> > You ever think about like, the hypothetical pleasure box that philosophers claim they'd say no to?
> > The one that'd directly stimulate your pleasure center in the brain?
> > Why say no to it? (´人｀)
> > Put humanity in the "basically cumming all the time" machine, and let the Age of Man end in a deluge of cum!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
> > Maybe aliens figured this out too, which is why we haven't heard from them.
> > If they're still around, they are too busy cumming forever... ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
> > Maybe if we get invaded, it will be by machines dedicated to spreading the word of Infinite Pleasure...!
> > ヽ( ´ω`)ノ
> But once every thousand years, the cum slowly dries up, throwing the Age
> of Semen into chaos... Mindless hollowed husks roam the earth in search
> of any sperm, dragons gone mad from the lack of free-flowing cum that
> once kept their lust in check, power-hungry gods defy the will of the
> heavens and hoard more semen for themselves...
> Only you, the Chosen Inbred, hold the power to refresh the supply... or
> let it evaporate and usher in a new Age of Afterglow...
Semen Wars

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