◆ [Date updated: 2021/05/13(Thu) 04:54:21]
　■User: Segata Sanshiro
　│Oh hey, I heard you're a (echo effect) "GAMER" 
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　│but you don't have a sega saturn?
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　│have you not seen its great library of "hidden gems"?
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　│girls look at you and laugh, saying, "he hasn't played 10-player bomberman" 
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　│The Saturn has:
　│Bomberman
　│Shoot em ups
　│Uh.. Clockwork Knight
　│The other NiGHT
　│Bug!
　│A lot of stupid games you'll never play because you never learned Japanese when you had the chance 10 years ago
　│Sonic 3D Blast
　│That one Pinball game with the John Petrucci soundtrack
　│Lunar (it just got an english fantranslation)
　│Legend of Heroes: Prophecy of the Moonlight Witch
　│Albert Odyssey
　│Dragon Force
　│CROC 
　│Spot goes to hollywood!
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　│It's the best 2D console ever. You wouldn't be seen dead without one in your collection.
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　│https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNEe04UwJ6Q
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　│PLAY SEGA SATURN! THIS IS AN ORDER! Those without saturns die!
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　└■User: Segata Sanshiro
　　│Bumping because you retards aren't playing sega saturn. 
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　　│what the fuck are you waiting for? 
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　　│https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313&_nkw=sega+saturn+tested+working&_sacat=0
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　　│go buy one right now.
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　　├■My apologies Mr. Segata Sanshiro-san, but the Segata Saturnus does not ignite any desire
　　││to own such a, excuse me, retarded piece of fucking junk, *ahem* in my humble heart.
　　││Anywho, I wish you a very good day my good sir.
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　　│└■User: Segata Sanshiro
　　│　　https://youtu.be/Zh8cXfLJPaU
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　　│　　Eat shit and die, you'll be seeing me shortly from a hospital bed.
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　　└■I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE, ALSO I PREFER PLAYSTATION LOL