◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/14(Fri) 11:30:29]
■I've been masturbating for 11 hours
│
└■With no breaks?! (;゚Д゚)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 20:10:25]
■Tokyo Ghetto Pussy!!! I love super horny Euro dance music (Tokyo Ghetto
│Pussy are European despite the aesthetic), the world started getting shittier a
│fter this stuff went out of fashion.
│
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07UrybNzTp4
│
└■E-rotic is great fun. I know them almost entirely because of DDR and StepManiax.
I dunno about the whole world, but DDR totally started being a lot lamer when they stopped
with all of the eurodance licenses. It's not just better music, it's outright perfect
for the game. Doujin/Vocaloid/Touhou licenses and in-house tunes are cheaper probably, or
involve less hassle, but fuck (I like all three of those things, but setlists NEED more
proper dance tunes. (´ー`)
Bring back the sound of the clubs. Bring back DANCEMANIA! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzujki1Cmm4
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 19:47:27]
■i masturbated 3 times today, my room smells like cum... (´π`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 19:01:38]
■DOUSHITE DOUSHITE ANATA WA SONNA NI KAO GA DEEKAI NOO?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 16:43:50]
■(´ー`)
│
└■why the long face
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 06:26:41]
■User: anonon
I WANT LOLIS I WANT LOLIS I WANT LOLIS
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 05:33:35]
■https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sFBhokrIU
ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
the fuck was TOKYO GHETTO PUSSY doing that they got to have a pussy out animated loli dancing in their music video?
I've never seen this video, so I was genuinely surprised that they animated their logo.
it's too good... (^Д^)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 05:09:46]
■This world ain't so strange, actually ┐(゚~゚)┌
│
└■ ∧ ∧ ____________________
(;゚∇゚) / \
,<_ _>, < You sure about that? │
` |-| ` \____________________/
/_\
|| ||
/_| |_\
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◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 02:46:28]
■Would the semenites chain you to a wall and force you to wank all day so that they can have an infinite manpower poole?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 01:33:57]
■I'm watching Magical Play and boy, I'd fuck Zucchini.
Imagine having your own hyper-dedicated shota... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:27:36]
■Don't do it, it's wrong
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:11:45]
■User: hachikuji
│is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?
│
├■it is both that which could not be and an escape from this wretched world (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
│ so like, I guess so! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■Σ(゚д゚|||)> is having sex with a little girl worth DEATH?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:06:46]
■I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
│Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done...
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet
│instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー`)ノ
│
└■That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it
│from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then
│just flush it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
│
│I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was
│doing something else on PC (;´Д`)
│
└■THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;゚Д゚)
│
└■I can only hope some weird organization out there won't make millions of
│clones of me and let them loose near my house for lols (;´Д`)
│
└■It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
│And they're all lolis made from your DNA! (`∇´)
│
└■I propose an alternative narritive! The semen tissue simply gained
│conciousness! all the cum particles came together to form one being, and
│now it has escaped into the world...
│
├■this is exactly why you should always thank your cum for making you feel good ヽ(`Д´)ノ
││if it ever gains sentience it will spare you from the human extermination
││
│└■Fuck... What if all the semen I flushed down to sewers are still alive
│ │and plotting against me for revenge? (;゚∇゚)
│ │
│ └■Or maybe it just wants to find its way back home and reunite with its
│ │father in harmony? Would you accept your semen child with open arms?
│ │
│ └■what if he is just pretending to get close to me and kill all my loved ones?!
│
└■(*'ー')> > It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal!
(`∇´)ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノΣ(゚д゚|||)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 23:38:35]
■(´Д`)Hi(´Д`) is anybody here?
│
└■I am here ヽ(´ー`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 22:07:53]
■the semen creature you have spawned is damned
│it MUST die for the sake of humanity (╬⊙Д⊙)
│
│it will kill us all, and it cannot reproduce
│it is neither a friend nor the next evolution (´Д`;)
│
└■what if the semen-tissue creature wriggles inside a womb? Btw it's
life-span is as long as it doesn't get crusted, if it gets crusted it
can't move anymore...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/12(Wed) 06:26:41]
■But they're still in baby stage right? IT'S AWW RIGHT
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 22:03:05]
■personally i don't use semen tissues, i just let it go in my pants or
blanket.
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 16:24:42]
■Mushroom children?
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 13:17:36]
■I forgot where I put my cum tissue to later dispose (;´Д`)
│
└■consider it disposed then ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■But I know it isn't... (;´Д`)
│I'm fine with it mysteriously disappearing, as long as it doesn't
│later on magically reappear in the worst possible way
│
└■i've seen someone claim their cumsock grew mushrooms so if everything
goes well for long enough you may be able to conceal it as a mushroom
plantation
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 09:11:54]
■i'm so bored i started watching some kids' cartoon (´ー`)
│
└■you can't just leave it like that, which one?
│
└■its called miraculous ladybug, since i also started using blender from time to
time i keep looking at the special effects and thinking "oh that's how they
must have done it"
the heroine's costume makes her kinda hot though
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/11(Tue) 06:16:59]
■it's called boku no pico
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 11:25:49]
■I want to be killed by the little girl
│
└■beautiful
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 04:16:49]
■ヽ(´ー`)ノ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 03:53:14]
■There was a point when I realized that everything I liked was
│underground through no intention of my own, and I kinda hate it, lmao.
│ヽ(´∩`)ノ
│
│Even if the light of the mainstream is radioactive and mutagenic to that
│which stands under its rays, it would mean I'd be able to talk about the
│shit I like with people.
│
│Some of it is underground in a "lol you fucking enjoy ____" way, while
│some of it is underground in a "I've never heard of ____" way, some of
│it is "I know of ____ but it's too hardcore for me", some of it (a lot
│of it) used to not be underground but it's not hip anymore, and some of
│it is just not being able to discuss eromanga with people (this one is
│fair, you can't talk about your hypnosis incest megane loli hentai with
│anyone in real life).
│
│The music I listen to is ancient/never was aboveground in any capacity,
│I watch kodomo anime and shoujo shows more than anything vs anything
│like what Crunchyroll is pushing these days. The games I play are either
│incredibly old, incredibly niche, or both. The shit I watch on YouTube...
│some of it is hyper-mainstream, but not much. I don't watch any streamers
│or anything.
│
│Some of it is me abandoning various forms of mainstream media, whether
│it be that I end up thinking it sucks, or because it's just like kinda
│depressing/infuriating. I don't watch broadcast TV at all and haven't in
│15 years. I don't have a streaming subscription service that I use. I
│dropped several major social media sites because the algorithm went
│insane and stopped putting anything I actually wanted to see in front of
│me in favor of bullshit designed to elicit a response.
│
│Even in the underground, I'm feel a bit too underground. I dropped 4chan
│after realizing that no one left actually wanted to talk about anything.
│I stayed on for years longer than I probably should have because there
│were pockets where I could still talk about things. They're not 100% gone,
│but they're gone enough that it just isn't worth the effort.
│
│I guess I still watch mainstream movies sometimes? Did anyone else see
│The Menu? That shit was great. I try to go to the theater to watch movies
│but the theater closest to me closed down, the next closest one is
│increasingly run down, the one close to where my friend lives is alright
│but that's far as shit, and the one close to the Round 1 arcade I visit
│sucks so we still have to drive to a different theater. (´Д`)
│
│It's not all bad (again, the light of the mainstream alters whatever
│stands beneath it in hideous, twisted ways), and in some ways, I feel
│smug as hell about it... but it's rough being quite this disconnected
│from things. ┐(゚~゚)┌
│
│either way,
│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpSgflZeSlY
│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
└■I feel the same way
│-The most 'mainstream' stuff in my music collection is long forgotten
│techno from the 90s like Technotronic
│-The only books I read are literature reviews like 'Against
│Interpretation' or conspiracy shit that literally makes people angry
│when I bring it up,like about how musicians in the 60s were likely
│frauds with ties to the military industrial complex.
│
│-The last movie I watched was an Italian one from the 70s that was a
│great allegory about people who refuse to grow up and let things go
│(Maladolescenza)-- except I can't talk to anyone about it because it
│mostly features kids traipsing around the woods and having sex in caves
│-Ive never enjoyed video games. I keep trying but they bore me dead, so
│that's another thing I can't talk about.
│
├■Damn. I'm practically standing in the sun here versus your underground
││level. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
││...but even still, it doesn't change the fact that it would be nice to
││have some non-niche interests. Doesn't matter how deep you go if being
││barely below the surface and near the Earth's core are treated with the
││same disinterest to the public at large. ( ´ω`;)
││
││What other music do you listen to?
││
│└■Well right now one of my favourite acts is the New Fast Automatic
│ │Daffodils ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│ │
│ │https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUhCHJk6Nk
│ │
│ └■I've also been enjoying listening to deliriously upbeat rave tunes
│ ヽ(´∇`)ノ
│
│ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbq9JU9cMQ
│
├■is this movie banned now? (´ー`)
││
│└■No, but it's kind of hard to find in decent quality with subs. I tracked
│ │it down to some Russian site after searching a bunch on Yandex.
│ │
│ └■they didn't REALLY have kids have sex right? that seems too far even for the 70s
│ │i'm assuming they implied it
│ │
│ └■As I remember they simulated it about as much as a typical adult sex
│ scene in a fairly explicit adult movie, which is going quite far, if
│ there are kids involved. I mean, the film itself even opens with a shot
│ of the young male character lying in bed on his back, completely naked.
│ There's no clever censorship or anything, you can just see his little
│ weiner (´∇`)σ
│
└■You sound like an annoying tryhard.
│
├■Maybe this world is too strange for you!
│ (;゚∇゚)
│
└■User: Time
I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be browsing an obscure imageboard with my
fellow tryhards.(´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 03:02:55]
■ヽ(´~`)ノ ???
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/10(Mon) 00:40:13]
■Plenty of interesting places out there opening up all of the time
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 20:35:52]
■i once opened an onion link that was posted here
│am i in trouble (;゚∇゚)
│
├■User: hachikuji
││wat was on it? did it haev good charamel pudding?
││
│└■it didn't even load at all, i'm thinking it was some sort of elaborate data-stealing
│ thing...
│
└■YOU ARE BEEN CURSE.
│LESS THAN 50 YEARS - YOU DIE.
│BIG FOOL MAN.
│
├■STOP BROWSING HEYURI THIS IS NOT JOKE
│ IN ORDER TO STOP CURSE YOU MUST REPLY TO TEN THREADS
│ TO PASS ALONG CURSE
│ OR ELSE LITTLE GIRL WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT AND YOU DIE
│
└■oh my god... i'm sorry fellow heyurizen... i can see the light already (´ー`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:57:50]
■u sound like a fun underachiever
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 18:01:11]
■hey, that's not so bad-
NOOOOOOO (´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 14:27:29]
■why the FUCK am I at work at 8am on a Sunday
│who do I fight to stop this from happening again
│(╬⊙Д⊙)
│
└■YOURSELF
│
└■did that, it ain't working ノ(;_;)ヽ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 11:36:27]
■GIEV US THE LOLSAUCE ON SHOTA SEKKUSU
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/09(Sun) 03:43:01]
■I went to Round1 to play some Beatmania IIDX, and it was hyper
crowded... (`~´)
I ended up going to the movies shortly after instead to see Furiosa
(very good, if not as impressive as Fury Road was, it's a bit flawed but
not enough to complain too much).
The nice 120hz Lightning Model cabinet (running IIDX 31) was down due to
a monitor issue so they dug out an ancient 60hz one running IIDX 26
while it was out of order and like... seriously, the fuck? There's an
offline version of 29, where did they find this thing? (´¬`)
Also, IIDX spent like 17 years or some shit without a headphone jack,
pre-Lightning Model cabs don't have one and that's insane. You could
barely hear the cab over everything in the area, even with effects on to
make the cab louder.. (´人`)
Also, my timing was shit because I couldn't hear shit and I think this
version doesn't have live fast/slow display, I think that's a newer feature
(which is also nuts lmao). ( ´ω`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/08(Sat) 18:35:35]
■Another thing is that 2K and prior versions have support for PC98 programz
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/08(Sat) 14:20:57]
■Fucking retards that aren't running Win2000. IT'S CAN DO EVERYTHING THAT XP CAN(and faster) AND CAN ALSO RUN OLDER AND MS-DOS SHIT BECAUSE IT STILL RUNS FROM THE MS-DOS SHELL. YOU DUMBASSES
│
└■2K and XP are based on NT, which do not involve DOS in their operation
at all. These systems use the NTVDM, a very restricted virtualization
environment for running DOS programs.
XP is a bit heavier than 2K, but they actually heavily improved DOS
support because it was targeted to people moving from Windows versions
that booted themselves from DOS. The VDM used in 95/98/ME is
significantly less restricted than the NTVDM and has much more access to
hardware (fun fact: technically, it doesn't depend on the system being
booted from DOS, it is virtualized since Windows kicks DOS out during
the boot process... but Windows 9X also spends a bunch of time
pretending it's still DOS with 32-bit code instead of old 16-bit DOS
code, and running DOS programs are allowed by Windows to access hardware
directly for the most part).
Basically, if you want to run DOS games and Windows stuff, run 95 if you
can (MUCH lighter than 98, lol at driver support though), 98 if you
can't (98SE adds a bunch of shit like USB and a bunch of other drivers).
That being said, if you're running old Windows programs only, even
16-bit Windows programs, use 2000. It is faster than XP.
Fun shit too -- 95, 98, and ME can't run programs for Windows before
3.0. There aren't many Windows 1/2 programs, but they exist.
ALL 32-bit x86 Windows NT releases, including 32-bit Windows 10, can run
Windows 1 and 2 programs.
also, I think the quote pushed the line length too long so I got rid of
it
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 21:23:57]
■uWu
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 17:49:35]
■I will bring that up if they talk about it again
│Another thing is, there are thousands of online users at a time, all
│with the ability to delete any message including admin announcements
│etc, yet not a single troll to abuse the powar (;゚∇゚)
│
└■wow, really?
│do they not even have bots hitting random buttons on the site, let alone actively malicious users? (゚∇゚)
│the nihonjin truly are a different breed...
│
├■I think it only only accepts "del" requests from actual users, and
││there needs to be a lot of them before a post is deleted - in fact I
││think it reveals the host/IP on all that user's posts before the post
││gets deleted
││
││It's a kewl autonomous moderation feature though, in addition to (if
││I'm not getting it mixed up with other sites) OPs having the ability to
││moderate their own threads
││
│└■Right, I asked them about it too while it was teh topic
│ │
│ │
│ │I'm not sure what did he mean by 普段は見えないID and asked about it
│ │
│ │I think it's host display
│ │They made a similar setting in the server with emote things
│ │
│ │It's a bit embarrassing with b0rk 日本語, but they are mostly friendly ヽ(´ー`)ノ
│ │
│ └■ID is presumably the same thing we have on Site Discussion and that
│ │many other sites have - a hash consisting of alphanumeric characters
│ │generated from the user's host/IP, usually with a per-thread seed (so
│ │it's different in each thread, but remains the same within a thread)
│ │
│ │I believe OPs can choose to enable ID display when creating threads too
│ │
│ └■It's not IDs, but hosts and parts of their IP.
│ you can see all threads here has it: https://jun.2chan.net/junbi/futaba.htm
│ Kokonotsuba also has that feature, but it's not decide-able... for now.
│ Maybe I will make an issue about it ( ´ω`)
│
└■I didn't want to mention it, but Nijiura discord server (;^Д^)
There was a thread on may's Nijiura about a "backup place", thus a discord
server was created and thousands of people joined it!
Right now it's 2AM in Japan so most people are asleep, but it looks like this
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3543.png (see I'm able to delete the message)
It's really the nihonjin...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 17:48:17]
■This is also interesting. Not something we didn't already know, but they
are primarily over 30 year old
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3544.png
The options weren't optimal, nevermind 40代, there seems to be many 50代あき too...
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 14:19:14]
■I was chatting with Futaba users for a while
│They only know about dragons fucking cars, and call westerners weird for
│fapping to that
│They say "the culture is too different"
│I wonder if they know about shitting dicknipples...
│
└■dragons fucking cars is weird here too
also, have them look up 状態変化 (change of status) on pixiv to remind them
of their own national sins
it is impressive just how deeply unwholesome it feels to observe it,
even if it isn't (usually) overtly obscene or anything
it feels wrong on a primal level (;´Д`)
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 14:19:02]
■Thank you ヽ(´ー`)ノ
◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/07(Fri) 14:14:30]
■Ever thought about fucking a female leopard?
│
│Not for the sake of having sex with an animal, but for the spilled blood
│watering the ground, for the sake of struggle against something stronger
│than yourself and participation in an ancient dance.
│
├■well I think about going to the mountain and look for a wolf to fight it. Why not just fight it? why fuck it as well?
│
├■the thought of someone trying to spear his rock hard cock inside a rage induced leopard puss trying to end his career is sending me i'm sorry (ノ∇^、)
│
└■I will probably never stop thinking about this post.
│Don't make me seek the mountain that I cannot climb. (*゜ー゜*)
│
└■If a man and goat can elope, why not a leopard too? (゚ー゚)
│
└■If a man and goat can elope, why not a leopard too? (゚ー゚)
The goat is too easy. (・∀・)
The war of domination between Man and Beast, between DEATH AND SEX
simply isn't there with a goat for someone who might have maybe stood a
chance with the leopard
and for someone who wouldn't, the goat might still injure them lol (´¬`)
also, fix'd, didn't hit the line break button lol ('ー')
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