> i wanted to fap, and i searched ad search for 1 hour for something to 
> make me horny, sadly i gave up. Am i old? (;`Д´)
Times like that, I'll open my sadpanda favorites and there's usually
•something• that will get it up. Some days, you just need an old
standby. Old cock ain't learning new tricks. ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 16:15:08

i wanted to fap, and i searched ad search for 1 hour for something to 
make me horny, sadly i gave up. Am i old? (;`Д´)

(TДT)

just had a shit so big it made me super pissed. I feel so annoyed right
now. Like I want to kill someone or destroy something. I hope I don't
destroy my computer.

> this man is having a Fuwa Fuwa Time !
> 
https://youtu.be/VWVPsgLBKcc?si=Y6w2n2CY4514PATQ

I blindly clicked the link expecting the classic video of the muscular guitarist with K-On audio on top, but what I got was even better.
A subversion of expectations by exceeding my already goofy expectations in a way which I did not think could happen. (*'ｰ')

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 12:38:31

> > teh fuck? Does ps2 haev browser support?
> You can boot Linux on a PS2. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> Wasn't too hard, although getting a nice, usable system vs using a
> shoddy pre-made system image is probably harder.
> I was using NetSurf to browse.
> I don't think there's any standalone browser software on PS2.
> Feels odd. (´人｀)
> I could be wrong, and it really feels like there should be.

It is exciting to think that you might see this reply also on your PS2 ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 13:37:36

> > I think I'll let my balls take control, thank you. (｀∇´) Say your prayers, those who do not conform
> Goodbye, human being who will be put into the REALM OF CUM
> forevermore...
> Hello there, semen being who has entered the world of Man!
> ヽ(´∇`)ノ
are these semen beings not tissue-based? pure being of semen!? (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 14:23:05

> >be careful, lest your balls grow in power enough to subsume control over 
> >your very being, replacing you utterly... (´Д`)
> I think I'll let my balls take control, thank you. (｀∇´) Say your prayers, those who do not conform

Goodbye, human being who will be put into the REALM OF CUM
forevermore...
Hello there, semen being who has entered the world of Man!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 13:52:26

>be careful, lest your balls grow in power enough to subsume control over 
>your very being, replacing you utterly... (´Д`)

I think I'll let my balls take control, thank you. (｀∇´) Say your prayers, those who do not conform

> > .-----------------------.
> > |sony   |P|   |`````|   | I'm posting from my PS2!
> > |       |S|  (       )  | I can't believe this works.
> > |       |2|   (_____)   | No Japanese fonts, so a lot is wonky here.
> > |---------------------v-`
> > | [   ] [   ] == ==  *|   but I'm fucking posting from my PS2! _(^o^)/
> > `---------------------`
> > (also, that circle thing on the right side is my swap lid lol)
> teh fuck? Does ps2 haev browser support?

You can boot Linux on a PS2. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Wasn't too hard, although getting a nice, usable system vs using a
shoddy pre-made system image is probably harder.
I was using NetSurf to browse.

I don't think there's any standalone browser software on PS2.
Feels odd. (´人｀)
I could be wrong, and it really feels like there should be.

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 06:30:44

> > No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
> > Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)
> When I was working, it became clear to me that even if I was getting 
> paid $1,000,000 a year it still wouldn't be worth the loss of free time 
> I had when I was NEET... so I became NEET again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I am similar, as i was a NEET for 2y~, now i been working for 7
years... Perks is I can buy what I want, but what i really want to buy
is me free time! (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 19:30:01

> .-----------------------.
> |sony   |P|   |`````|   | I'm posting from my PS2!
> |       |S|  (       )  | I can't believe this works.
> |       |2|   (_____)   | No Japanese fonts, so a lot is wonky here.
> |---------------------v-`
> | [   ] [   ] == ==  *|   but I'm fucking posting from my PS2! _(^o^)/
> `---------------------`
> (also, that circle thing on the right side is my swap lid lol)

teh fuck? Does ps2 haev browser support?

Reference: 2024/06/30(Sun) 02:29:12

> work sucks
> become NEET
> clearly, whenever I'm not at work, no one else actually does anything
> (;´Д`)
> so now, I have to clean up after grown-ass motherfuckers and it sucks
> horsedick, holy shit; PAID motherfuckers too ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> the sheer amount of shit that needed to be shipped out already... and 
> hasn't
> NEET is love and life, FUCK work
> (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙)

god i feel this. my coworkers are fucking slobs who like to slack off 
all the time and leave all the fucking work for me and try and get me to 
party with them outside of work. fuck that, fuck them. i'm not a party 
guy, i don't give a shit about money bitches and drugs and social media 
and what's trendy. i wish i could get these fuckers to leave me alone 
and stop trying to be my friend and get to know me, but my job requires 
me to work with them and being an ass to them and refusing to talk to 
them would cause more problems than it's worth. i don't go to work to 
make friends or get to know anyone, i go there because if i don't have 
money then i couldn't survive. even if i did give up all my worldly 
desires and lived off the land with only the bare necessities, i don't 
know how to do that. the only way to even have a chance of survival is 
by researching (which involves money) and talking to people who have 
done it (which involves money, as i would have to travel to find people 
like that). plus i'd probably end up getting caught and taken in unless 
i went to finland or some place that lets people live off the land (with 
some exceptions). i wish i could live off social security maybe doing 
some creative stuff on the side when i feel like it, but where i'm at 
getting it is a bitch and a half and even if you do they don't pay you 
shit. some states might be better than others about it, but i think the 
united states in general it would be an issue to get good social 
security. next job i get, i'm finding something with the minimal amount 
of people possible (preferably no people at all whenever i'm at the job 
itself, or if there are then not involved with me whatsoever and i can 
have the choice to get away from or ignore someone if they come up to me 
and i don't want to talk to them).

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 13:23:10

.-----------------------.
|sony   |P|   |`````|   | I'm posting from my PS2!
|       |S|  (       )  | I can't believe this works.
|       |2|   (_____)   | No Japanese fonts, so a lot is wonky here.
|---------------------v-`
| [   ] [   ] == ==  *|   but I'm fucking posting from my PS2! _(^o^)/
`---------------------`

(also, that circle thing on the right side is my swap lid lol)

> I can now touch my pen0r and shoot off cups of load. Have I trained my balls to mass produce? is that possible?
you have been granted access to the forbidden【Dimension of Cum】ヽ(´∇`)ノ

be careful, lest your balls grow in power enough to subsume control over 
your very being, replacing you utterly... (´Д`)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 21:41:01

I can now touch my pen0r and shoot off cups of load. Have I trained my balls to mass produce? is that possible?

> > No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
> > Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)
> When I was working, it became clear to me that even if I was getting 
> paid $1,000,000 a year it still wouldn't be worth the loss of free time 
> I had when I was NEET... so I became NEET again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
if I got one mil each year, I'd work the one year
and quit the next
wouldn't be able to live a lavish life, $1M doesn't go as far as it used 
to, but I'd be able to have everything I actually want

the big thing is with work though: the shittiest bit is following 
someone else's lead
if you're doing your own business, setting your own hours, being able to 
not deal with someone else's retarded ideas (since you're in charge), 
then work isn't so soul crushing

dealing with corporate and managerial bullshit turns a sapient being 
into a strange sort of literate, trained animal (;´Д`)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 19:30:01

> > No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
> > Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)
> When I was working, it became clear to me that even if I was getting 
> paid $1,000,000 a year it still wouldn't be worth the loss of free time 
> I had when I was NEET... so I became NEET again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

That's great if u have a way to sustain a ceiling above your head
I hope all my family dies in some car crash so I can be a landlord NEET
But then noone would prepare me food and I would likely die (´-｀)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 19:30:01

> No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
> Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)

When I was working, it became clear to me that even if I was getting 
paid $1,000,000 a year it still wouldn't be worth the loss of free time 
I had when I was NEET... so I became NEET again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 18:44:38

> > my parents tell me "get a job, you'll have plenty of time to draw after your shift ends"
> > but i have my doubts, after 8 hours of work i have like 5 hours of freetime before having to
> > get ready for bed, not to mention i might be dead tired when i get back home
> > it really feels like a hellish existence, but we'll see after i get a job ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> you won't have time for shit lol
> but money opens other doors
> it's a Faustian tradeoff
> your soul for the Almighty Dollar (TДT)

that's really depressing to read (´ー`)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 18:25:42

No door money opens interests me. I just want to watch anime and post on
Heyuri, and occasionally eat whatever low quality food i get (´-｀)

> my parents tell me "get a job, you'll have plenty of time to draw after your shift ends"
> but i have my doubts, after 8 hours of work i have like 5 hours of freetime before having to
> get ready for bed, not to mention i might be dead tired when i get back home
> it really feels like a hellish existence, but we'll see after i get a job ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

you won't have time for shit lol
but money opens other doors

it's a Faustian tradeoff
your soul for the Almighty Dollar (TДT)

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 17:22:52

> > work sucks
> > become NEET
> > clearly, whenever I'm not at work, no one else actually does anything
> > (;´Д`)
> > so now, I have to clean up after grown-ass motherfuckers and it sucks
> > horsedick, holy shit; PAID motherfuckers too ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> > the sheer amount of shit that needed to be shipped out already... and 
> > hasn't
> > NEET is love and life, FUCK work
> > (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙)
> it does, working all week for no freetime.
> money is just a mean for survival and food, other than that, its rather 
> useless

my parents tell me "get a job, you'll have plenty of time to draw after your shift ends"
but i have my doubts, after 8 hours of work i have like 5 hours of freetime before having to
get ready for bed, not to mention i might be dead tired when i get back home
it really feels like a hellish existence, but we'll see after i get a job ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 13:43:18

> work sucks
> become NEET
> clearly, whenever I'm not at work, no one else actually does anything
> (;´Д`)
> so now, I have to clean up after grown-ass motherfuckers and it sucks
> horsedick, holy shit; PAID motherfuckers too ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> the sheer amount of shit that needed to be shipped out already... and 
> hasn't
> NEET is love and life, FUCK work
> (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙)

it does, working all week for no freetime.
money is just a mean for survival and food, other than that, its rather 
useless

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 13:23:10

work sucks
become NEET

clearly, whenever I'm not at work, no one else actually does anything
(;´Д`)

so now, I have to clean up after grown-ass motherfuckers and it sucks
horsedick, holy shit; PAID motherfuckers too ヽ(`Д´)ノ

the sheer amount of shit that needed to be shipped out already... and 
hasn't

NEET is love and life, FUCK work
(╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙) (╬⊙Д⊙)

this man is having a Fuwa Fuwa Time !


https://youtu.be/VWVPsgLBKcc?si=Y6w2n2CY4514PATQ

> I feel like gay guys are more horny for men than women are.

i feel like men are hornier than women in general, so gay men will be hornier too

Reference: 2024/06/29(Sat) 07:08:00

I feel like gay guys are more horny for men than women are.

Look up FC2-PPV and you'll find young girls porn.ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

> > Sometimes I feel too lazy to get up and piss even though I really need 
> > to piss and I hate it... ┌(┯＿┯)┐
> next time, just let it all out... (´人｀) fill your underwear with pee and bask in the warmth... (´人｀)

it gets cold too fast
no fun (;´人｀)

Reference: 2024/06/28(Fri) 19:04:09