◆ [Date updated: 2023/05/04(Thu) 10:23:44]
■what if there was some sort of drug you could take which would dye your
│semen a certain colour of your choosing.
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│I would take a cocktail of such drugs so that I get rainbow
│semen.ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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├■I would dye my semen red, then when I'm out with people, I would go to
│ the bathroom and jerk off. I would mop up the cum with a tissue, then I
│ would go back to my group and approach the girls.
│ I would show them the tissue soaked with my crimson cum and say;
│ "Hey, can I borrow a tampon? My period came..."ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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└■The obvious answer here is dying your semen bright red and screaming in agony as you come. That'll certainly scare the missus! (;゚∀゚)
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└■The secret is to inject your testicles with tomato juice.
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