◆ [Date updated: 2024/06/13(Thu) 00:06:46]
　■I think I remember seeing that post about the cum rag mushroom spawn.
　│Honestly, I just use a paper towel and I immediately bin it when done... 
　│ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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　└■I recently upgraded to disposing my semen tissues in the toilet 
　　│instead of letting them pile up in my bin for months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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　　└■That's how I've always done too. Get 4 squares of toilet paper, fold it 
　　　│from middle, place it on my belly and make it cover ペニス before 射精, then 
　　　│just flush it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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　　　│I put it to my desk to flush later on, but it disappeared while I was 
　　　│doing something else on PC (;´Д`)
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　　　└■THE SEMEN THIEF STRIKES Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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　　　　└■I can only hope some weird organization out there won't make millions of 
　　　　　│clones of me and let them loose near my house for lols (;´Д`)
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　　　　　└■It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal! 
　　　　　　│And they're all lolis made from your DNA! (｀∇´)
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　　　　　　└■I propose an alternative narritive! The semen tissue simply gained 
　　　　　　　│conciousness! all the cum particles came together to form one being, and 
　　　　　　　│now it has escaped into the world...
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　　　　　　　├■this is exactly why you should always thank your cum for making you feel good ヽ(`Д´)ノ
　　　　　　　││if it ever gains sentience it will spare you from the human extermination
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　　　　　　　│└■Fuck... What if all the semen I flushed down to sewers are still alive 
　　　　　　　│　│and plotting against me for revenge? (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
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　　　　　　　│　└■Or maybe it just wants to find its way back home and reunite with its
　　　　　　　│　　│father in harmony? Would you accept your semen child with open arms?
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　　　　　　　│　　└■what if he is just pretending to get close to me and kill all my loved ones?!
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　　　　　　　└■(*'ｰ')> > It's too late, we already have a million semen clones at our disposal! 
　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　(｀∇´)ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノΣ(ﾟдﾟ|||)