◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/19(Wed) 07:17:35]
　■You ever think about like, the hypothetical pleasure box that philosophers claim they'd say no to?
　│The one that'd directly stimulate your pleasure center in the brain?
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　│Why say no to it? (´人｀)
　│Put humanity in the "basically cumming all the time" machine, and let the Age of Man end in a deluge of cum!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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　│Maybe aliens figured this out too, which is why we haven't heard from them.
　│If they're still around, they are too busy cumming forever... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
　│Maybe if we get invaded, it will be by machines dedicated to spreading the word of Infinite Pleasure...!
　│ヽ( ´ω`)ノ
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　└■But once every thousand years, the cum slowly dries up, throwing the Age
　　│of Semen into chaos... Mindless hollowed husks roam the earth in search
　　│of any sperm, dragons gone mad from the lack of free-flowing cum that
　　│once kept their lust in check, power-hungry gods defy the will of the
　　│heavens and hoard more semen for themselves...
　　│Only you, the Chosen Inbred, hold the power to refresh the supply... or
　　│let it evaporate and usher in a new Age of Afterglow...
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　　└■Semen Wars