◆ [Date updated: 2023/10/07(Sat) 17:05:13]
■I hate it when people give some bullshit advice about talking to people,
│like the worst one I remember is 'If you ever feel nervous talking to
│anyone, just remember, we all take massive shits!ヽ(´∇`)ノ'
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│What a
│retarded thing to say. Now you've made me think about the person I want
│to talk to taking a dump. Why would that put me at ease? That makes
│things more awkward, not less, you fucking retard. That kind of thing
│will make me want to punch the person in the face, not talk to them.
│
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│It's too bad the bastard gave me such crappy advice over the Internet.
│If I knew where they lived I would crack their skull open with my car's
│back wheel, (after I took a MASSIVE SHIT!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ and smeared it all
│over the tire.) I wish shitting didn't exist...
│
├■Actually, teh reason why they said to think of that person taking a dump
││is so that you would get a bonar so huge that you wouldn't be able to
││concentrate on your nervousness because you would be thinking of cumming
││hard to them shitting!
││They didn't account for you not having a scat fetish.
││
│└■I need advice on how to talk to people without a scat fetish (;゚Д゚)
│
├■Just be youreself and imagine everyone is naked lol.
││
│└■Great way to get even more nervous while talking (;゚Д゚)
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└■Solution: imagine them peeing instead! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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