◆ [Date updated: 2023/06/29(Thu) 11:11:48]
　■Just pulled off three great little scams today.
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　│1.At school I borrowed a guitar. When I was tuning it the thinnest
　│E-string suddenly broke, near the top. I figured I was screwed, since
　│every time you break a bit of equipment you have to pay for it, but I
　│loaded a bunch of leftover string into the hole where the bridge pin
　│goes so the string was long enough for me to loop it thru the string
　│post. I was able to return it to the music room without anyone noticing.
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　│2. After leaving school I decided to get some lunch. The place I usually
　│go for lunch has this faggy thing where if you're taking their stuff out
　│you have to pay extra for ketchup. (they give you a bunch of those
　│little packets.) I noticed it was rush hour, and the cooks and servers
　│were all distracted trying to keep up. I never paid for any ketchup, but
　│after I got my order I said, 'Hey, what about my ketchup?' and the guy
　│was so distracted he gave me some without thinking about it.
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　│3. I took the bus home, and this guy came around collecting fare. I
　│rarely carry cash, so I gave him my cellphone so we could do a mobile
　│money transfer. he keyed everything in and I made a show of completing
　│the process, but as soon as he left I cancelled the transaction, and
　│thus, I got to ride the bus for free.
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　│LOLLLL (´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ
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　└■I sense the beginnings of a wealthy man ヽ(´ー｀)ノ