenever they take the glasses off, I get super pissed, goddammit (`ー´)
the WHOLE POINT of having the glasses girl
is that she has GLASSES ((^)∇(^))

she has to wear the glasses when fucking
and don't put her on the cover if she's not getting fucked with the 
glasses on!

ヽ(`Д´)ノ
GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

11898. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:05:46 
> whenever I see a glasses girl in an h-manga, I get super excited, megane 
> is VERY moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> but whenever they take the glasses off, I get super pissed, goddammit (`ー´)
> the WHOLE POINT of having the glasses girl
> is that she has GLASSES ((^)∇(^))
> she has to wear the glasses when fucking
> and don't put her on the cover if she's not getting fucked with the 
> glasses on!
> ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

Without megane, a meganekko is only a ko... (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/27(Mon) 19:01:51

11899. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:48:31 
> Without megane, a meganekko is only a ko... (;´Д`)
Someone gets it! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/27(Mon) 20:05:46

11900.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 04:47:26 
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11901. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 05:29:33 
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Kawaii! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 04:47:26

11902. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 11:38:53 
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Nurse Joy, is that you? (゚∇゚)
https://files.catbox.moe/zj91u0.jpg

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 04:47:26

11903. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 15:54:16 
> Nurse Joy, is that you? (゚∇゚)
> https://files.catbox.moe/zj91u0.jpg
it should be but I used the wrong sprite ┐(゚~゚)┌
it's from Pokemon Crystal

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 11:38:53

11904.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 18:36:34 
i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?

11905. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 18:49:25 
> i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
> history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?

There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 18:36:34

11906. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 19:51:02 
> > i once found a link somewhere in heyuri that lead to a page describing the
> > history of BBs and imageboards but i forgot where, can anyone tell me where i can find it?
> There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
> https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
> Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
> Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)

that's not it (though im going to save the links anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
the one i found was a page with black background and a huge text of the history
since the 90s, maybe even before then i cant remember and it had links to archives
and translation notes (since the history of BBs seems to be mainly japanese)
the one thing i remember reading there was that the person who invented one of the
first BBs wanted it to be "underground" so he "chose cp" to make it underground, whatever that means,
and he also got into trouble because someone announced their plans to kill people there

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 18:49:25

11907.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 20:57:32 
I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting 
like it is a cigarette.
I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)

11908. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 21:22:01 
> > There's a page on the wiki about that topic, if that's what you mean:
> > https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Imageboard
> > Otherwise, I can only think of https://wiki.bibanon.org/History
> > Maybe that one is the one you're thinking of? I hope this helps! (;^Д^)
> that's not it (though im going to save the links anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
> the one i found was a page with black background and a huge text of the history
> since the 90s, maybe even before then i cant remember and it had links to archives
> and translation notes (since the history of BBs seems to be mainly japanese)
> the one thing i remember reading there was that the person who invented one of the
> first BBs wanted it to be "underground" so he "chose cp" to make it underground, whatever that means,
> and he also got into trouble because someone announced their plans to kill people there

Sounds liek it could be this:
https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history

One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 19:51:02

11909. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/28(Tue) 23:08:40 
> I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting 
> like it is a cigarette.
> I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)
is the burn of your skinny smell stick any good?

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 20:57:32

11910.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 05:53:11 
My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!

11911. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 08:15:02 
> My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!

The pain means your penis is growing stronger! Fap beyond your limits!

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 05:53:11

11912. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 11:16:57 
> My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!

Why? Genuinely curious...(⌒∇⌒ゞ)

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 05:53:11

11913. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 12:57:26 
> My penis hurts.... BUT I MUST. KEEP. FAPPING!
(゚∇゚;)
Nah, fuck that. If it hurts, let it rest.
Don't break it with your overuse! It's not a muscle! ( ´ω`)

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 05:53:11

11914. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 14:45:53 
> > I am holding an incense stick in my mouth as I am posting this. acting 
> > like it is a cigarette.
> > I hope I don't accidentally burn myself (again)
> is the burn of your skinny smell stick any good?
uh it is ok, not a fan of the smell.
I just like to pretend I am smoking

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 23:08:40

11915. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 16:25:06 
> > is the burn of your skinny smell stick any good?
> uh it is ok, not a fan of the smell.
> I just like to pretend I am smoking

that sounds super chuuni
never stop ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 14:45:53

11916.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 16:38:05 
I want to write web stuff for fun but I'm super lazy and I've never done
this shit before. I want to do CGI-style stuff (with Python and Flask, 
not actual CGI).

could reasonably write a prototype of like a basic BBS thing or a small
web game (I kind of want to do some kind of vs game like Pokemon
Showdown, just not with Pokemon)
but I know fuck all about securing anything or web deployment (;´Д`)

(`~´)

11917. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 17:11:03 
> > uh it is ok, not a fan of the smell.
> > I just like to pretend I am smoking
> that sounds super chuuni
> never stop ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ

uhh... I was kinda acting like a character in noir fiction
I don't think thats chuuni

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 16:25:06

11918. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 17:37:18 
> I want to write web stuff for fun but I'm super lazy and I've never done
> this shit before. I want to do CGI-style stuff (with Python and Flask, 
> not actual CGI).
> could reasonably write a prototype of like a basic BBS thing or a small
> web game (I kind of want to do some kind of vs game like Pokemon
> Showdown, just not with Pokemon)
> but I know fuck all about securing anything or web deployment (;´Д`)
> (`~´)

Knowing fuck all about securing anything or web deployment didn't stop 
me or anyone else doing it with no qualifications ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Throw caution to the wind! Take a chance! No pain, no gain! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 16:38:05

11919. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 19:20:51 
> uhh... I was kinda acting like a character in noir fiction
> I don't think thats chuuni
it's pretty chuuni, if not in the narrow sense of "pretending you have powers or are involved with a conspiracy"
but that's okay, it's fun anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 17:11:03

11920.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 19:50:49 
I'm feeling really sad, but I met a girl who has been super cool to be around!

11921. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 22:43:50 
> > uhh... I was kinda acting like a character in noir fiction
> > I don't think thats chuuni
> it's pretty chuuni, if not in the narrow sense of "pretending you have powers or are involved with a conspiracy"
> but that's okay, it's fun anyway ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I love super powers and conspiracies!
what super power would you choose?

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 19:20:51

11922. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/29(Wed) 23:05:24 
> I love super powers and conspiracies!
> what super power would you choose?

in terms of fun, I want to fly (and be durable enough to go fast and not 
splat like a pancake if I fuck up)
I could either take it easy and just fly around for fun, or with my 
general toughness and abilities, I could fight crime or some shit by 
swooping in and hitting people (well, maybe not, I'd get shot still lol) 
ヽ(´∇`)ノ

in terms of useful shit, being able to "escape notice" sounds kick-ass, 
letting me sneak onto planes and into movies and shit (or banks, or 
changing rooms lol) or not be bothered when I'm doing something
if I had to be less concept-oriented and more concrete, just give me 
actual invisibility then (across the full spectrum of course, so I don't 
show up on IR)(⌒∇⌒ゞ)

I do like how the options I picked are basically whether to be a hero or 
not. (`∇´)

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 22:43:50

11923. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 00:43:38 
> I'm feeling really sad, but I met a girl who has been super cool to be around!

nvm she's talking to someone else kek

Reference: 2024/05/29(Wed) 19:50:49

11924. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 00:48:32 
> > I'm feeling really sad, but I met a girl who has been super cool to be around!
> nvm she's talking to someone else kek
you should cum in that guy's hair, fuck that nerd E=((`∇´))=3

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 00:43:38

11925.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 01:45:16 
I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and 
raep you could do is insaen...
Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and 
explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to 
retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange 
of anything in their powerz!
Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of 
those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)

11926. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:05:19 
> I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and 
> raep you could do is insaen...
> Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and 
> explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to 
> retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange 
> of anything in their powerz!
> Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of 
> those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)

Indeed, time control is teh best powar - especially if u can reverse it ヽ(´ー`)ノ

*raeps and then unraeps*

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 01:45:16

11927.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:12:46 
> I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and 
> raep you could do is insaen...
> Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and 
> explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to 
> retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange 
> of anything in their powerz!
> Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of 
> those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)

Time stop always felt like too much work to use outside of h-doujin scenarios
and ordinary robbery shit since since time progresses at normal speed for you
in the stopped time.

Still, it's a VERY OP superpower.
You're pretty much only limited by your laziness. ヽ(^o^)ノ

If you can speed yourself up in a way that lets you do things faster in your
own reference frame, now THAT would kick ass.

11928. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:25:19 
> > I always wanted to be able to control time. The amounts amount theft and 
> > raep you could do is insaen...
> > Alternatively you could turn yourself to your country's military and 
> > explain your powers, and they would probably be happy to use you to 
> > retrieve documents from an enemy state/do assassinations etc in exchange 
> > of anything in their powerz!
> > Alternatively you could form your own country, mass murder armies of 
> > those who oppose you all by yourself... But that's too much bother (´ー`)
> Indeed, time control is teh best powar - especially if u can reverse it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
> *raeps and then unraeps*

Yes!!! possibilities u can do with a time powar ability is limitless!
- TIME STOP, go to Japan, bukkake a loli next to her mother, hide in a 
closet, continue the time
- Do just anything fun, revert back the time, so it's not any time 
wasted
- Travel to the future to watch the next episode of anime
- Travel to the past and introduce some tribe modern weapons, call 
yourself a god, watch them conquer the earth & bring your hut captured 
lolis (a la genghiz)
- somehow kidnap a young girl who has to pee and put herself in a narrow 
cabinet with yourself, continue the time, watch her apologize peeing 
just in front of you

If you also have some kind of control over your age, have a way to not 
get dementia'd, and a system that prevents you from surprise deaths (by 
landmines etc), it would be equal to immortality!!! One really would be 
equal to a god at that point ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 02:05:19

11929. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:46:30 
> > nvm she's talking to someone else kek
> you should cum in that guy's hair, fuck that nerd E=((`∇´))=3
yeah you're right! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 00:48:32

11930.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:46:59 
    へユリたんてす!!!

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it's supposed to be heyuri-tan but like
squint and maybe you'll see it ヽ(´ー`)ノ

11931. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:59:40 
>     へユリたんてす!!!
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>   .[@□.@@@□▽□□□□@@@@□@].
>  □@@□□□■■■■■■□□□@@□
> □▽□ □■■□■■□■■□ □▽□
>     □■■□■■□■■□
>     □□■■■■■■□□
>       .□□□□□□.
>      .□■□□□□■□.
>     (□■□■■■■□■□)
>      '□■■★★■■□'
>      □□■■■■□□
>       '□□□□□□'
> it's supposed to be heyuri-tan but like
> squint and maybe you'll see it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
i can see it!

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 03:46:59

11932.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 04:29:33 
cute art, nice work! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

11933. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 06:39:46 
> Sounds liek it could be this:
> https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history
> One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)

that's it! thank you!
you're the one who made it? (;゚Д゚)

Reference: 2024/05/28(Tue) 21:22:01

11934. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 06:50:55 
> > Sounds liek it could be this:
> > https://randomcrapmuseum.neocities.org/exhibits/ayashii/fansite/history
> > One day I will go back to working on it, I swear (;´Д`)
> that's it! thank you!
> you're the one who made it? (;゚Д゚)

Yes! ...at least the site and the translation - the original Japanese 
text was written long, long ago ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Sadly my translation is far from complete, although there's this 
preexisting effort by someone else who got further with it (although
there's a lot of "Engrish" which makes it hard to understand):
https://web.archive.org/web/20161127025250/http://ayashiiworldhistory.blogspot.jp/2013/02/a-small-history-of-ayashii-world-1.html

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 06:39:46

11935.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/30(Thu) 19:38:42 
for a super power I will personally choose super speed, agility and reflexes.
I know it is not the most optimal, but it is the coolest
and that's what matters

11936. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 00:10:43 
> for a super power I will personally choose super speed, agility and reflexes.
> I know it is not the most optimal, but it is the coolest
> and that's what matters
remember, it's only cool if your brain perceives time like normal on the super speed while you can still react at super speed
if you're going fast and things slow down so your brain can keep up, then it's super lame 

you need to feel fast when going fast

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 19:38:42

11937.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 02:19:16 
>     へユリたんてす!!!
>          ..
>  .       □□       .
>  □△.     .□□.     .△□
>  □.@□.   □.@@@□   .□@@□
>  □.@@@□. .:□.@@@□:. .□@@@.□
>  ':□.@@@□□□□□□□□@@@.□:'
>   □.@□▲▼▲■■▲▼▲□@.□
>    '□■■■■■■■■■■□'
>    □■■■□□□□■■■□
>    .□□□□@@@@@@@@□□□□.
>   .[@□.@@@□▽□□□□@@@@□@].
>  □@@□□□■■■■■■□□□@@□
> □▽□ □■■□■■□■■□ □▽□
>     □■■□■■□■■□
>     □□■■■■■■□□
>       .□□□□□□.
>      .□■□□□□■□.
>     (□■□■■■■□■□)
>      '□■■★★■■□'
>      □□■■■■□□
>       '□□□□□□'
> it's supposed to be heyuri-tan but like
> squint and maybe you'll see it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Looks like marijuana-tan

11938. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 06:19:33 
> Looks like marijuana-tan
         ..
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 □.@@@□. .:□.@@@□:. .□@@@.□
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  □.@□▲▼▲■■▲▼▲□@.□
   '□■■■■■■■■■■□'
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   .□□□□4@2@0@!@□□□□.
  .[@□.@@@□▽□□□□@@@@□@].        ~
 □@@□□□■■■■■■□□□@@□   ~~
□▽□ □■■◇■■◇■■□ □▽□   ~~~
    □■■◇■■◇■■□ ____    ~~
    □□■■■■[三三三三三三(山)~
      .□□□□□□.    ````
     .□■□□□□■□.
    (□■□■■■■□■□)
     '□■■★★■■□'
     □□■■■■□□  
      '□□□□□□' weedyuri-tan!

lol ъ( ゚ー^)

Reference: 2024/05/31(Fri) 02:19:16

11940. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 18:10:43 
> > for a super power I will personally choose super speed, agility and reflexes.
> > I know it is not the most optimal, but it is the coolest
> > and that's what matters
> remember, it's only cool if your brain perceives time like normal on the super speed while you can still react at super speed
> if you're going fast and things slow down so your brain can keep up, then it's super lame 
> you need to feel fast when going fast
I was thinking of something like onsoku no sonikku's skills

Reference: 2024/05/31(Fri) 00:10:43

11941. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:42:30 
> > Looks like marijuana-tan
>          ..
>  .       □□       .
>  □△.     .□□.     .△□
>  □.@□.   □.@@@□   .□@@□
>  □.@@@□. .:□.@@@□:. .□@@@.□
>  ':□.@@@□□□□□□□□@@@.□:'
>   □.@□▲▼▲■■▲▼▲□@.□
>    '□■■■■■■■■■■□'
>    □■■■□□□□■■■□
>    .□□□□4@2@0@!@□□□□.
>   .[@□.@@@□▽□□□□@@@@□@].        ~
>  □@@□□□■■■■■■□□□@@□   ~~
> □▽□ □■■◇■■◇■■□ □▽□   ~~~
>     □■■◇■■◇■■□ ____    ~~
>     □□■■■■[三三三三三三(山)~
>       .□□□□□□.    ````
>      .□■□□□□■□.
>     (□■□■■■■□■□)
>      '□■■★★■■□'
>      □□■■■■□□  
>       '□□□□□□' weedyuri-tan!
> lol ъ( ゚ー^)

When I went to shibuya I tried to buy some weed-yuri. Just got strange looks and cursed out.

Reference: 2024/05/31(Fri) 06:19:33

11942. >Anonymous-san   User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 19:45:47 
> > that's it! thank you!
> > you're the one who made it? (;゚Д゚)
> Yes! ...at least the site and the translation - the original Japanese 
> text was written long, long ago ヽ(´ー`)ノ
> Sadly my translation is far from complete, although there's this 
> preexisting effort by someone else who got further with it (although
> there's a lot of "Engrish" which makes it hard to understand):
> https://web.archive.org/web/20161127025250/http://ayashiiworldhistory.blogspot.jp/2013/02/a-small-history-of-ayashii-world-1.html

Thank you for making this. When I first came across this I showed it to my boyfriend and he didn't understand. He still doesn't.(;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/05/30(Thu) 06:50:55

11943.    User: Anonymous   Post date: 2024/05/31(Fri) 22:04:37 
>my boyfriend
faggot! (´∇`)σ